Poker Rt Is Now Live!

[PACTinfo2 0]

Poker RT(railbird training) is now live and there is an PACT only Promo Price available of 40% off the initial sign-up fee and first month's membership fee. This discount should be off of the current $119.99 initial sign up fee and first month's $29.99 fee.To get this one time break savings please enter the following promo code: PACT40 (and this should NOT be case sensitive)Promo Expires on June 1, 2008 at 11:59 pm PSTAt the bottom of the sign up page there is a place to enter the promo code. To get the discount you must enter the code above. Keep in mind that we are terribly desperate for income from this joint since the poker craze has flushed down the toilet and our last feeble attempts have failed miserably, so this is probably our last chance to squeeze a buck from your pockets while youre still interested. Please help us in our attempt to be an actual "wicked smart biz team" and donate to our bank accounts school for people with more money than sense that wish to improve themselves.Also, we are giving a ten percent discount* to any poster that regularly uses the blog section of the PACT forum for attempting to draw attention from our "star" under the pretenses of religion or current events. We will also deduct five more dollars if our "star" has personally responded to your well thought out post that concerns him and you bragged about it to the rest of the forum. Mental instability discounts do not apply.What is the Poker RT cancellation and refund policy?If you cancel your membership after purchasing access to the Poker RT content, your access to Poker RT will terminate at the end of your current month's billing period and your monthly billing will stop. All charges and fees are non-refundable. All profits from your membership will be used in the next scam.Do I have to worry about renewing my monthly membership each month?No, we have made this an automated process, so you don't have to worry about making a new payment each month. We want is to be as easy as possible to rob you of your money.If I cancel my membership at any time and then decide to re-join later, will I have to pay the setup fee again?If you cancel your membership and then decide to re-join within 90 days, you will not have to pay another one-time enrollment fee and you will be allowed this option ONE TIME only. However after 90 days, you will have to enroll again as if you were a first-time customer. If you re-join within 90 days, please email Support@PokerRT.com and explain that you want to re-join within 90 days of previously cancelling. Let us know if you are using the same or a different credit card for billing and provide a phone number for a representative to contact you and help you reactivate your account and billing. We will use this lapse of judgment against you and milk you for another payment or two.How do I cancel my membership?Good luck! Log into your "My Account & Settings" page at PokerRT.com and click "Membership Info"; then click "Cancel My Account". Wait for the overseas operator to join the line at nine ninety nine per minute and attempt to disconnect from of services. We will be laughing all the way to the cave bank. Start huffing that helium and railing those poker tourneys!Poker Rail Training is LIVE!!!!! *subtracted after a twenty percent additional discount fee

[NutsBuster 0]

WOOOOOOOOOOOT!

[chrozzo 19]

Beans' secrets!?!?omg...i need in on this!!!

[Sal Paradise 57]

wow, I think I like the nutsbuster signature stuffe even more than the poker rt thing. superb artwork for both.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

Beans' secrets!?!?omg...i need in on this!!!

Hi chrozzo,Ive often wondered why folks on those infomercials were so willing to divulge their methods to making large sums of cash if it was such a secret....Now I knowThe secret is.....You just need lots of fanboys with money!regards,

[chrozzo 19]

Hi chrozzo,Ive often wondered why folks on those infomercials were so willing to divulge their methods to making large sums of cash if it was such a secret....Now I knowThe secret is.....You just need lots of fanboys with money!regards,

im at your service then<bows humbly>

[hank213 1,823]

What an awesome site!*When I was just starting out railing free poker at the local watering hole I never dreamed that it would be possible to get access to these kinds of secrets from some of the top** railers in the game today. But along comes Habbadabba's wicked smart biz team and *bam* I get virtual training to become the best railer I can be. For pennies*** a day!I really enjoy the concept of only be allowed access between 1 PM and 1:15 PM**** because it helps me train during times when I'm fatigued just like I would be while railing a real event!But what really makes the site work is the lack of content. It keeps me from being distracted by stuff so I can easily conform my thinking to the railing method I'm being spoon fed.Thanks PACT!!!!!! WOOT!TIDLOLZERBEAMZTIDWOOT!! *Hank213 is not an actual railer, just a professional actor chronicly unemployed guy hired conned into portraying a railer.**mostly unknown.***several pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters per day in perpetuity.****Abdullahpur local time.

[qyayqi 11]

yes, i have signed on as one of the professionals. my first rail vid is sick. i got seated way in the back, but by the time the river hit i had bribed my way to the front row to woot louder than anyone has wooted before.[x] my man won, imo. yes, imo. the cards, dealer, and the rest of the table said he lost, but in my opinion he is ALWAYS a winner.pay close attention to how he doesn't directly acknowledge me, but you and i both know he owed that victory to me, and his thanks was in the subtle slouch of his shoulders.

[nutzbuster 7]

wow, I think I like the nutsbuster signature stuffe even more than the poker rt thing. superb artwork for both.

Agree!

[Balloon guy 158]

Start huffing that helium and railing those poker tourneys!

Two steps ahead of you my friendsTwo steps aheadBest read with a high squeaky voice

[leftygolfer 7]

Dear Pactinfo2,Any chance you could offer a live boot camp? My computer is on the fritz and I don't have any more boobs pics to post in the Dear Ouch thread.Preferably in Vegas in August. Include 36 holes of golf/day and I am in faster than Ron Mexico can order a 10 piece McNugget meal....Diet Coke obv.Sincerely,Anonymous

[Sal Paradise 57]

Hey, thanks for the rail the other night qyayqi!

its already paying dividends!

[speedzgaylover 0]

Dear Pactinfo2,Any chance you could offer a live boot camp? My computer is on the fritz and I don't have any more boobs pics to post in the Dear Ouch thread.Preferably in Vegas in August. Include 36 holes of golf/day and I am in faster than Ron Mexico can order a 10 piece McNugget meal....Diet Coke obv.Sincerely,Anonymous

Have some dick picks to share. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[PACTinfo2 0]

Dear Pactinfo2,Any chance you could offer a live boot camp? My computer is on the fritz and I don't have any more boobs pics to post in the Dear Ouch thread.Preferably in Vegas in August. Include 36 holes of golf/day and I am in faster than Ron Mexico can order a 10 piece McNugget meal....Diet Coke obv.Sincerely,Anonymous

Hi leftygolferAnonymous,Currently we have only one boot camp type promotion, the Weekend with BeansWe added in a few frames of strip bowling for the eighteen fortunate enough to scrape up the required loot. Keep in mind that due to insurance regulations, intimacy with the pins is now forbidden.regards,Heres a sneak peek at the members only quiz section. To assist us in deciding if youre "pro-rail" material, please answer the questions below and return it with the $49.95 (non-returnable) quiz fee and your membership dues.1) Would you rather....a) Watch paint dryB Watch cars rustc) Both a and b2) Have you ever....a) Dreamed of watching people play pokerB Planned vacations around watching people play pokerc) Said or typed the words "woot, tid, glglglgl, or sick"d) all of the above3) Has the following ever happened....a) Pissed pants at the rail to avoid missing a "key hand"B Shit pants at the rail to avoid missing a "key hand"c) Pissed and shit pants at the rail after forgetting to take your medicationd) all of the above4) Are you drawn to, and hang out at....a) Red ropes inside movie theatersB Floating sections of rope in lake swimming areasc) Golf courses that surround poker players homesd) all of the above5) What would be your favorite added feature to live poker tournaments....a) Hole card cams broadcast to the crowdB Heart monitors placed on the playersc) Colonoscopy cams placed in the playersd) Raffle after the tournament to give away the colon cam footagee) Raffle after the tournament to give away the actual cam used for the footagef) all of the aboveɟ'p'p'p'ɔ sɹǝʍsuɐ

[Ouch-8s 4]

I have a small problem with the quiz - as everyone knows, railing is highly situational, however, none of the quiz questions include the only correct answer: It Depends. (This goes double for question 3). How can we take your railing quiz seriously when clearly it does not consider the most important factor in the game?

[PACTinfo2 0]

I have a small problem with the quiz How can we take your railing quiz seriously when clearly it does not consider the most important factor in the game?

Hi Ouch-8s,You may be too advanced for the basic RT package. I suggest that you sign up for the optional ($299.49) quiz that includes Rorschach style materialregards,

[Ouch-8s 4]

Hi Ouch-8s,You may be too advanced for the basic RT package. I suggest that you sign up for the optional ($299.49) quiz that includes Rorschach style materialregards,

That's AMAZING!When I signed up to do the rail quiz, I only rated myself a "4 out of 10" railer. It's something I like to do, but I've haven't had enough practice to really consider myself skilled at it, yet.But you're telling me that I'm actually Advanced! That means I must be at least a "7 out of 10" railer. That's an improvement of 75%, JUST BY SIGNING UP FOR POKER RT! See what I mean - AMAZING!I'm sure this is going to turn out to be the best money I've ever invested in myself, and that it will be paying dividends in no time. I can't wait for the next quiz!Thank you, PACT! Your sincerely,Ouch8sRailtard For LifePS - I see Mr Clean! I didn't even know he was one of your railable pros. Chalk up another win for Poker RT!

[leftygolfer 7]

Heres a sneak peek at the members only quiz section. To assist us in deciding if youre "pro-rail" material, please answer the questions below and return it with the $49.95 (non-returnable) quiz fee and your membership dues.1) Would you rather....a) Watch paint dryB Watch cars rustc) Both a and b2) Have you ever....a) Dreamed of watching people play pokerB Planned vacations around watching people play pokerc) Said or typed the words "woot, tid, glglglgl, or sick"d) all of the above3) Has the following ever happened....a) Pissed pants at the rail to avoid missing a "key hand"B Shit pants at the rail to avoid missing a "key hand"c) Pissed and shit pants at the rail after forgetting to take your medicationd) all of the above4) Are you drawn to, and hang out at....a) Red ropes inside movie theatersB Floating sections of rope in lake swimming areasc) Golf courses that surround poker players homesd) all of the above5) What would be your favorite added feature to live poker tournaments....a) Hole card cams broadcast to the crowdB Heart monitors placed on the playersc) Colonoscopy cams placed in the playersd) Raffle after the tournament to give away the colon cam footagee) Raffle after the tournament to give away the actual cam used for the footagef) all of the aboveɟ'p'p'p'ɔ sɹǝʍsuɐ

I would have said grass grow, but i will go for c. 2-d, 3-d, 4-d and 5-f. How did I do?

I have a small problem with the quiz - as everyone knows, railing is highly situational, however, none of the quiz questions include the only correct answer: It Depends. (This goes double for question 3). How can we take your railing quiz seriously when clearly it does not consider the most important factor in the game?

Clearly 4th level railing theory. You advanced players railers are awesome.

[nutzbuster 7]

fucking amateurs, all a ya's....pathetic.

[Balloon guy 158]

How much extra is the Poker WT classes?The ones where you spend all your time on a poker player's website and make fun of him?Probably the same price he charges for you to use his site?Maybe I need to open up a Poker FTI got the Fanboy thing down tight!

[leftygolfer 7]

How much extra is the Poker WT classes?The ones where you spend all your time on a poker player's website and make fun of him?Probably the same price he charges for you to use his site?Maybe I need to open up a Poker FTI got the Fanboy thing down tight!

Ouch!Hi!-Chrozzo

[Cappy37 0]

Hey, PACTinfo2, my PM about being a rail pro must have been lost in a server-side purge. Re-send?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Dear Biz Team,If I were able to pay more money, would I be able to get a little more face time with the pro railers?Ron

[nutzbuster 7]

Dear Biz Team,If I were able to pay more money, would I be able to get a little more face time with the pro railers?Ron

My firm of "Nutzbuster and Heywood Jablowme" would be more than happy to consult on this.15K each obv.

[Randy Reed 0]

Man this is so exciting! I got my membership earlier in the week and have been working very hard at becoming a railer like so many others.I couldn't wait to put my new found knowledge to work! So Friday night after work I practically flew to the casino. As instructed in the beans video training I put the car on cruise at 79 mph (As a cop told beans once, 9 you're fine but 10 you're mine!) and slugged down 3 tall boys in route. I headed straight for the bar feeling a little light headed and got a double shot of jack which got things in perspective as promised. I got a tall draft and didn't bother with getting chips, how cool is that! I headed straight for the rail. I had a little trouble finding it though. There were ten tables in action but they didn't seem to be railed off? Then I spotted it in front of the desk where they assign tables. There were only 5 people who looked to be a line facing the desk but with my knowledge, I knew the proper way to face the tables. I wedged my way in only spilling a little of my beer, faced the nearest table about 15 ft away and yelled WOOT! Everyone seemed shocked to see apparently such an experienced soon to be professional railer and entered the room. I didn't really know the players but I say one guy in a hockey jersey and sunglasses that I figured was probably a great tournament player. I started yelling "hockey guy, woot! woot!"He seemed a little confused and weirded it out by it I guess, not quite being a professional and all. I backed off, headed to the bar for refills of Jack and draft beer. Two weird guys with earpieces were following me around. I quickly assumed someone else must have a competing rail book or video and they were trying to learn my secrets.I got back to the rail and had a blast, yelling and wooting and lots of people seemed to join in the fun laughing until apparently some players complained. I'm sure it was because I wasn't railing them, ya know, and some guys claiming to be security asked me to leave. I threw up on their shoes right on que!!What a great night beans, all the money was sooooo worth it.