cardcore 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Even though I don't observe Passover anymore, my annoying Jewish parents insist on my and my woman's presence at their house for dinner with the rest of my family. Just what I wanted to be doing on a Saturday night, especially my birthday, having a seder.I'm moving my birthday Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 HAPPY Jewish! BIRTHDAY!!!Happy birthday mangha Link to post Share on other sites
BellaireDrew 2 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Even though I don't observe Passover anymore, my annoying Jewish parents insist on my and my woman's presence at their house for dinner with the rest of my family. Just what I wanted to be doing on a Saturday night, especially my birthday, having a seder.I'm moving my birthdayMan, just suck it up and observe. Traditions like passover dinner is what makes being a jew cool. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Man, just suck it up and observe. Traditions like passover dinner is what makes being a jew cool.Maybe, but there's something cathartic about saying "fuck it" to the whole scene, at least for a while. I say show up sauced and sneak in a flask of ham. Then, when your parents see it and ask you about it, you and your lady friend stand up indignantly, say something vague about not taking the interrogation, stick your tongue down her throat, and storm out, Def Lepard up, T-tops down. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I just found out this week I am about 1/32 jewish. Is there something I should be doing today? Am I going to hell if I want to keep my foreskin? Happy birthday!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Shalom.Baruck atah adonai eloheinu...israel or something. And Happy Birthday! Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Why is this night different then any other night?[x]Passover[x]Birthday[x]Get drunk off ManashevitzHappy Birthday bro! Link to post Share on other sites
ThePhoenix88 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Happy birthday sir. lets hope one of your presents is winning the main event this summer. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Brisket's the shit. Happy god didn't kill your first born son since you sacrificed a lamb and put a blood marker on your door 2.5K years ago.......day. or whatever the story isMore importantly, happy birthday. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Just had the cedar...no bread for a week. GREAT! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 will mahtza balls be involved? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Dude Passover is totally the best Jewish holiday to have a birthday on (if you have to have your birthday on a Jewish holiday). Hannukah would be okay too I guess but then you'd have the double present fiasco (or more likely a lack of a double present fiasco, much worse). Fruit of the vine, baby! King of the universe! Link to post Share on other sites
Max_Powers 0 Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Show up with bacon on your breath Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Show up with bacon on your breaththat just drives the guys WILD! Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 i was just about to make one of these threads for showstopper. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I'm sorry, but you retard....The the only thing worthwhile about being a Jew is the food (and the left brain abilities, the access to financial resources without any regard to your personal fiscal standing and a seemingly endless series of back-doors into otherwise highly competitive Hollywood jobs).Being a Jew but not partaking in the one single day where it makes being a member of the stinking, miserable race slightly more tolerable is like being a Negro who voluntarily chooses to suck at sports and not sing or dance. ENJOY THE ****ING SEDER YOU STUPID SHEENY. It's more important than your dumb birthday. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I'm sorry, but you retard....The the only thing worthwhile about being a Jew is the food (and the left brain abilities, the access to financial resources without any regard to your personal fiscal standing and a seemingly endless series of back-doors into otherwise competitive Hollywood jobs).Being a Jew but not partaking in the one single day where it makes being a member of the stinking, miserable race slightly more tolerable is like being a Negro who voluntarily chooses to suck at sports and not sing or dance. ENJOY THE ****ING SEDER YOU STUPID SHEENIE. It's more important than your dumb birthday.damn, your wife just win the island in court or something? Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 my birthday is also april 19th. i also went to passover this year. sometimes after i scratch my balls i smell my fingers. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 damn, your wife just win the island in court or something?No, but I mean here's a dude who has a chance to have a Seder with his family- something a LOT of people would love to do but cannot for various reasons- but in typical Shlomberg fashion, he immediately self-centers the entire matter as revolving around his own moronic birthday. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 No, but I mean here's a dude who has a chance to have a Seder with his family- something a LOT of people would love to do but cannot for various reasons- but in typical Shlomberg fashion, he immediately self-centers the entire matter as revolving around his own moronic birthday.oh, I didn't even know what a Seder was. I have to agree with the OP though, I probably wouldn't want to eat dinner with my family on a saturday night either. screw that. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 my birthday is also april 19th. i also went to passover this year. sometimes after i scratch my balls i smell my fingers.My bday is the 19th of April as well. I had fish. Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted May 8, 2008 Author Share Posted May 8, 2008 No, but I mean here's a dude who has a chance to have a Seder with his family- something a LOT of people would love to do but cannot for various reasons- but in typical Shlomberg fashion, he immediately self-centers the entire matter as revolving around his own moronic birthday.did your parents just get divorced or is daddy in jail or something? Link to post Share on other sites
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