savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 A new poker crew has been formed on FCP. We are the Poker Crew and we are taking applications. Our mission is to do nothing but dominate the poker game of our choice on a daily basis. We are not "big ballers", in fact "big ballers" need not apply. Nothin' special about you motherfucka? When you go to the club, do you wait in line motherfucka? Are your sexual performances well above average? We will contribute nothing to the forum and give nothing back to the community. Sounds like something you want to be a part of? You know it. The three founding members, Nvrquit29, fornicator1 and myself will pick from the applicants. GL to you all. I will answer any and all questions to the extent I feel is necessary. Playing poker not required but recommended.Members:savagerebel - Flamin'Aces8 on Starsnvrquit29fornicator1freak2304crookedlinkTwstdWrstr - PuckSniper23Jelly-Filled AceSportsmack - Amlew29kingmustardTrueAce13david_kenna - blufferdavelargetotals Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I'd apply, except my sexual situation is stellar. Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: PhilAge: 26Location: Lawrence KS (College Basketball USA)Sex(M/F/Yes Please) M & Always.Do you have a hot, single/loose sister?: She's a bible thumper. Sorry boys.What is her number: 1-800-GOD4EVAShoe Size: 11 1/2High School Mascot: Rockets (ready...........BLAST OFF!)Best Joke: Kinda lame, but I like it: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Gl with the groupDon't quite fit the qualifications since I gave up 4.40's a looong time ago, also my sexual performances > averageHave fun Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: PhilYou are in by default since no one else want to be cool.url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw]Everyday Normal Guy Poker Crew[/urladd this to your sig but remember to add the [] to the end. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 CHECK OP FOR REVISED REQUIREMENTS Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: PhilAge: 26Location: Lawrence KS (College Basketball USA)Sex(M/F/Yes Please) M & Always.Do you have a hot, single/loose sister?: She's a bible thumper. Sorry boys.What is her number: 1-800-GOD4EVAShoe Size: 11 1/2High School Mascot: Rockets (ready...........BLAST OFF!)Best Joke: Kinda lame, but I like it: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“Number one way to tell a guy hasn't been married for very long. Sorry Freak.edit: FWIW, I like the joke too, and you're about 5'7", yes? Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: Philomg me too!CHECK OP FOR REVISED REQUIREMENTSlooooool Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 drcossack (Scranton)FYPSorry, couldn't resist.. Link to post Share on other sites
CrookedLink 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: VictorAge: 18Location: ChicagoSex(M/F/Yes Please) MDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?: nopeWhat is her number: n/aShoe Size: 8.5 High School Mascot: MustangBest Joke: *TBA*Will add the joke when I find a good one. Right now I just want to put my name under consideration.**** the Mayans IMO Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 You are in by default since no one else want to be cool.url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw]Everyday Normal Guy Poker Crew[/urladd this to your sig but remember to add the [] to the end.By default???? WEAK.Number one way to tell a guy hasn't been married for very long. Sorry Freak.edit: FWIW, I like the joke too, and you're about 5'7", yes?6', y? Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 By default???? WEAK.6', y?Close enough - I wear a 12 (though I have a wider foot and I like a little more room) Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 THE UNDERLINDE NAME IN THE OP IS A LINK. IT IS OUR THEME SONG. Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 If you wanna mess with me you probably can, cause I'm not confident and am weak for an manIm also good at making paper planes Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 don't everyone jump so fast into this group Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: VictorAge: 18Location: ChicagoSex(M/F/Yes Please) MDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?: nopeWhat is her number: n/aShoe Size: 8.5 High School Mascot: MustangBest Joke: *TBA*Will add the joke when I find a good one. Right now I just want to put my name under consideration.**** the Mayans IMOWelcome to the best group on FCP.url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw]Everyday Normal Guy Poker Crew[/urladd this to your sig but remember to add the [] to the end. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 don't everyone jump so fast into this groupSHUT UP! Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I'm rather big on pointless profanity, but I don't really play much poker anymore. Can I be an honorary induction? Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Mayans>>>>this group. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Mayans>>>>this group.Yea but most of the Mayans at least occasionally fantasize about sex with other men, while most of this group does not.Has to count for something. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: ChristianAge: 25Location: Carlisle, PASex(M/F/Yes Please) Yes pleaseDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?: I do, shes 16 tho.What is her number: 1800-not-foruShoe Size: 8High School Mascot: bisonBest Joke: hi Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Yea but most of the Mayans at least occasionally fantasize about sex with other men, while most of this group does not.Has to count for something.That doesn't help their case. Link to post Share on other sites
CrookedLink 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Welcome to the best group on FCP.url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw]Everyday Normal Guy Poker Crew[/urladd this to your sig but remember to add the [] to the end.weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee um, now what? Link to post Share on other sites
Big Jono 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: JonoAge: 26Location: Melbourne (im a Kiwi tho!)Sex: M and not enoughDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?: Have a hot single step-sister in FloridaWhat is her number: Dont know or else id be trying it on myselfShoe Size: 12High School Mascot: err a Scottish ThistleBest Joke: What has 3 legs and one arm? A pitbull in a childrens playground. Link to post Share on other sites
TwstdWrstr 10 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: EricAge: 32Location: COSex(M/F/Yes Please) M and as always more plzDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?: 5'9" Redhead that can outdrink me by a mile. Yes she's single. Good luck.What is her number: 1-800-BBF-IDTSShoe Size: 11High School Mascot: WildcatsBest Joke: PokerStars RNG on the turn card imo Link to post Share on other sites
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