TonyDanza 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 SHUT UP!a dudes walking down the beach, he sees a woman with no arms and no legs crying. He asks her whats wrong, she tells him shes never been hugged before. He gives her a hug, and as hes walking away she starts crying. He goes back and asks her whats wrong? She says ive never been kissed before. He kisses her on the forehead and before he can leave shes crying again. He asks whats wrong now? she responds.. Ive never been ****ed before. the man sighs, picks her up and throws her into the ocean. "There, now you're ****ed."i dont want in. i just thought this was worthy Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name:R. F.Age:+/- 20 years over FCP's mean average.Location:Comfortably situated in the central region of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.Sex(M/F/Yes Please)M seeking SWFDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?:No, but my tenant gives stellar gumjobs pretty much on demand.What is her number:Ship bankroll and I'll consider violating her privacy rights. Did I mention she gives gumjobs ?? Shoe Size:11.5High School Mascot:BisonA Joke:A hitchhiker jumps up into the shotgun seat of the big truck. Standard convo ensues with the driver; "Where ya going, nice truck", so forth and such.Conversation eventually dies down into complete silence. The driver tweets out one whistle off his lips. A monkey's head pop out the curtain of the bunk area.The driver reaches back and cracks the monkey on the head. Instantly, the monkey undoes the driver's pants and proceeds to give him a blow job. The monkey finishes the task and goes back to the bunk.The hitchhiker, in total disbelief, just stares out the windshield not knowing what to say about such an event.More time passes then "tweeeeet" - the monkey head pops out - *CRACK* Yet another blow job fulfilled.This time the hitchhiker has to speak up. "I can't believe this !!""Oh ?? Would you like to try it ??" offered the driver.The hitchhiker replies: "well, er, ok but could you not crack me in the head so hard ??" Link to post Share on other sites
Veener Schnitz 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 gonna be tough for op to ft those 4.40's if there are no steak threads.... Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 The guy who does the everyday normal guy song has a really funny 2 girls 1 cup song. Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Somebody is mad they weren't selected for the Mayans! Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Yea but most of the Mayans at least occasionally fantasize about sex with other men, while most of this group does not.Has to count for something.occasionally?...i have a poster of ah2388 and kingonethousandthreehundredfive kissingand i dont even know what they look like Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 occasionally?...i have a poster of ah2388 and kingonethousandthreehundredfive kissingand i dont even know what they look likeThat's because I don't let you look up at me while you're on your knees doin your business Link to post Share on other sites
Elo and AG 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 The guy who does the everyday normal guy song has a really funny 2 girls 1 cup song.I really don't think this guy is funny ..... Oh and yeah, "I've got good memories from my childhood bitch, my favorite toy was my fuc*in fire truck bitch....." Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 CAN I TOO BE A MEMBER OF YOUR ORGANIZATION??? Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 I'm rather big on pointless profanity, but I don't really play much poker anymore. Can I be an honorary induction?You're in!!! Welcome!!!I want in too.OK chrozzo you're in.Name: JonoAnother great addition!!Name: EricDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?: 5'9" Redhead that can outdrink me by a mile. Yes she's single. Good luck.Redheads WFT!!! Of course you're in!! Name:R. F.Your had me at the avatar!! We are growing!!CAN I TOO BE A MEMBER OF YOUR ORGANIZATION???We can't let everyone in. But you are not the guy we are keeping out. Add one more to the list!!url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw]Everyday Normal Guy Poker Crew[/urladd this to your sig but remember to add the [] to the end. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 Somebody is mad they weren't selected for the Mayans!Didn't apply for the Mayans. Congrats on the selection though it seems your are turning into a d-bag already. j/k Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I'm not good enough to be a Mayan so i guess i'l join this group instead.Sign me up! Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 I'm not good enough to be a Mayan so i guess i'l join this group instead.Sign me up!This does not follow the application format. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee um, now what? What happens now is kinda up to you. Link to post Share on other sites
Sportsmack 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Now for the application (stolen shamelessly from the Mayans)Name: Boom DizzleAge: 32Location: Parts Unknown....or Dublin, CASex(M/F/Yes Please) MDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?: no, but my brother might be up for something kinkyWhat is her number: I never call that d-bagShoe Size: 12High School Mascot: VikingBest Joke: wasted all my best jokes on freakin stake threads eff...will come up with one shortly tho. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 Sportsmack you can be one of us. Put the link in your sig. Link to post Share on other sites
TrueAce13 18 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: RyanAge: 20Location: ClevelandSex(M/F/Yes Please): Yes pleaseDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?: Can get you in contact with a person who doesWhat is her number: What was Cleo's number again?Shoe Size: 9 1/2High School Mascot: Crimson Flashes (f*ckin' retarded, I know)Best Joke: Are dead baby jokes acceptable? Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: RyanYour ava is "Perhaps the best picture in the history of Full Contact Poker". Add the link the to your sig. You are IN. Link to post Share on other sites
kingmustard 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: JimAge: 20Location: Manchester, UK / Chicago, ILSex(M/F/Yes Please): M/F/Yes PleaseDo you have a hot, single/loose sister?: I have a 10 year old sister who fills none of those criteria, apart from the 'single' part, probably.What is her number: 911 (Ask for 'Pedophile Division')Shoe Size: 11 UK / 10 US?High School Mascot: Some sort of deer wearing a crown with a big bail of hayBest Joke: TBD - Need to find a remotely funny one... Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I'm not good enough to be a Mayan so i guess i'l join this group instead.Sign me up!i pulled for u because u are 16...want to ummm learn HU? Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 Name: JimI guess we need some more European representation. Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 i pulled for u because u are 16...want to ummm learn HU?Teach me! Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 I have been thinking about the group. I think it can be made into something useful. We can use our Poker Crew thread to talk about our micro-roll struggles. We can post mini-rail calls. I know I am happy when I get in the money in a $1.20 45-man SNG. It is not thread worthy on its own, but it is post worthy here. A small cash is better then a big bubble. Link to post Share on other sites
CrookedLink 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I have been thinking about the group. I think it can be made into something useful. We can use our Poker Crew thread to talk about our micro-roll struggles. We can post mini-rail calls. I know I am happy when I get in the money in a $1.20 45-man SNG. It is not thread worthy on its own, but it is post worthy here. A small cash is better then a big bubble.sounds good Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 sounds good how did u get my bros name btw...im still curious Link to post Share on other sites
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