Al Czervik 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay? Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Share Posted March 18, 2008 These are merely random thoughts, not addressed to anyone in particular.If anyone tries to turn this into a Superthread I will burn the servers down with my rage, stampede through the series of connected tubes than is the interwebs and bring the whole fucking thing down. I create strange threads that only a select few understand the humor in, and these threads die in obscurity in their infancy. Part of my M.O.Also, some people will undoubtedly claim membership in the thread and in doing will only secure their own suicide-inducing embarrassment and shame when the list is made public. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Oh I forgot. I am also a member of the Jelly of the Month club. It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Oh I forgot. I am also a member of the Jelly of the Month club. It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.That it is, Cousin Eddy Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Also, some people will undoubtedly claim membership in the thread and in doing will only secure their own suicide-inducing embarrassment and shame when the list is made public.I already have the rope! Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Share Posted March 18, 2008 I already have the rope!The following reply is for members only: If you are reading this and not a member of this fucking thread, fuck you. I fucking hate you. I realize that only a couple of few of you actually know you're a member because I've responded to your post, and the rest of you can't possibly know. But fuck you for even ASSUMING you fuck. Have I said fuck enough yet? Yes, I think I have. The perfect amount really. If I said fuck once more it'd be one time too many. Oh, fuck. P.S.Hai ShakeIf any non-members read the members only text and I find out about it, you will be blacklisted from any possible future membership. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 whew...I almost read that too Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 whew...I almost read that tooWhen the end comes, you will feel more pain than anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 When the end comes, you will feel more pain than anyone.BS... I didn't read it.No fair!I call foul.(You forget who you are logged in as sometimes.... that's funny) Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Share Posted March 18, 2008 When the end comes, you will feel more pain than anyone.Turn the volume all the way up on your computer and listen carefully to the next words I type...I wish I was named Teeth at birth. That way people could say to me, "Your name is Teeth" and not be a filthy and desperate liar. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 i read it, and it was delicious. the risk of ruin was worth the warming of the heart of my cockles.sincerely,Q Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 (You forget who you are logged in as sometimes.... that's funny)Obviously not. If I responded to you as Spademan, that would make you an official member and this thread would crumble from within. You fucking faggot. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Obviously not. If I responded to you as Spademan, that would make you an official member and this thread would crumble from within. You fucking faggot.You should get a dog...and name him Clue.. That way you'd have one. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Share Posted March 18, 2008 Obviously not. If I responded to you as Spademan, that would make you an official member and this thread would crumble from within. You fucking faggot.Better than Spacey doing Walken. Spademan seal of approval. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Obviously not. If I responded to you as Spademan, that would make you an official member and this thread would crumble from within. You fucking faggot.That was so great I read it twice. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Sup Teeeej? Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Paging Dr. Douche Bag...Paging Dr. Douche Bag.You're needed in the vaginal cavity. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademen 0 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Sup Teeeej?With seven words we resurrect this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 With seven words we resurrect this thread.Two words: nice try. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Two words: nice try.Except for these 8 and a number, no words. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Except for these 8 and a number, no words.Well, I guess hblask is a member now also... Welcome hblask! Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Well, I guess hblask is a member now also... Welcome hblask!thats what he wants you to think... Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 this thread oozes cool.I had too much Coke and Sun and Country Music at the BJCC Downtown Throwdown last night too come up with anything witty.Thus, I'll bow outBy choice. Of course. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 this thread oozes cool.I had too much Coke and Sun and Country Music at the BJCC Downtown Throwdown last night too come up with anything witty.Thus, I'll bow outBy choice. Of course.Seriously? We're gonna need a review then. Well, I'm gonna need a review since I'm such a huge Blake Shelton fan. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 This thread is overrated. Link to post Share on other sites
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