speedz99 145 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Membership is required. I hereby reinstate your membership with extreme prejudice.I proudly accept. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 You're sounding a little desperate, Spademan. Now that this thread has lost its exclusivity I do not care to be a member.You've apparently misunderstood what constitutes a member. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Soooo since I'm a member and everything I guess I'll be posting here. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 I proudly accept.Get the fuck out of my thread.It is members only. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy's_touch 0 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 You've apparently misunderstood what constitutes a member.can I give her my membership? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 screw this, I'm leaving Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 If you have to ask, then you don't belong.Now get the fuck out.For the life of me I do not remember changing accounts and making this post. Trippy. So what do us members get?The fuck out. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I played golf with a one star Marine General last week.That should get me a trial membership.I'd like to give it to Cu4in4Years Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 screw this, I'm leavingIn, at most, a year from now, I won't even remember you were here. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I nominate Hal Hollbrook for Treasurer. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 STFU Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 STFUSTFUF Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 STFUCross-posting is apparently allowed, ranthemover. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 I found this to be very funny.Oh shit. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 In, at most, a year from now, I won't even remember you were here.I'm going to send you a text message in one year and three days to remind you of my visit. it will also include an "lol." Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 My marketing team tells me that as a Grand Opening type of promotional deal, everyone in the first 20 posts of the thread should automatically receive membership.I agreed.Welcome to the club, fuckers.Enjoy the groupies.I notice you said "should" instead of "would".This must be a clue. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 I'm going to send you a text message in one year and three days to remind you of my visit. it will also include an "lol."Do you know what I like most about this thread?The knowledge that decades from now some of the people who have posted in it will be proudly telling the grandkids they have bouncing on their leg, "You know, I was a member in Spademan's Membership Required thread." That wistful smile on their wrinkled, toothless face.Then they will have a sudden and uncomfortable realization. They will call up this thread using their mind and a hologram containing all the text will appear before them. Because it's decades from now, see. They'll read and re-read the entirety. Scanning their hundreds of posts contained therein.With a sickened dread they will mutter to themselves the truth that dawns slowly and brutally upon them.They didn't read the guidelines of what actually constitutes a member. They've been hoodwinked, bamboozled, shafted.None of this is what I like most about the thread.It is the fact that they will then dash their grandchildren upon the ground into a bloodied, broken and utterly inappropriate mush. Anyway, I got Verizon, will your text be free? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 STFUFOhhhhhh I know this one!Shut the Fuck up FuckstickAmirite? Amirite? Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 I notice you said "should" instead of "would".This must be a clue.Clever.The "STFUF" was for you by the way.And yes, the last F stands for what you hope it would. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 This thread is the Waiting for Godot of Not-Quite-Superthreads. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Get the fuck out of my thread.It is members only.Sweet. I was hoping to be able to tell my grandkids that I was not part of the monumentally douchey Spademan Thread Members Only Club. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 go spit. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Most of the members of this thread are on my "friends" list.I'm obviously in as we go way back. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Do you hear a Who? Link to post Share on other sites
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