Escort Services

[CardWarfare 4]

Me and my boys were talking the other day, and one of them found a list of escort services near us. We're (I'm) thinking about giving them some business, but I'm curious as to a few things.1- Are the pictures of the girls on the site authentic? I realize this probably varies with the companies, but I find it worrysome that none of their faces are shown in the pictures. I don't want to shell out money and be repulsed here.2- Do you tip a hooker? I'd imagine so, but is there a standard? Do they sell wallet cards for advising one on how much to tip their hooker?3- Even though this was discussed among my friends, it would be an individual affair. Do I just tell them to meet me at a hotel for an hour?Before anyone says it, I have no girlfriend and no prospects at the moment, but I have money and really like boobs.

[GWCGWC 83]

I'd answer your questions but I'd just be making them up.

[chrozzo 19]

heheheheheyou said boobshehehehehehehe

[YonYonson 156]

If you are serious I have but one question and a comment or two.What do you have to lose?If she repulses you, just leave. If she's good, tip 20%.

[Zach6668 513]

Serious question.If prostitution is illegal, how do these escort places get away with this?

[bobbywithani 0]

Absolutely nothing wrong with paying for sex. Our society has some messed up notion that it makes you pathetic and less of a "man" but really if you want to get your rocks off and are willing to pay for it, go for it. I don't know much about escort services but the brothels outside of vegas are quite legit and the girls are clean.

[LongLiveYorke 38]

If you are serious I have but one question and a comment or two.What do you have to lose?If she repulses you, just leave. If she's good, tip 20%.

So, I was wondering, where do you live and work?

[bobbywithani 0]

Serious question.If prostitution is illegal, how do these escort places get away with this?

because sex is not guranteed, you are paying for their company.

[YonYonson 156]

So, I was wondering, where do you live and work?

My name is Yon Yonson, I work in Wisconsin,I work in a lumbermill there. The people I meet when I walk down the street, They say, "What's your name?" And I say,

[DCJ001 0]

1- Are the pictures of the girls on the site authentic?

They're as authentic as your avatar pic is representative of you.

[speedz99 145]

Our society has some messed up notion that it makes you pathetic and less of a "man"

Uh, maybe the female half of our society. I don't know many guys who think like that.

[CardWarfare 4]

They're as authentic as your avatar pic is representative of you.

Really? That close?

[runthemover 39]

Uh, maybe the female half of our society. I don't know many guys who think like that.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cheeky!

[Ouch-8s 4]

missed you buddy

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

I recommend looking up some of the escort review sites online. Some services are really legit, others are extremely sketch, and review sites are there for johns to... well, network, review ladies, and give each other heads up about bad escorts..

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

One site I used years ago was " bigdoggie.net.

[YonYonson 156]

I remember this one time, back in high school, my buddies and I went to this part where we didnt know anyone. We heard about it from a friend of my best friend. They used to play hockey together and this guy gave us directions and all that, but when we got there he was already gone. Anyways, we grab some beers and a bottle, start drinking. This house we were at was huge. It was some girls house who went to some private school that costs more than most people pay for college in year. We're sitting out by the pool. All these private schools assholes are so fucked up they dont even really notice we're there. It was a scene, man. The four of us in the middle of this party, something straight out of an American Pie type movie. After a while my friends and I are nearly drunk and start talking to some randoms. We catch wind of a fight between some guy and his girlfriend. Apparently she'd blown two other guys before boyfriend showed up and he wasnt taking it too well. We relocate to catch the action, but all we get to see is the boyfriend storming off. This drunk slut decides to sit there and continue drinking. She was pretty hot, so I joked that one of us should become number three. HIYO! We all thought that was a great idea and argued for a while which one of us it would be. We continue drinking and the slut continues to sit there. I keep shooting her glances, making sure she hasnt escaped before I get my blowjob. I notice that now she has a friend and the friend is pointing right at me. I quickly look away. The friend is comes over and speaks to me and my buddies. Apparently, this drunken, already blown two guys of a whore is ready for round three and would like one of us to go over and allow her the pleasure. SILENCE. My friend John asks if it matter which one of us. The friend says no. We find this hard to believe. She has to have a preference, right? Apparently not. Not a one of us gets up and goes over. We all sit there, like dickless faggots. The friend goes back to report to the drunk slut. Drunk slut procedes to stagger over to us, yelling obscenities and asking us why shes not good enough for us. We laugh when she falls over. She gets up and stumbles away. We left soon after.

[CardWarfare 4]

I remember this one time

Thanks. None of that helped me at all.

[chrozzo 19]

I remember this one time, back in high school, my buddies and I went to this part where we didnt know anyone. We heard about it from a friend of my best friend. They used to play hockey together and this guy gave us directions and all that, but when we got there he was already gone. Anyways, we grab some beers and a bottle, start drinking. This house we were at was huge. It was some girls house who went to some private school that costs more than most people pay for college in year. We're sitting out by the pool. All these private schools assholes are so fucked up they dont even really notice we're there. It was a scene, man. The four of us in the middle of this party, something straight out of an American Pie type movie. After a while my friends and I are nearly drunk and start talking to some randoms. We catch wind of a fight between some guy and his girlfriend. Apparently she'd blown two other guys before boyfriend showed up and he wasnt taking it too well. We relocate to catch the action, but all we get to see is the boyfriend storming off. This drunk slut decides to sit there and continue drinking. She was pretty hot, so I joked that one of us should become number three. HIYO! We all thought that was a great idea and argued for a while which one of us it would be. We continue drinking and the slut continues to sit there. I keep shooting her glances, making sure she hasnt escaped before I get my blowjob. I notice that now she has a friend and the friend is pointing right at me. I quickly look away. The friend is comes over and speaks to me and my buddies. Apparently, this drunken, already blown two guys of a whore is ready for round three and would like one of us to go over and allow her the pleasure. SILENCE. My friend John asks if it matter which one of us. The friend says no. We find this hard to believe. She has to have a preference, right? Apparently not. Not a one of us gets up and goes over. We all sit there, like dickless faggots. The friend goes back to report to the drunk slut. Drunk slut procedes to stagger over to us, yelling obscenities and asking us why shes not good enough for us. We laugh when she falls over. She gets up and stumbles away. We left soon after.

this story led to nogthin but purre dissapointment

[gobears 0]

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[BigDMcGee 3,352]

blah blah blah

go back to wisconson!

[bleacherbum3 9]

I remember this one time, back in high school, my buddies and I went to this part where we didnt know anyone. We heard about it from a friend of my best friend. They used to play hockey together and this guy gave us directions and all that, but when we got there he was already gone. Anyways, we grab some beers and a bottle, start drinking. This house we were at was huge. It was some girls house who went to some private school that costs more than most people pay for college in year. We're sitting out by the pool. All these private schools assholes are so fucked up they dont even really notice we're there. It was a scene, man. The four of us in the middle of this party, something straight out of an American Pie type movie. After a while my friends and I are nearly drunk and start talking to some randoms. We catch wind of a fight between some guy and his girlfriend. Apparently she'd blown two other guys before boyfriend showed up and he wasnt taking it too well. We relocate to catch the action, but all we get to see is the boyfriend storming off. This drunk slut decides to sit there and continue drinking. She was pretty hot, so I joked that one of us should become number three. HIYO! We all thought that was a great idea and argued for a while which one of us it would be. We continue drinking and the slut continues to sit there. I keep shooting her glances, making sure she hasnt escaped before I get my blowjob. I notice that now she has a friend and the friend is pointing right at me. I quickly look away. The friend is comes over and speaks to me and my buddies. Apparently, this drunken, already blown two guys of a whore is ready for round three and would like one of us to go over and allow her the pleasure. SILENCE. My friend John asks if it matter which one of us. The friend says no. We find this hard to believe. She has to have a preference, right? Apparently not. Not a one of us gets up and goes over. We all sit there, like dickless faggots. The friend goes back to report to the drunk slut. Drunk slut procedes to stagger over to us, yelling obscenities and asking us why shes not good enough for us. We laugh when she falls over. She gets up and stumbles away. We left soon after.

What the fuck was the point of this story?

[custom36 4]

go back to wisconson!

We don't want him. You take him!

[Cappy37 0]

Me and my boys were talking the other day, and one of them found a list of escort services near us. We're (I'm) thinking about giving them some business, but I'm curious as to a few things.1- Are the pictures of the girls on the site authentic? I realize this probably varies with the companies, but I find it worrysome that none of their faces are shown in the pictures. I don't want to shell out money and be repulsed here.2- Do you tip a hooker? I'd imagine so, but is there a standard? Do they sell wallet cards for advising one on how much to tip their hooker?3- Even though this was discussed among my friends, it would be an individual affair. Do I just tell them to meet me at a hotel for an hour?Before anyone says it, I have no girlfriend and no prospects at the moment, but I have money and really like boobs.

There's no sense of excitement and adventure in that. Be a man, grab a Ben Franklin, hit the mall, and go shoulder-tapping.

I remember this one time, back in high school, my buddies and I went to this part where we didnt know anyone. We heard about it from a friend of my best friend. They used to play hockey together and this guy gave us directions and all that, but when we got there he was already gone. Anyways, we grab some beers and a bottle, start drinking. This house we were at was huge. It was some girls house who went to some private school that costs more than most people pay for college in year. We're sitting out by the pool. All these private schools assholes are so fucked up they dont even really notice we're there. It was a scene, man. The four of us in the middle of this party, something straight out of an American Pie type movie. After a while my friends and I are nearly drunk and start talking to some randoms. We catch wind of a fight between some guy and his girlfriend. Apparently she'd blown two other guys before boyfriend showed up and he wasnt taking it too well. We relocate to catch the action, but all we get to see is the boyfriend storming off. This drunk slut decides to sit there and continue drinking. She was pretty hot, so I joked that one of us should become number three. HIYO! We all thought that was a great idea and argued for a while which one of us it would be. We continue drinking and the slut continues to sit there. I keep shooting her glances, making sure she hasnt escaped before I get my blowjob. I notice that now she has a friend and the friend is pointing right at me. I quickly look away. The friend is comes over and speaks to me and my buddies. Apparently, this drunken, already blown two guys of a whore is ready for round three and would like one of us to go over and allow her the pleasure. SILENCE. My friend John asks if it matter which one of us. The friend says no. We find this hard to believe. She has to have a preference, right? Apparently not. Not a one of us gets up and goes over. We all sit there, like dickless faggots. The friend goes back to report to the drunk slut. Drunk slut procedes to stagger over to us, yelling obscenities and asking us why shes not good enough for us. We laugh when she falls over. She gets up and stumbles away. We left soon after.

It's...it's..its... the... anti- Clay Aiken.

[loogie 115]

Don't you have a girlfriend or any prospects at the moment? Look, if you're poor and don't like boobs, then an escort service is not for you.