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Me and my boys were talking the other day, and one of them found a list of escort services near us. We're (I'm) thinking about giving them some business, but I'm curious as to a few things.1- Are the pictures of the girls on the site authentic? I realize this probably varies with the companies, but I find it worrysome that none of their faces are shown in the pictures. I don't want to shell out money and be repulsed here.2- Do you tip a hooker? I'd imagine so, but is there a standard? Do they sell wallet cards for advising one on how much to tip their hooker?3- Even though this was discussed among my friends, it would be an individual affair. Do I just tell them to meet me at a hotel for an hour?Before anyone says it, I have no girlfriend and no prospects at the moment, but I have money and really like boobs.
Not that I would know or anything but.....1. Sometims, check out the review sites first. Bigdoggie or The Errotic review.2. If she does a good job absolutly, especialy if you want to see her again. 3. Always in a hotel (not a sleazy one) leave all your valuables in the car, only bring in the cash you are willing to spend.
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LOL, no, I guess not. Go to www.erosguide.com. I've used it several times for ladies in Chicago, and everytime it was the girl who was in the pictures, pricing was as advertised, they never tried to upsell me or anything. Has always been a pleasure. Some of the chicks on there now are SMOKING, might have to make a trip to Chi-town soon ;-)
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LOL, no, I guess not. Go to www.erosguide.com. I've used it several times for ladies in Chicago, and everytime it was the girl who was in the pictures, pricing was as advertised, they never tried to upsell me or anything. Has always been a pleasure. Some of the chicks on there now are SMOKING, might have to make a trip to Chi-town soon ;-)
You've opened my eyes to a world that I never knew existed and will never have the balls to join. From erosguide.com I went to the hottest chick I found's personal website, which was really impressive. That pointed me to theeroticreview.com, where I found partial reviews (anyone have a password, I'm curious to read full ones) along with more of these personal hooker websites. I guess I forgot that it's a huge industry outside of fat diseased whores on street corners. Weird.
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You've opened my eyes to a world that I never knew existed and will never have the balls to join. From erosguide.com I went to the hottest chick I found's personal website, which was really impressive. That pointed me to theeroticreview.com, where I found partial reviews (anyone have a password, I'm curious to read full ones) along with more of these personal hooker websites. I guess I forgot that it's a huge industry outside of fat diseased whores on street corners. Word.
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You've opened my eyes to a world that I never knew existed and will never have the balls to join. From erosguide.com I went to the hottest chick I found's personal website, which was really impressive. That pointed me to theeroticreview.com, where I found partial reviews (anyone have a password, I'm curious to read full ones) along with more of these personal hooker websites. I guess I forgot that it's a huge industry outside of fat diseased whores on street corners. Weird.
So in other words you're busy tonight.
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I once found this site for a Caribbean island vacation that has a mens only exclusive private island which has upwards of 20 "Escorts" that are there. When you arrive you select your girl and she stays with you the entire vacation and pretty much does anything you want. If you get bored with her you can mix and match with any of the girls on the island.I've been searching google for the past 20 mins but can find it.The fantasies I had about that place...

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I once found this site for a Caribbean island vacation that has a mens only exclusive private island which has upwards of 20 "Escorts" that are there. When you arrive you select your girl and she stays with you the entire vacation and pretty much does anything you want. If you get bored with her you can mix and match with any of the girls on the island.I've been searching google for the past 20 mins but can find it.The fantasies I had about that place...
I watched a TV documentary about a place like that in Asia. The girls all bitched about how disgusting and horrible the men were. One of them even said "he has bigger tits than me" in front of the guy, in her own language. All the men visiting were old and fat, extremely creepy. One time a girl complained she wouldn't sleep with her 'boyfriend' any more because she thought he had a disease. She said his dick looked like a corn on the cob, I almost cried laughing.You can see a trailer for the TV show here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3s5an_my...romo_shortfilms
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You've opened my eyes to a world that I never knew existed and will join. From erosguide.com I went to the hottest chick I found's personal website, which was really impressive. That pointed me to theeroticreview.com, where I found partial reviews (anyone have a password, I'm curious to read full ones) along with more of these personal hooker websites. I guess I forgot that it's a huge industry outside of fat diseased whores on street corners. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mexico has rubbed off on you, I see.wait, what?
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ahh yeah erosguide....fun to look at. of course there is cityvibe and craigslist that you can go to too. then go to theeroticreview.com to make sure you are getting a real chick and a good price and good service. the most I have done is a massage, a couple of us went to an asian massage parlor. as previously stated, I am too scared to even try an escort. either I get busted with my bad luck, my wife would find out or ask why I withdrew so much cash and where was it? I seriously think my wife would cut off my balls if I ever had sex with a prostitute....although the idea is mighty intriguing to be with a professional

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You've opened my eyes to a world that I never knew existed and will never have the balls to join. From erosguide.com I went to the hottest chick I found's personal website, which was really impressive. That pointed me to theeroticreview.com, where I found partial reviews (anyone have a password, I'm curious to read full ones) along with more of these personal hooker websites. I guess I forgot that it's a huge industry outside of fat diseased whores on street corners. Weird.
Hehehe, yeah man, I guess I've been lucky, but the girls I saw were all really cool. I get there, you put the money on the dresser (you never mention the money at all, you should know how much before you get there and you just set it down, I guess if you talk about it you'll get kicked out or whatever), we bs for about 5-10 minutes, then she say, "get comfortable" (hooker-speak for get naked) and get down to business. Sometimes you get seconds even, I've always felt it was a win-win, always safe, and these chick have been SMOKING HOT.
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I was at a celebrity charity golf event a couple years ago and I went to the meet and greet and auction the day before. At this event I took my buddy who is a fairly moral guy, he goes to church and all that jazz, just not the type of guy to sleep around. Well, we were sitting at a table eating waiting for the auction to start, and this real fat guy sits down. (Think Tomer Benvieti sp?) He is from a Costa Rican fishing vacation company.His entire spiel to us, was about how the whores were clean and only $20. He said most of the time they don't even go fishing. He said they will take the guys out one day with multiple shirts, take a bnuch of pictures from different angles so they have pictures for their wives. He said most of the guys never leave their rooms and keep ordering new whores.Now I am dying laughing, because he is really focusing this to my friend, who would never ever consider doing something like this. Just think of this racket they have going on, the vacations started at $3500 a week/per person. If they paid that and never used their boat/gas/bait/food etc. They are making a fortune on a bunch of older horny guysFunny thing, is we were not the only ones that they tried to do this speech on. The next day, when we got to the hole they were sponsoring they were giving the same spiel to a group of older guys. It was pretty amusing.

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You've opened my eyes to a world that I never knew existed and will never have the balls to join. From erosguide.com I went to the hottest chick I found's personal website, which was really impressive. That pointed me to theeroticreview.com, where I found partial reviews (anyone have a password, I'm curious to read full ones) along with more of these personal hooker websites. I guess I forgot that it's a huge industry outside of fat diseased whores on street corners. Weird.
http://www.bugmenot.com/view/theeroticreview.comJade is so sexy it hurts.
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LOL, no, I guess not. Go to www.erosguide.com. I've used it several times for ladies in Chicago, and everytime it was the girl who was in the pictures, pricing was as advertised, they never tried to upsell me or anything. Has always been a pleasure. Some of the chicks on there now are SMOKING, might have to make a trip to Chi-town soon ;-)
Excellent suggestion. I think I may be on to something here.
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I was at a celebrity charity golf event a couple years ago and I went to the meet and greet and auction the day before. At this event I took my buddy who is a fairly moral guy, he goes to church and all that jazz, just not the type of guy to sleep around. Well, we were sitting at a table eating waiting for the auction to start, and this real fat guy sits down. (Think Tomer Benvieti sp?) He is from a Costa Rican fishing vacation company.His entire spiel to us, was about how the whores were clean and only $20. He said most of the time they don't even go fishing. He said they will take the guys out one day with multiple shirts, take a bnuch of pictures from different angles so they have pictures for their wives. He said most of the guys never leave their rooms and keep ordering new whores.Now I am dying laughing, because he is really focusing this to my friend, who would never ever consider doing something like this. Just think of this racket they have going on, the vacations started at $3500 a week/per person. If they paid that and never used their boat/gas/bait/food etc. They are making a fortune on a bunch of older horny guysFunny thing, is we were not the only ones that they tried to do this speech on. The next day, when we got to the hole they were sponsoring they were giving the same spiel to a group of older guys. It was pretty amusing.
Ummm pm me the guys number.
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