GWCGWC 83 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Four trick or treaters including a kid around six in a t-shirt, jeans and tennis shoes who claimed to be a rock star. Kid had attitude so it was pretty sweet. Who wants a few pounds of candy? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Condoms.Hey, they are mint flavored, fun for kids of all ages. Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Condoms.Hey, they are mint flavored, fun for kids of all ages.Where have you been? Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Where have you been?On a coyote run to mexico. You need a house keeper? I got a cheap one for ya. Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 On a coyote run to mexico. You need a house keeper? I got a cheap one for ya.Is your business big enough to handle exports. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Is your business big enough to handle exports.why, you got a daughter you want to sell into white slavery or somethin'? I hope she's blonde, you get way more for blondes. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 why, you got a daughter you want to sell into white slavery or somethin'? I hope she's blonde, you get way more for blondes.I would like to start the bidding at one hundred dollars. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 When I was a kid, we were pretty poor. Every Halloween, there was always this one Hawaiian guy who would give out full size candy bars (needless to say, when we were breaking into cars or vandalizing shit, that dude had the absolute fucking immunity idol)I always said that if I ever had a buck or two, I'd do the same thing when I grew up..Still haven't grown up, but this year, King Size Snickers bars, bitches.... The kids go home and change costumes to try and roll me for another round.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This is why you're highly-respected. Every word. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 On a coyote run to mexico. You need a house keeper? I got a cheap one for ya.I might be interested. Seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Sorry, I don't think I have any left after handing them out. I did just eat a sugar-free popsicle...one of those phallic shaped ones in Orange Crush flavor.TPIWWPAnd I handed out Big League Chew. Balla! Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 My kids made out like bandits last night. Full size candy bars, cans of pop, microwave popcorn..The best part of trick or treating is raiding their candy bags while theyre at school. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The best part of trick or treating is raiding their candy bags while theyre at school.Or sleeping. Or in the basement. Or playing GameCube. Or outside on the trampoline. Or at soccer practice. I have four, and there's only who *doesn't* royally suck at defending the candy. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 half the kids who showed up last night weren't even wearing costumes (or maybe the ones they were wearing just sucked so bad i couldn't tell). i gave out more/better stuff to the kids that at least tried. i felt bad giving anything to the kid wearing a t-shirt and jeans collecting candy in his backpack, and didn't even say "trick or treat." now that's just lazy...on second thought i should have given him the most... Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I could really go for some cupcakes and some peanut butter cups right about now. Burn,baby burn.....Kill Whitey. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Some lady was handing out quarters. Not as in, 2, or a few- a quarter- per kid. Now, I can do math and can see how that could add up, but to me that's just lazy. It's like people that give gift cards at Christmas- what, you can't stand in a candy aisle and not be overwhelmed by the choices? Just put some candy in the cart and and freakin buy it. My Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 half the kids who showed up last night weren't even wearing costumes (or maybe the ones they were wearing just sucked so bad i couldn't tell). i gave out more/better stuff to the kids that at least tried. i felt bad giving anything to the kid wearing a t-shirt and jeans collecting candy in his backpack, and didn't even say "trick or treat." now that's just lazy...on second thought i should have given him the most...Thats kinda sad tho. I mean, ALL kids love to dress up on Halloween, even if its a poorly put together costume. But when I see kids who arent dressed up I assume (which, I know, I shouldnt do) that his or her parents arent invloved enough with their kids, or perhaps dont have the money to purchase a costume. The latter isnt really an excuse tho, as I could whip up about 20 different costumes just using household items.Just sad to see kids not dressed up on Halloween, is all. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 We only got about 50 kids. I would say 80% of them tried. The other 20% were week. Sadly for them we give out candy by appearance. The cute 4 yr old in the really cool witches costume got one of each candy (we had 5 I think). The 12 year old who put a boller on his head , he got a starburst. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 We only got about 50 kids. I would say 80% of them tried. The other 20% were week. Sadly for them we give out candy by appearance. The cute 4 yr old in the really cool witches costume got one of each candy (we had 5 I think). The 12 year old who put a boller on his head , he got a starburst.and the black kids just went hungry huh Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 and the black kids just went hungry huhIt a hard knock life, for us. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 and the black kids just went hungry huh mine: Age and racial breakdown for ROYAL OAK MICHIGAN 48067RaceHispanic/Latino: 1.5%White*: 94.6%Black*: 1.1%Native American*: 0%Asian*: 1.1%Hawaiian/Pacific Islander*: 0%Other*: 0.1%Multiracial*: 1.3%50 kids showed up, one was half black. Gave him an opened Kit Kat bar. Link to post Share on other sites
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