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Everything posted by BobHope

  1. I haven't been funny since the Rooseveldt Administration, it didn't stop me from making Road to Zanzabar.
  2. Thanks for the memorysOf things I can't forgetJourneys on a jetOur wond'rous week in MartiniqueAnd Vegas and rouletteHow lucky I wasAnd thanks for the memorysOf summers by the seaDawn in WaikikiWe had a pad in LondonBut we didn't stop for teaHow cozy it wasNow since our breakup I wake upAlone on a gray morning-afterI long for the sound of your laughterAnd then I see the laugh's on meBut thanks for the memorysOf every touch a thrillI've been through the millI've lived a lot and learned a lotYou loved me not and stillI miss you so muchThanks for the memorysOf how we used to jogEven in a fogThat
  3. Brittney, Kevin.. thanks for the memories.
  4. I cry everytime is see that "Oh God" movie.. I cry because they didn't give that role to me, but instead to that overrated hack George Burns, who's been stealing my bits for 8 decades.
  5. I've gotten to know the good people of the sixth circle very well. Tough crowd. But you'd be a tough crowd too if you were being boiled in blood.
  6. FYP, you young punk.
  7. Thanks... for the memories.
  8. young punks wno respect for legends of comedy..
  9. Hey Renae.... I heard you could suck so good, you could wake a dead man... well, chop chop.. milton berle's boring my *** off in hell...
  10. Yeah, this account is pretty much just a set up for that line.
  11. Hey, news flash, I'm Bob Hope.. when was I ever funny?
  12. Listen up, you smart assed little *******, they named an airport after me, because I was the greatest entertainer of the 20th century.. I preformed in EVERY decade of the 20th century, I was the true 5 tool threat, vaudefill, radio, movies, television, broadway. I entertained troops all over the world. Fcking reagan has an airport, and all he ever did was have a cok teasing tramp of a wife.
  13. I've spent 80 years in the entertainment industry without being funny, why should things change post mortem?
  14. Doesn't anyone else think the fact that Bob Barker trained with Chuck freaking Norris is mind bendingly hilarious?
  15. Listen, you young punk, just because you're a black belt and was trained by Chuck Norris ( no lie, btw, check IMDB if you think I am) Doesn't mean I can't get to you.. I got the US army on My side.
  16. The moral flesh may fail, but the legend of the greatest american entertainer of the 20th century will never die.
  17. Listen, you punk, You think you're an entertainer? I've been entertaining the troops for over 60 years. Give me a call when the navy christens a ship the USNS Clay Aiken, and then we'll talk.
  18. Thanks... for the memories..Of things I can't forget, journeys on a jet,Our wond'rous week in Martinique and Vegas and roulette. how lucky I was.....Did you know that the guiness book of world records considers me the most celebrated entertainer of all time, with over 2000 awards? But these days, some Fa**ot gets SECOND PLACE on a "reality" TV show, and is now the biggest star in the world, and the whole world loses their mind about what real entertainment is.
  19. I remember a show at the sands with Frank, Dean and the boys in 62. Now that's entertainment. You can't get entertainment like that anymore. This rap/rock, baggy pants wearing, tattoo'd caterwalling isn't music.
  20. This is what passes as entertainment these days? You know, when I was coming up on vaudville, you actually had to talk with people. You're going to hell, with the rest of your generation.
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