Mike Matusow

Norman Chad is a hypocrite

I could care less if any of you as.sholes repsect me or not. I could buy and sell every one of you three times over.Why is it that I have to listen to observer chat non stop about my being a cokehead and I cannot retaliate. John is a friend of mine not yours and what we say is between us not some internet jackoff's who think they know everything there is about the game. If you think you're so great posting on this website why don't you come down to the wsop and put up your $10,000 and then see what you are made of. I hope you all die in car crashes.MM

The Big Lebowski kicks ***

Big deal, I won 1 million dollars. . .MM

The Big Lebowski

Did Annie give as good a knob job as Howard says she does????MM

get a life

I found it disgusting and messy when Gus Hansen got hit by a bus

Yes, the online poker forum.MM

Getting sucked out on is a lot like getting syphillis, if you keep gambling long enough it will happen. . . I suggest you wear a condem, remember, safe sex is smart sex!MM

Not only is it funny that your sister's "donkey" boyfriend is cleaning you out but he's probably using your money to buy the rubbers that he wears while he knocks the bottom out of your sister.Looks like your the donkey, donkey!I suggest you stick with 10/20 fixed play money on Fulltilt.MM

FYP

Your sick in the head.Norton = Hollywood Movie StarNegreanu = Name Dropper

The free beerMM

TEMPE, Ariz. (AP) - As first reported by FOXSports.com's Jay Glazer, Edgerrin James ran off to the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday, agreeing to a four-year, $30 million contract with one of the NFL's weakest teams. "It's a great situation. All they really need is a back." Then he added, "OK it's a risk. But hey, I'm a poker player. You can take it to the river. I'm not scared to make a change. I'm not scared to go out on a limb and try something different."MM

TP/MM

I love lamp.

Japs = -EV

Yes it does.I bet you wear a hat inside . . .MM

Obviously the OP shouldn't have been listening to music when he played. Another classic example of some donkey trying to mimic what he sees on ESPN. I bet he was wearing sunglasses too.MM

I'm not sure but I think somebody just took a **** on or around the general vicinity of the coats. -D. Cook

I suggest you get a flashlight and a shovel and go dig up Johnny Cochran because you've got a case here. MM

You are the sunI am the moonYou are the wordsI am the tunePlay me

Gus Hansen was at my table and then got hit by a bus. Now he's gone.MM

When Leonardo Decaprio's Full House beats two pair and he wins two tickets on the Titantic.Vindication Baby!MM