BigDawgBuuck

I had one Str8 flush and saved the screenshot....

I figured it was a joke....

Once, you used too many commas in unnecessary places, thus creating a very confusing sentence.Once, I beat a guy with his own shoe for pointing out my typos...Are you Mike Milbury?No, I'm Dreamclown

Once, you used too many commas in unnecessary places, thus creating a very confusing sentence.Once, I beat a guy with his own shoe for pointing out my typos...If you're referencing the fact that you have simply done something rather than having done it only one time, you should really say "I once beat a guy with his own shoe for pointing out my typos." The ellipse at the end is also unnecessary, as you finished your thought, and the story doesn't appear to go anywhere.As long as we're being picky about things here, it's called an ellipSIS, you anal retentive grammarian ass.Amen.

Once, you used too many commas in unnecessary places, thus creating a very confusing sentence.Once, I beat a guy with his own shoe for pointing out my typos...If you're referencing the fact that you have simply done something rather than having done it only one time, you should really say "I once beat a guy with his own shoe for pointing out my typos." The ellipse at the end is also unnecessary, as you finished your thought, and the story doesn't appear to go anywhere.Did you not happen to notice the structure of the other sentences? For a genius of your caliber, it should be obvious that I

Once, you used too many commas in unnecessary places, thus creating a very confusing sentence.Once, I beat a guy with his own shoe for pointing out my typos...

I'd rather spend the next year in a Nazi POW camp than watch JRB on the WSOP Circuit again...

Once you've played many many hands, you've seen about everything and you keep your composure.

But why would he use his left arm??......................OOHHH MY?!!? YOURE SICK, YOURE SICK!!!

Well, Im playing online right now so that shows my level of concentration...

Yep, you're right. That quote is on the back of "Play Poker Like the Pros", easily the best poker book ever written.I actually think is it one of the worst I have ever read. Hellmuth nearly breaks his arm patting himself on the back. My favorite one is when he says "It is hard to fold aces preflop, but I can do it. And I have been right EVERY single time because EVERY time I did my opponent had pocket aces." Wow, he can dodge bullets. And lie.I agree, its a good thing Hellmuths weren't in on writing the Bible, It would Phil changing water into wine and 7 2 into AA...

Definitely Hellmuth, because if Karma exists, I'll dominate him...

Definitely Hellmuth, because if Karma exists, I'll dominate him...

You think thats pathetic, I have tapes of some of those with other tournaments from the mid-90's. They put me to sleep....

I read that sites keep track of how often you play with certain people. Apparently, they won't let you play ring games with one player too much.