ah2388 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Orly?Iraqi Mayans consists of:Snamuh, a.k.a. ShamooPtspecial a.k.a. PokerTrackerSpecialah2388 a.k.a. uhh?king1305 a.k.a. st vincent college bitch boyinfinite_loop a.k.a. who the**** is this?We're looking to take two donkament/beginning cash game players...and help them help us so to speak. We're looking to teach these players the basics of cash game play, good enough to beat the micro limits...Some of you are reading this, and thinking to yourself...who the **** is that ah2388 guy to think that he can coach someone...Quite frankly, that isnt what we are trying to do here, and your comments are better off left on aim or in pm.We are looking for a specific type of individual, not just your average poster in a stake thread.Here are some of the requirements:Must be Willing to work at the game, post hands, discuss hands, and work to help us help you.You must be willing to put some time and effort into others, While this is all free of charge, we do expect you to commit some of your time to talk poker with us. That is where the whole, we help you help us thing comes into play...Must be Willing to bankroll yourself...This isnt set in stone, and we are open to the idea of helping someone in need, but its situational and we will be very picky with who we select.Must be Willing to withstand criticism:*DISCLAIMER*Shamoo is a prick, I learned very early on in my poker career that:a) he will talk more than youB) he is probably right more often than youc) he's a nitd) He's bad at COD4Its a tough love kind of thing, sometimes he's going to make you feel like a huge pile of cowshit, but he means well, and I speak from experience when I say that he will help your game a ton.Also, you must be willing to accept the volatility and swongs of cash game play, and you'll do everything you can to keep your head up even when going through a rough stretch.In addtion to these things:You must:Have Pokertracker, PokerAceHUD, or the intention to purchase them quickly upon being accepted. A microphone is an absolute must, as we do most discussion over Ventrilo, and obviously you cant use ventrilo without one. *CHECK WITH US ON THIS*Now, for what the "program" entails:Personal Sweat sessionsHand AnalysisSomeone to bitch to when youre going through a downswing(important to reduce tilt/burnout)Someone to look out for you when you're tilting/shouldnt be playing...Someone to play COD4/HALO with when youre bored(lol)NOTE: the selection isnt personal, we are an equal opportunity employer:-/Now for the applicationName:Age:Location:Sex(M/F/Yes Please)Do you have a hot, single/loose sister?:What is her number:Preferred game:Format(full ring, 6max, Shorthanded, HU):Current Limits:If anyone has any questions/ideas, feel free to message either myself, or shamoo. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 First that matters! Link to post Share on other sites
Ganseynogle 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 is this a joke Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I want a coooooooool avatar. And I like arguing with Shamoo. Link to post Share on other sites
psufans2 1 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 LOL so i decided to come to the forums for the first time in a month or so and saw this at the top all i have to say if kinger is incharge of BR management training COUNT ME INNNNNN. Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 True or False: You are the shit Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 drcossack(scranton) Link to post Share on other sites
gfdsa146 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Dammit. I'd be all over this if it wasnt for school. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Obv a joke thread.....lock it up. Link to post Share on other sites
Lrgetrout 1 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 drcossack(scranton)Ok, so is someone running a prop bet again? Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Sounds cool but I don't have a microphone or a bankroll currently (probably will get that in a month) Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I'm too good for all of you. Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 is this a jokeDefinitely not a joke and we expect that anyone who applies understands that we want someone who is serious, dedicated, and has a large desire to learn and improve. You don't have to be the most talented player, and you don't even need to play any substantial stakes. You just have to be willing to put in the work to get better. For what it's worth, since I've been with this group, I've moved from 100 NL to 400 NL/600 NL (technically I was playing 50 NL when I met infinite_loop but this was pre-Mayans). infinite_loop has moved from 100 NL to 400 NL. Adam was playing 10 NL/25 NL and is now playing 100 NL. The fact of the matter is that you can too. All of us have worked fairly hard and have shown good results. We're willing to pass on our knowledge and help others as well. Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Obv a joke thread.....lock it up.Lakers>Celtics...........Kobe>Garnett........etc, etc, etc, but hey Eastern Conference Champs is a good accomplishment. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Lakers>Celtics...........Kobe>Garnett........etc, etc, etc, but hey Eastern Conference Champs is a good accomplishment.I hope to god this series happens. I won't feel quite as good winning the title this year if I'm not sitting in the staples center watching Garnett hoist that trophy. Link to post Share on other sites
chrispycream 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Me! I win 4.40 180 person sngs, but give all the money back playing cash. http://www.bluffmagazine.com/thepokerdb/ch...yer-profile.asp Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Lakers>Celtics...........Kobe>Garnett........etc, etc, etc, but hey Eastern Conference Champs is a good accomplishment.theres the real joke IMO Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 LOL so i decided to come to the forums for the first time in a month or so and saw this at the top all i have to say if kinger is incharge of BR management training COUNT ME INNNNNN.kinger is more or less an honorary member...he goes out and gets laid now or some bullshit Link to post Share on other sites
TheRake_MD23 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Ok, so is someone running a prop bet again?[x] lft Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 people..peoplewe derail your thread, not the other way around[x]imo Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I hope to god this series happens. I won't feel quite as good winning the title this year if I'm not sitting in the staples center watching Garnett hoist that trophy.LOL. Celtics better blow them out cause we all know that the Big 3 will be running from the ball in a close game for all the marbles. As Kobe makes big shot after big shot. Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 [x] lftlolno propbets imo Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 people..peoplewe derail your thread, not the other way around[x]imoLakers>Iraqi Mayans Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 Lakers>Iraqi Mayansfolding AK on an aa6 flop< ______ Link to post Share on other sites
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