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Hey I think you're buddy Jason's here Brv.

 

Not a surpise. Don't play him in Omaha. He's good at that.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Lol, you saying leather made me think of Buzz Bissinger and his leather addiction. How weird wa that article?

 

thought the same thing. that picture of him in the leather pants and sunglasses with his leg propped up... I really didn't need to see that. strange fellow.

 

 

took an ambien last night and still woke up at 3 this morning. just don't get it. don't feel too awful tired right now so hopefully today won't be all that bad but we'll see.

 

 

hey beans did I mention I tried to use that saw sharpener on sunday night? got it about halfway set up then got frustrated and quit. the brake wasn't connected when I got it and I didn't see in the instructions where they tell you to put it back on. sure it's not difficult I just didn't have much time when I tried it and gave up quickly. also need to google videos of people using a grinder to sharpen a chainsaw. I have a feeling there's more technique to it that I originally thought (pushing the chain through slightly so it moves up the curve of the blade?) but I'm not sure and don't want to mess it up. off on friday so I might spend some time in the morning messing with it.

 

 

 

oh, and for all those keeping count at home: it's 6. 6 black widows killed so far in 2013. found two at the base of a tree in my front yard yesterday. good stuff.

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What time do you go to bed? Do you stay up late? Although, I guess 5 hours of sleep is the same no matter what time you go to bed

 

 

Have you considered hiring and exterminator? Will that work? Buy one less tool or pair of jeans and pay a service? Is that something that would work or is the property too vast?

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I feel for the guy jumping in the lake.... wife made spaghetti again last night....

 

 

 

Somehow my intestines must have a psychic connection with shakys sleep mechanism. At exactly two this morning I dragged the entire cpap machine at high speed into the bathroom with me

 

 

 

I remember comparing my guts to an out of balance washing machine....

 

 

 

 

took an ambien last night and still woke up at 3 this morning. just don't get it.

 

 

the brake wasn't connected when I got it and I didn't see in the instructions where they tell you to put it back on.

 

I have a feeling there's more technique to it that I originally thought (pushing the chain through slightly so it moves up the curve of the blade?) but I'm not sure and don't want to mess it up. off on friday so I might spend some time in the morning messing with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

First off... try unplugging your washer before going to bed tonight. Just a hunch

 

 

 

 

The only thing I do once the angle is set is keep slight tension against the chain stop while cutting. Adjust the amount taken off the chain to just enough to straighten up the edge, otherwise you wont get as many uses from each chain

 

 

 

It takes a little playing with at first. You have to understand the thing is made of plastic, so naturally it isnt as precise as an cast iron version. When you lower the blade down make an even straight down motion and go slow while its grinding to minimize the distortion of the parts...

 

 

 

 

Drunk mowing went great yesterday... right up to the point I hit a piled up log chain the kid left in front of the car hauler. Killed the motor immediately. Figure I ruined all the blades and will have to take a cutting torch to unwind the carnage under the deck

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I want to do that.

 

boy, I really fleeced cabela's on this jacket

 

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I am not a fan of this trend of disturbing gifs.

 

Ron, do people start wearing coats when the temp gets in the 60's in Florida? Here in So Cal, anywhere in the 60's or brvy forbid lower and they're all whining about how cold it is, the girls are wearing scarfs and Uggs and the dudes are wearing knit caps. Freaking hilarious.

 

I love the Ugg and scarf look. Sorry to put it away for the summer.

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yep. so am I the only one thinking "please don't be a white guy, please don't be a white guy, please don't be a white guy..."?

 

Correspondent John King, a Boston native, said authorities have a clear video image of a “dark-skinned male” placing a bag at the second bomb site outside of the Forum restaurant on Boylston Street and then leaving the area before that explosion.

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