I Called In Sick Today

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Red headed chicks are awesome.

 

 

 

Red headed dudes are not. Such a quandary. Can't have a kid with them but can pound them till the cows come home.

[speedz99 145]

Taking the national board exam in two hours. Feel like there's a chance I'll want to vomit throughout the 7 hours, and I'll be trying so hard to keep it down that eventually it'll spew out of my eyeholes. It could happen.

[ShakeZuma 585]

like, are you sick, or hungover or something, or are you just nervous?

 

 

so I creeped on the redhead's facebook page. she's got 4 profile pictures public. in 3 of them she's really cute looking. in the fourth she looks horrible. it's weird. still gonna go for it though I think.

 

 

beans I'm looking forward to your videos of the haunted christmas tree.

[hank213 1,823]

Taking the national board exam in two hours. Feel like there's a chance I'll want to vomit throughout the 7 hours, and I'll be trying so hard to keep it down that eventually it'll spew out of my eyeholes. It could happen.

 

um, you might want to brush up on the ol' anatomy and physiology a tad before the boards.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

I bet Shake's cute is ugly to most of us

[Napa_Don 688]

Shake showed his true feelings towards me last night and so I am done with him.

[hank213 1,823]

I bet Shake's cute is ugly to most of us

 

stratty outta nowhere

[brvheart 1,752]

I really enjoy that 'that time of the month?' and similarly easy jokes get trashed around here.

 

You forgot the quotes around "jokes".

 

I was pretty on fire with the humor and conversation when I went out Tuesday night. This guys gf was loving my shit. She was cute too

 

Look what stumbled through the doors, Boys... it's Tilty McTiltin.

 

i like you strat, but you're crazy.

 

2nd.

 

seriously I hate everybody. except her. but especially me. and you guys. especilly napa. god that guy is the WORST. and suited. adn speedz. and wjhiskers. **** I've turned into napa 8 years ago. somebody kill me. this chick has red hair though. and she's cute. but she's a woman. damnit. ok bye again.

 

Speedz already mentioned it, but the middle of this was golden.

 

I'll be trying so hard to keep it down that eventually it'll spew out of my eyeholes. It could happen.

 

You're the "doctor".

[ShakeZuma 585]

I bet Shake's cute is ugly to most of us

 

I bet it is too

 

Shake showed his true feelings towards me last night and so I am done with him.

 

no you're not

[Essay21 2,385]

Shake showed his true feelings towards me last night and so I am done with him.

 

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

 

 

Look what stumbled through the doors, Boys... it's Tilty McTiltin.

 

Were you drunk when you wrote this? Oh wait, that could never happen.

 

Decent though, kudos

[Napa_Don 688]

We're doing an ugly christmas sweater party for our department christmas party next week. I lollygagged around too long to order anything from ebay and tried hitting up my local thrift shops to no avail. Settled on a turtle neck/sweater combo I found at wal-mart. Now I just have to hope nobody else comes with the same sweater.

 

And despite Shake's attempts to hurt me, I still hope that this new chick is a sweatheart who likes him back and lets him put his weiner in her goodies.

[brvheart 1,752]

Were you drunk when you wrote this? Oh wait, that could never happen.

 

Decent though, kudos

 

**** man, at least click the like button. I only have like 2.

[brvheart 1,752]

Nebraska's defense looked awesome tonight.

[Essay21 2,385]

Nebraska's defense looked awesome tonight.

 

was that necessary. i don't think jesus would like you piling on my despair.

 

but let me tell you something even worse than that game. i went to my dad's house to watch it and by the third quarter my gramps had left and my brother had too so it was just me and pops and he goes into his room and when he comes out he is shaving. electric razor. so i'm like why are you shaving? your step mom will be home soon.

 

you see she has been gone a few days and was on her way back from the airport. and then it hit me. he was shaving because they were going to bang when she got home. it was a horrifying revelation. i had to get out of there so i went to mcdonalds and got some food and sat in my car and listened to the lebatard podcast while i ate it.

[iZuma 764]

suited you're an ok guy.

 

so I went to the christmas party. guess where I am now? I'll tell you. outside that girls house waiting on her and her boyfriend and their other friends to get back from the store so we can drink some more. we've been hanging out all night. guess I'm cool with it now? whatevs. our mutual friend was my guest to the party. might try to bang her. don't even like her. life sucks. woo hoo. I have to pee.

[iZuma 764]

dont forget shake: redhead. NEVER FORGET

[Essay21 2,385]

do what needs doing shakey. do what needs doing. mainly this:

 

[ShakeZuma 585]

I didn't do that

 

 

 

I'm home now. didn't fuck that girl. she wasn't into it. so it was just rape. haha just kidding. always with the rape this guy. but no, ****asses didn't even drink when they got back. just ate food and said "we're going to bed!" like a bunch of fags. so I'm home now. gay. bad thing is though, I wanted to hate that bitches friends, you know, because fuck her right? but they're actually ok. one dude likes guns and shooting and stuff. shit. stupid people not sucking. oh well. need to call that redhead.

[ShakeZuma 585]

also: I"m the gayest of the gays. worst of the worst. so bad. looked fly tonight though. shit nigga

 

and napa is my favorite person ever

[Sickinfo2 291]

Well I suppose I was incorrect about the Wellbutrin.... it does seem to have some effect after all

 

 

 

The most outlandish reaction I ever got from those things was a mix of celexia, strattera, and a fifth of vodka....

 

 

 

Had to have a sit down with a detective a few days later

 

 

 

 

Of course even in my mars away state of mind I still managed to slip outta it. I have weened myself off of the mind altering drugs since then, though....

 

 

 

 

Lets see....what else...oh.... the cedar tree decorations were gone this evening. vanished. phooey. yeah

 

 

 

 

I got up the nerve to head back up there this evening after I spent the majority of the day drinking and getting my old Maico dirt bike running again. Since its tough to tote large quantities of beer on one of those I instead took along a bottle of long island iced tea. Pre mixed. In a fifth. Seventy proof. Clear as a bell. Odd

 

 

 

 

I cheated death a few times but made it back without many incidents. I did notice some fresh leaves and dirt on the footpegs so I guess I still have the ole touch for riding...

 

 

 

 

When I notice it again while sober in the morning it will be rolled back into storage for a few more years again

[speedz99 145]

strattera

 

Side effects may include smugness and craving McDonalds.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

 

 

was that necessary. i don't think jesus would like you piling on my despair.

 

but let me tell you something even worse than that game. i went to my dad's house to watch it and by the third quarter my gramps had left and my brother had too so it was just me and pops and he goes into his room and when he comes out he is shaving. electric razor. so i'm like why are you shaving? your step mom will be home soon.

 

you see she has been gone a few days and was on her way back from the airport. and then it hit me. he was shaving because they were going to bang when she got home. it was a horrifying revelation. i had to get out of there so i went to mcdonalds and got some food and sat in my car and listened to the lebatard podcast while i ate it.

 

Kudos on the podcast. I love Stan Van days and also enjoy Bomani. Dan annoys me when Bomani is on cuz he's constantly doing the "I don't get what you guys are doing here" when it's clear what they are doing. Stugotz being BoJo's buddy makes me chuckle.

 

Maybe your dad is henpecked and your step mom is a tyrant and he doesn't want to hear her nag about him looking sloppy? I hope that helps.

 

I got up the nerve to head back up there this evening after I spent the majority of the day drinking and getting my old Maico dirt bike running again. Since its tough to tote large quantities of beer on one of those I instead took along a bottle of long island iced tea. Pre mixed. In a fifth. Seventy proof. Clear as a bell. Odd

 

 

Brvy could drink that and pass a roadside sobriety no prob

 

 

So I signed back up at the gym. Working out at home wasn't helping. Girl signed up as well. Went Saturday and Sunday, lifted, abs and cardio pretty hard. Not going super heavy with weights just yet, I want to be able to move this week, but going pretty good. Enough to where I'm burnt. Feels good. Gotta get untubby, fine, less tubby for our cruise in February. And for my health. Feels good. Shooting for 5am workouts. No urge to do it after work.

[Essay21 2,385]

Kudos on the podcast. I love Stan Van days and also enjoy Bomani. Dan annoys me when Bomani is on cuz he's constantly doing the "I don't get what you guys are doing here" when it's clear what they are doing. Stugotz being BoJo's buddy makes me chuckle.

 

thanks to this place i listen to the podcast everyday in my car and whenever i'm on the toilet at home. so a lot. at first i loved the BOJO days but i think lately he's been trying to hard to be 'edgy black guy' and i havent been feeling it. his whole thing when danny said he'd turn down kim kardashian was annoying to me.

 

stan van gundy is literally the best and i love him.

 

the only thing wrong with the show is that HOCH is no longer involved and i miss that bastard. he was hilarious. but i like mike ryan a lot so i'm getting over losing marc hackman.

[Essay21 2,385]

what the hell is everyone doing? Tommy I see you down there, how's the CHEST? how's it going with the ladies? give me something.