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...as the nearly translucent-skinned slackers emerge from their parent's basements to see the sun for the first time in years. "Thank you, FBI!", says Hawaiian Tropic"Thank you, Bill Frist!", yells Coppertone

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Anyone who can play worth a lick still has money in their account. Your vision is just the fear of what will happen in a couple of months after the pond dries up. I have confidence that there's enough pleasure players that find a way though, god willing. Seeing that Epass and tilt's new processor are running fine, it's just much ado about nothing. I was actually in court today for a traffic ticket. There was a guy there on trespassing charges because he put himself on the voluntary ban list at the casino. He was caught inside, and now has to pay a fine. What a joke. Even with these measures in place, people want and will find a way. You can put an ankle bracelet on a guy so he can't enter a casino, but I guarantee if he has a will, he will find a way to destroy himself. Help people who want the help, and let the rest go. Evolution is so simple, yet so beautiful. Quit fucking with it. Putting the neteller guys in leg chains was particularly hilarious. You never know when the computer geek hippies will flip out I guess. We got the Pablo Escobar of online gaming! We've used a sickly amount of resources to help slow the flow of internet gaming(see: Drug War) for.......well, weeks. But look how they posture and act like they've actually accomplished something. I'm hoping everyone sees how hilarious and futile it is after you work through the minor inconveniences. Just admit defeat and tax it like you do my cigarettes, liquor, riverboats, and lottery games. Pompous assholes. How many more will have to lose their political seats before they just quietly back off and go away? The only reason there's still a drug war is because it's now an economy in itself. It feeds itself, and therefore, lives on. The moral outrage is non-existent. People are too well informed and see through the vision of the crazy crackhead who's going to break into your house, rape your wife, and kill your children propaganda. The majority of people would rather see rehabs and education, but there's no money when you go that route. It's always the bitter, vengeful, scared morons who scream the loudest I guess. I really want to see that trust fund baby class president bank robber from Lehigh do a public service announcement. That could be funnier than the ones back in the day where you smoke a joint and jump out of a window. Save the children!

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Dear IQ,Let's setup a playdate for our avatars.Your friend,CBass
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...as the nearly translucent-skinned slackers emerge from their parent's basements to see the sun for the first time in years. "Thank you, FBI!", says Hawaiian Tropic"Thank you, Bill Frist!", yells Coppertone
i think i chuckled...of course that could have been the dog farting on his bed lying next to me
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