Shimmering Wang 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 FYP.It's funny that SBriand messed it up in the first place, and outright HILARIOUS that you F'ed his P. Then again, I have a feeling you have some experience F'ing P's. If you know what I mean....Wang Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 It's funny that SBriand messed it up in the first place, and outright HILARIOUS that you F'ed his P. Then again, I have a feeling you have some experience F'ing P's. If you know what I mean....WangDo you mean fucking penises? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Do you mean fucking penises?...yes. Or Flipping Pancakes.WangPS- Alternately, Firing Projectiles. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 ...yes.Then I do know what you mean. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 :clappingface:there you go I see what you did there. Nice. Ahhhhh, welcome to the land of the sense of humour. NiiiiiiiiceBTW - your husband looks a little like a weed.See? Was that so hard? Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Did Wang's post that Beans quoted get deleted? I assumed that it was just a FYP type thing, but clicking on the quote gave me an error message. Regardless, whoever wrote, "a side of disquieting unneccessary burgeoning pride" is great.I'm no Wang, but here's a story anyway...Chris Richey’s girlfriend decides she is going to do a professional photo shoot for their anniversary, so while he’s at work the photographer, Tyler, comes over. It starts off innocently enough; she’s wearing jeans and a sweater. He snaps a few shots, telling her how good she looks. With her confidence building, she starts to really get into it. Tyler says, “You have a great body, it’s just that sweater is so bulky, the camera isn’t really capturing it.”“You think I should change?”“Or just take it off. I don’t know, it’s up to you.”In the spur of the moment, she whips off her sweater, flinging it to the side. Tyler starts taking more pictures from more angles. “You have such great skin, I’d love to get a shot of your back. Can you take off your bra?”She hesitates, but can’t resist the charming photographer’s suggestions. She takes it off, but still covers her breasts as she shows him her back. More pictures are taken. Tyler makes another suggestion, “these pictures are great, you’re so sexy, but…the jeans are hiding something. I bet you have some sexy underwear on. Wouldn’t your boyfriend be blown away with some pictures like that?”She doesn’t want to at first, but then she thinks he could make one of these pictures his avatar on FCP. She wants him to be one of the cool kids and she knows nothing is cooler than having your girlfriend’s ass as an avatar. She takes her jeans off as Tyler continues to take pictures.Her inhibitions completely gone, she’s showing off her naked breasts, squeezing them together, all while Tyler snaps away. Finally Tyler says, “Turn around, let’s get some pictures of that sexy thong and your great ass.”She happily obliges, slowly turning around as Tyler takes more pictures. Then, with her ass in full view, the camera stops. “What’s wrong?” she asks. “Oh, um, nothing.” Click, click. “It’s just that…um, you know.” Click. “No, no, it’s nothing. Hey, let’s get some more pictures of the front of you.”“But you already got a bunch of those. This is his favorite thong; I want more pictures of it.”“Sure, it’s just that…I should warn you, the camera can distort things sometimes.”“What do you mean?”“I just mean, you know, I think that he…I mean, I don’t know him or anything, but I just think he might like pictures of the front more.”“No, he loves my ass; please take more pictures of it.”Tyler looks for different angles to shoot from, but can’t quite find the right spot. Growing more frustrated, he finally calls it quits. She thanks him for his time and he tells her to expect the pictures in a couple weeks.He packs up his equipment and heads to the nearest bar. He starts telling his story to the bartender about how he was getting this hot girl naked at his latest photo shoot and how he thought he was going to close the deal and then it all went wrong.“What was it?” the bartender asks. “Did the boyfriend come home? Hideous scars? Tell me.”“I don’t know if I’m ready. Her body was smokin’, but it’s just that…that…”“Talk to me, man.”“She had a man-ass!” Tyler quietly sobs, his head down on the bar. The bartender pours him another. “This one’s on the house, fella.”Needed a feel good story on this dreary Tuesday. Thank you JoeyJoJo Shabadoo, wherever you may be... Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings7 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I chose white because I am white and I happen to be attracted to my own race more than any other but there is one Asian I would literally marry tomorrow...and here she is. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 nice bump Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Actually, the prettiest of women generally tend to be a mix of various races.good point. a lot of hot brazillian are of german mix (nazis fled to brazil). i like slavic women and irish or german women with red hair and bleached white freckley skin.i can stand an asian or two every now and then. Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 with red hair and bleached white freckley skin.Ginger kids are gross. Link to post Share on other sites
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