dreamcaster 0 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Considering the size of the planet, why do soul-mates seem so geographically convenient? Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Everyone at the airport at 6am is sad. Tomorrow, I will be sad. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 This forum has grown tired. And, I shaved my balls last night. Because I was bored, and had a razor in my hand, and Mr. Baseball was on. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 This forum has grown tired. And, I shaved my balls last night. Because I was bored, and had a razor in my hand, and Mr. Baseball was on.point being lol Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 point being lol Well, I hadn't really thought about it while I was doing it, and I thought about it when I wrote about it. So, maybe random recollection would have been a more fair statement. I will say that it strikes me as quite admirable that Mr. Selleck is still to this day hanging on to that stache. Bravo. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 road crews were paving the roads today here in Buffalotrue story Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 pretty sure the episode of House showing on USA right now is the one where House has a hallucination or they do it to him on purpose and (the important part) Cuddy is dressed as a schoolgirl and gives House a lap dance Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 i just peedalso a true story Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 do we need to know that chrozzo lol Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 do we need to know that chrozzo lolyes you do roseyes you do. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 On a hot day my scrotum sticks to my inner thigh. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 On a hot day my scrotum sticks to my inner thigh.its like that is it? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Making love to an inflatable woman is not as much fun as it sounds. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Making love to an inflatable woman is not as much fun as it sounds.Craigslist casual encounters section only has gay guys looking for bj's and netcam porn girls looking for money. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Craigslist casual encounters section only has gay guys looking for bj's and netcam porn girls looking for money.it amuses me that you search for just that Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 it amuses me that you search for just thatOne of these days when I get some initiative I will photoshop your passed out on the floor in Vegas picture and post it on Craigslist looking for black **** and see how many replies i get.edit: the censored word is cock Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 One of these days when I get some initiative I will photoshop your passed out on the floor in Vegas picture and post it on Craigslist looking for black **** and see how many replies i get.edit: the censored word is cockyou cant see my face in those pics.OOOOOOH!!!!!JOKES ON YOU!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
051103 0 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Jew jokes may be funny to you. But may not be funny to a victim of the holocaust. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Brushing your teeth before yuo go to the dentist is like tidying up before the maid comes over to clean. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Its a shame we never have a youtube video thread that survives.I needed a place to post this: Us pole dancing championship Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Nancy Grace is a giant cunt. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 kids skateboarding at night across busy streets are not kool...they are suicidal! i wish i actually accidently killed one tonight, even just to prove my point! Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 seven?love to see tape of the meeting that decided this one...Motorcycle Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going? Mike: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops. Motorcycle Cop: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the *shoulder*! Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Ro-aaaaaaads. Link to post Share on other sites
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