ricker 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 The following is an IM convo between me and my buddy about me trying to pick up on this girl here at work...Rickerkioz: I'm cooking this girl some dinner here tomorrow, I'll tell you something she's got it all, body, sweet attitude, just gorgeous and she's interested.RickerKioz: which is why I'm throwing my entire charisma and charm into getting this girlRickerKioz: cause she's exactly my typeBuddy: don't waste it all in pre game.Buddy: you will leave yourself an imsurmountable hill to scale.RickerKioz: excellent pointBuddy: i mean.Buddy: if u are pulling out all the stopsBuddy: is that a sustainable win rateBuddy: in the futureBuddy: fuck me, i just used poker to describe hitting on a girlRickerKioz: fuck me, I just understood every bit of itI think it's time to take a break Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 I know I play too much poker because the muscles in my right hand are actually bigger than my left hand.... from using the computer mouse (you guys' have dirty minds). Link to post Share on other sites
stan394 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 but you gotta do what you gotta do man, i mean, if you have the nuts, you have to go all in. Link to post Share on other sites
MinhLyFan 1 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 My freinds and I, when together, do this all the time as we find it easier to battle the problems of life in terms of "Profitablility", "Pot- Odds", "Inducing bluffs" etc. Its fun and easier for us explain our decisions and reasoning to eachother. Everyone else says we play too much poker. Link to post Share on other sites
Morphii 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 When I dream of hitting AA's full on the flop against Gus Hansen's KK's full in a high stakes cash games!every other night.!! Link to post Share on other sites
lordofelt 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 When you start to count something outloud and say:7, 8, 9, 10, Jack, Queen Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I know I play too much poker because the muscles in my right hand are actually bigger than my left hand.... from using the computer mouse (you guys' have dirty minds).that was pretty funny Link to post Share on other sites
Norny21 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 but you gotta do what you gotta do man, i mean, if you have the nuts, you have to go all in.no you value bet which is what he needs to do with the girl do enough to keep her in it.................. i think im playing to much too Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Its been said before but it needs to be said again;In the game of life Women are the rake Link to post Share on other sites
DaRockets 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I think you play too much poker when your gf gives you head while you fold away the garbage hands and hey when you get a hand u gotta play it. A couple of times I have even done this while banging.DOS Link to post Share on other sites
jaystonephish 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 wow, what a lucky gal Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Its been said before but it needs to be said again;In the game of life Women are the rakeWhat the fuck are you talking about ?? What saying ?? Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 What the fuck are you talking about ?? What saying ??wowsomeone has never seen rounders!sound the alarm! Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 No, that means you dont play poker enough.If you played more, you'd be so sick of poker analogies that when you hear other people use them, you'd just want to stab them in the face.It's true. Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I think you play too much poker when your gf gives you head while you fold away the garbage hands and hey when you get a hand u gotta play it. A couple of times I have even done this while banging.DOSlies! Link to post Share on other sites
swank 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 wowsomeone has never seen rounders!sound the alarm!actually, that is the line matt damon says right after the women are the rake comment. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now