Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Do you mean to say that since he called you drunk at 2am you get to bang his woman?Not even close. This is why there should be suggestions and then a ratification if voted on by enough people. Drunk dialing is perfectly acceptable to anyone aside from ex girlfriends. Doing so to a friend who didn't come out, only to miss an awesome night, is encouraged.MAN LAW! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 MAN LAW!I'll have you know that we are begining to develop a reputation for "mindlessly flaming" people over in the GPF. I believe it was that logic411 (the dude who stole jadaki's old av) guy who told me that, and I felt that you would appreciate it as much as I did.Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I'll have you know that we are begining to develop a reputation for "mindlessly flaming" people over in the GPF. I believe it was that logic411 (the dude who stole jadaki's old av) guy who told me that, and I felt that you would appreciate it as much as I did.Cheers.Your Retarded. I find it quite amusing to tell stupid people that they are being stupid. Not that they will change (See JMoney, Showstopper, logic, etc), but maybe they will think of us the next time they post trash.And I do appreciate it. But Your still Retarded. That's all. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Man Law: No man shall ever wear jeans with holes in them unless they were made from wear and tear and not Abercrombie and Fitch.Man Law: Unless sexing will occur, no man shall ever wear Abercrombie and Fitch. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Man Law: No man shall ever wear jeans with holes in them unless they were made from wear and tear and not Abercrombie and Fitch.Man Law: Unless sexing will occur, no man shall ever wear Abercrombie and Fitch.MAN LAW!Before it gets rejected by any pussies. Link to post Share on other sites
InsanityCubed 0 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Man Law: No man shall ever wear jeans with holes in them unless they were made from wear and tear and not Abercrombie and Fitch.Man Law: Unless sexing will occur, no man shall ever wear Abercrombie and Fitch.Man-Law: The bolded text shall precede all man-laws. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Man-Law: The bolded text shall precede all man-laws, as long as the sexing is not in the homosexual nature. This can be ignored if said man is in prison.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Man Law: No man shall ever wear jeans with holes in them unless they were made from wear and tear and not Abercrombie and Fitch.Man Law: Unless sexing will occur, no man shall ever wear Abercrombie and Fitch.I still believe debating is in order here. I would like to ammend the preceding as noted. Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 I still believe debating is in order here. I would like to ammend the preceding as noted.I believe the point of wearing AF clothes is that you believe it will bring you closer to sexing, so really it is a question of whether it's worth it or not.MAN LAW:Although there may have been 5% of non-ghey clothes at Structure, now that the store is called "Men's Express", all the clothes are ghey. Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I believe the point of wearing AF clothes is that you believe it will bring you closer to sexing, so really it is a question of whether it's worth it or not.MAN LAW:Point comprehended; however, if one believes an overpriced $50 t-shirt will somehow bring him closer to stabbing a vag, he should give up the silly delusion and go back to leveling up in World of Warcraft.Although there may have been 5% of non-ghey clothes at Structure, now that the store is called "Men's Express", all the clothes are ghey.This is true, although I believe that 5% on non-ghey consisted soley of boxer briefs and plain white t's Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 Point comprehended; however, if one believes an overpriced $50 t-shirt will somehow bring him closer to stabbing a vag, he should give up the silly delusion and go back to leveling up in World of Warcraft.This is true, although I believe that 5% on non-ghey consisted soley of boxer briefs and plain white t'sLol at both of these. MAN LAW:You may only "know" clothes-wearing rules as far as they apply to sexing. For instance, a guy should know that if he wears searsucker shorts beyond labor day, he will be further from sexing than if he wore something else.He may not, however, know any of the rules that apply exclusively to women's clothing, nor may know more birthstones than that of his own and his mothers. Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 MAN LAW: Men shall do as they please as long as it does not infringe upon the rights of others with the exception of not making any other dumb laws about ways men should actLeave the table.... your guy card is revoked. Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 Leave the table.... your guy card is revoked.Here here. Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Have we delved into the wonderful world of MEATGAZING yet?!?!?! Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Proposal: Spelling gay with an "h" or an "e" is not acceptable. It is cutesy-clever. Men are not permitted to be cutesy-clever. We must be harsh-clever.A man must work to instill in women the belief that there are not baby changing tables in public mens' rooms. It should be common knowledge among women that there are no baby changing tables in mens' rooms. Adendum: This law exists so a man does not have to instill this knowledge into a woman at the time she asks him to take a baby into a public restroom to change the diaper. Sorry women, but life sucks... just one more example of this is that there are no baby changing tables in mens' rooms.If a man finds a public mens' room displayng the "changing table inside" sticker on the bathroom door where a woman might see said sticker, the sticker must be remover IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!Seriously women, mens' rooms do not have baby changing tables.Man law? Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 Nay on #1.Aye on #2. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Nay on #1.Aye on #2.true dat Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 true datWell, you can go on being gay... spelling gay with an "h" or "e" if you want. Risk a giant beer can falling out of the sky onto you if you so desire. As for me, I think you may be gay. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Do you mean to say that since he called you drunk at 2am you get to bang his woman?Not even close. This is why there should be suggestions and then a ratification if voted on by enough people. Drunk dialing is perfectly acceptable to anyone aside from ex girlfriends. Doing so to a friend who didn't come out, only to miss an awesome night, is encouraged.I drunk dialed last night on my way home, I think I went through my whole phone and only two people answered. I am not looking forward to checking my messages when I get home today. Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 MAN-LAW:You may not post weird drunk-dialing stories that a woman might post, especially if it's in the wrong thread. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 MAN-LAW:Unless drunk, You may not post weird drunk-dialing stories that a woman might post, especially if it's in the wrong thread.FYP. Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 FYP.Fiiiine penalty is mere probation if you did it while drunk. Man law. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 MAN LAW:No one shall read a newspaper where the headline is "Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons" Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 MAN LAW:No one shall read a newspaper where the headline is "Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons"Just came across this on msnbc.comNobody move or the one on the right gets it, tooWould-be kidnapper shoots own left testicle, police say, then nails left calfhttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15737511/ Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Here's what I don't get about the commercial. Why do washed up actors who have terrible taste in beer get to decide what becomes a man law? Link to post Share on other sites
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