The Wal-mart Game

[CobaltBlue 662]

Think of 3 random items you would purchase to freak out the clerk at the register. Here are my 3 items:1.) Pregnancy Test2.) Hatchet3.) Heavy Duty Garbage Bags(I can't claim credit...a friend of mine wrote it...but he might well have ripped it off from someone else.)

[Suited_Up 2]

1. Barbie Doll2. Duct Tape3. Polaroid Camera

[socalpoker_j 1]

Think of 3 random items you would purchase to freak out the clerk at the register. Here are my 3 items:1.) Pregnancy Test2.) Hatchet3.) Heavy Duty Garbage Bags(I can't claim credit...a friend of mine wrote it...but he might well have ripped it off from someone else.)

That movie is powerful. I always wanted the power glove.1. Lube2.Wheelchair3. Bandages

[ricker 0]

That movie is powerful. I always wanted the power glove.1. Lube2.Wheelchair3. Bandages

The power glove wasn't that cool, trust me, I had one, it sucked. But it definately looked cool.1) Lye2) Shovel3) Large non descript garbage bags(and for me, a DVD of The Breakfast Club)

[mcsoupman 0]

1)condom2)mouse/gerbil3)pack of smokes

[digitalmonkey 929]

1. A jar of Vaseline2. A kielbassa3. A Whitney Houston CD

[wilheldp 0]

My buddy and I once went to Home Depot and bought...1) Large funnel with 1" output2) 1 yard of 1" I.D. clear hose3) A fire extinguisherWe were planning to do exactly what it looked like...build a beer bong and have a party.I was behind some lady at the checkout at K-Mart one night around 1 am. She had in her cart...1) About 50 cans of cat food2) A box of crackersThat freaked ME out.I know, these weren't at Wal-Mart, but they both really happened.

[Ouch-8s 4]

Years ago at one of my first jobs, a guy went through the register with:Box of TissuesJar of VasolinePenthouse Magazine. In sweat pants. That did little to hide his anticipation.

[CrazyEyez 0]

1. Fly swatter2. Hairspray3. 4 pack of red bull

[thehidden 0]

this has the making of a great thread....I really have to think of soemthing to post

[Turbo Dog 1]

with Halloween approaching:1) Apples2) Razor Blades3) Rat Poison

[digitalmonkey 929]

1. Two cats2. A clothesline3. A bag of popcorn

[ajs510 122]

1. A Bag of Lollipops2. Bungee Cords3. A Shovel

[zimmer4141 0]

1. Sleeping pills2. A Hatchet3. A Shovel

[meservery 0]

...but he might well have ripped it off from someone else.

louis CK did something like this in his standup. i laughed till i cried.1) diapers2) baby clothes3) bagged spinach

[zimmer4141 0]

1. Fifth of Vodka2. Gay-themed condoms3. Industrial size tub of Astroglide

[digitalmonkey 929]

1. Fifth of Vodka2. Gay-themed condoms3. Industrial size tub of Astroglide

Your Wal*Mart sells liquor?

[zimmer4141 0]

Your Wal*Mart sells liquor?

I don't know. I've honestly been inside Wal-Mart once, and that was because it was cold and you could get to Sam's Club from Wal-Mart.Just throwin ideas out there.

[DonkSlayer 1]

Digital Monkey's is my favorite so far. 1)Astroglide2)Camo face mask3)duct tape

[myenemy 0]

1) Colon cleanse2) Play-doh machine3) Glitter

[zimmer4141 0]

1. Enema2. Astroglide3. Hungry Hungry Hippos

[digitalmonkey 929]

1. glasses2. Two left gloves3. A gun

[zimmer4141 0]

1. Gun/bullets2. Notepad/Pen3. Emo CD

[digitalmonkey 929]

1. A copy of Cather in the Rye2. A gun3. John Lennon's Double Fantasy album

[ajs510 122]

1. Metamucil2. Ex-Lax3. Egg Timer