Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i would Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i woulddo you have a full body picture and are there dark bags available nearby? Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i wouldYes... she can't bite so what is there to worry about? Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 do you have a full body picture and are there dark bags available nearby?no ful body, but all the bags, or alcohol u need, it even uses mouth wash Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 no ful body, but all the bags, or alcohol u need, it even uses mouth wash i think we certainly have a quandry on our hands Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 as mexico would put it..."is this the new super thread?" Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 as mexico would put it..."is this the new super thread?"super threads are played out...get wit it. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i wouldRoyal I told you that deal was only for you. If you keep telling everyone, I'm gonna have to rescind the offer. Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 One word: gloryhole Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 i wouldn't hit it because i couldn't watch. it does raise the valid question of whether i would blind myself, and then attend electroshock therapy to forget what she looks like, and then proceed to hit it. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Nope, couldn't do it...can't do anything with a chick if you're not "ready" for her you know? Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Royal, you trying to pawn your mother off on someone again? Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 That's the girl he took home the other night without her makeup. (and dentures) Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 Nope, couldn't do it...can't do anything with a chick if you're not "ready" for her you know?lol,. ya i hear ya, but... what if you're sitting at home, watchin some porn, no plans for a few hours... would u open your closet and sit back??comon man... u know u would.. if you have ever looked at a vaccuum in a sexual way, you'd do this tooThat's the girl he took home the other night without her makeup. (and dentures)nh... *******.. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 lol,. ya i hear ya, but... what if you're sitting at home, watchin some porn, no plans for a few hours... would u open your closet and sit back??I don't know, I think it's the same thing for me as why I would never order a "lady of the night" As the great George Costanza once said, "I can't pay for anything that I know I could possibly get for free if I put some work into it"But, a girl like that, even it was free, I don't think I'd go for it. I need a litlte something to get me going, and that is like....well, the complete opposite of that. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 i think i am going to have nightmares about her Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i wouldI STILL wouldnt sleep with Annie Duke....Even though she does look a bit better before make-up Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 if you have ever looked at a vaccuum in a sexual way, you'd do this tooOoo, the vacuum hose extension would've been a much better call last night.The lint brush just wasn't doing anything for me.But now I don't have to shave for a while. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 You haven't truly lived until you've received a gummer. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 as mexico would put it..."is this the new super thread?"in fairness, I stole that from someone when some moron started the dumbest thread ever. Third response down, someone posted that they wanted to get in on the ground floor of the new superthread. I literally did a spit take. I wish I could give proper credit.Much like the ag'qgonqwe[ogniqgrq I just threw SSII at my keyboard and made more sense. We don't know the originator.and no, I'll jerk it. And we know what an equal opportunity banger I am. My problem with this thing, I don't like her high cheekbones. Turn off for me. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 she prolly smells... sooooo nah... Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 No. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 in fairness, I stole that from someone when some moron started the dumbest thread ever. Third response down, someone posted that they wanted to get in on the ground floor of the new superthread. I literally did a spit take. I wish I could give proper credit.RodReynolds Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 RodReynoldsyep, thats it. Link to post Share on other sites
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