BobHope 6 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Thanks... for the memories..Of things I can't forget, journeys on a jet,Our wond'rous week in Martinique and Vegas and roulette. how lucky I was.....Did you know that the guiness book of world records considers me the most celebrated entertainer of all time, with over 2000 awards? But these days, some Fa**ot gets SECOND PLACE on a "reality" TV show, and is now the biggest star in the world, and the whole world loses their mind about what real entertainment is. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 i thought you died. Link to post Share on other sites
Satan 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 i thought you died.I bought him a computer for his birthday. Link to post Share on other sites
BobHope 6 Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 The moral flesh may fail, but the legend of the greatest american entertainer of the 20th century will never die. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I bought him a computer for his birthday.lmao Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 So, why exactly did they name a airport after you? Cause ppl are talking and I just don't know what to believe. So I thought I would just like ask you personally and shite. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Is it true about you and Nancy Reagan ? I always thought she wanted it. Link to post Share on other sites
BobHope 6 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 So, why exactly did they name a airport after you? Cause ppl are talking and I just don't know what to believe. So I thought I would just like ask you personally and shite.Listen up, you smart assed little *******, they named an airport after me, because I was the greatest entertainer of the 20th century.. I preformed in EVERY decade of the 20th century, I was the true 5 tool threat, vaudefill, radio, movies, television, broadway. I entertained troops all over the world. Fcking reagan has an airport, and all he ever did was have a cok teasing tramp of a wife. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 wow, another unfunny attempt at humor. I guess it really isn't that easy being funny. Link to post Share on other sites
BobHope 6 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 wow, another unfunny attempt at humor. I guess it really isn't that easy being funny.Hey, news flash, I'm Bob Hope.. when was I ever funny? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Hey, news flash, I'm Bob Hope.. when was I ever funny?now that made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites
BobHope 6 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 now that made me laughYeah, this account is pretty much just a set up for that line. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Listen up, you smart assed little *******, they named an airport after me, because I was the greatest entertainer of the 20th century.. I preformed in EVERY decade of the 20th century, I was the true 5 tool threat, vaudefill, radio, movies, television, broadway. I entertained troops all over the world. Fcking reagan has an airport, and all he ever did was have a cok teasing tramp of a wife.You would think Bob Hope would know how to spell Vaudeville. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 So, why exactly did they name a airport after you? Cause ppl are talking and I just don't know what to believe. So I thought I would just like ask you personally and shite.I had a bad experience flying outta your airport Bob...I was flying Northwest Air to Hawaii and had to spend the entire trip on the toilet...Right after take-off the sudden urge to go "number 2" hit me, so I grabbed the Skymall magazine and went to the lav. Just as I was standing up from the "blue lagoon" port-a-potty, the pilot announced that due to turbulence everyone was to return to their seats...My legs were numb for a week....BADA-BOOM-CHING!!!!Feel free to use that one in your next set Bob.... It seems to fit your style Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Yeah, this account is pretty much just a set up for that line.i just read this and tears are rolling down my cheeks from this lol Link to post Share on other sites
Oprah 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 As long as you're alive, get your ass on my show Friday. We'll make a big special.Old fart returns from the dead. Then we'll send you to Africa to feed some kids, fly you back in a billion dollar jet, and laugh at how everybody else lives. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Bump just because god damn I love bob hope. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 im sad i nevre posted in this thread til now Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 im sad i nevre posted in this thread til nowdon't beat yourself up, it's an old thread, maybe before your time in OT.. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Yeah, this account is pretty much just a set up for that line.I recall being the first to walk into it. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 don't beat yourself up, it's an old thread, maybe before your time in OT..blaspemy!!!!i was here!jsut not see!!!!hi?! Link to post Share on other sites
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