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Thanks... for the memories..Of things I can't forget, journeys on a jet,Our wond'rous week in Martinique and Vegas and roulette. how lucky I was.....Did you know that the guiness book of world records considers me the most celebrated entertainer of all time, with over 2000 awards? But these days, some Fa**ot gets SECOND PLACE on a "reality" TV show, and is now the biggest star in the world, and the whole world loses their mind about what real entertainment is.

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So, why exactly did they name a airport after you? Cause ppl are talking and I just don't know what to believe. So I thought I would just like ask you personally and shite.

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So, why exactly did they name a airport after you? Cause ppl are talking and I just don't know what to believe. So I thought I would just like ask you personally and shite.
Listen up, you smart assed little *******, they named an airport after me, because I was the greatest entertainer of the 20th century.. I preformed in EVERY decade of the 20th century, I was the true 5 tool threat, vaudefill, radio, movies, television, broadway. I entertained troops all over the world. Fcking reagan has an airport, and all he ever did was have a cok teasing tramp of a wife.
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Listen up, you smart assed little *******, they named an airport after me, because I was the greatest entertainer of the 20th century.. I preformed in EVERY decade of the 20th century, I was the true 5 tool threat, vaudefill, radio, movies, television, broadway. I entertained troops all over the world. Fcking reagan has an airport, and all he ever did was have a cok teasing tramp of a wife.
You would think Bob Hope would know how to spell Vaudeville.
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So, why exactly did they name a airport after you? Cause ppl are talking and I just don't know what to believe. So I thought I would just like ask you personally and shite.
I had a bad experience flying outta your airport Bob...I was flying Northwest Air to Hawaii and had to spend the entire trip on the toilet...Right after take-off the sudden urge to go "number 2" hit me, so I grabbed the Skymall magazine and went to the lav. Just as I was standing up from the "blue lagoon" port-a-potty, the pilot announced that due to turbulence everyone was to return to their seats...My legs were numb for a week....BADA-BOOM-CHING!!!!Feel free to use that one in your next set Bob.... It seems to fit your style
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As long as you're alive, get your ass on my show Friday. We'll make a big special.Old fart returns from the dead. Then we'll send you to Africa to feed some kids, fly you back in a billion dollar jet, and laugh at how everybody else lives.

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