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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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You'll be disappointed.

 

 

So I managed my ENT appointment, plus the x-rays, with driving, to about 70 minutes total. I don't know if its possible to be faster than that, but I certainly don't need the extra 10 minutes. And everything is fine, I guess. The nurse practitioner says its just just a bad sprain, so I'll give it another 3-4 weeks and if it still sucks, I can get the MRI. I could push for one sooner, but since I'm playing and reffing on it, it's hard to blame anyone but myself for my discontinued discomfort. The ears are healing good, and I just gotta let the hearing process fix itself.

 

Drinks tonight are the new Sam Adams Rebel Rouser, their reasonably priced DIPA, and Nugget Nectar, bottled two weeks ago. Couple of each and I'm doing okay, plus a little mint choco-chip cocktail after the wife went to bed.

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When my brother gets out of college he will probably live with me. I dont care about money for food or rent but he has to have a job. He isnt sitting around all day, you work or you gtfo i dont care if i do love you more than i love myself. Its that love that makes me demand he have a job or he figure that shit out somewhere else.

If you love him, don't let him.

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Yeah, remember when ketchup was fun and we were funny and this thread was an escape from reality for the day because we called in sick or about a plumber?

 

I'm sure we're all great parents. Especially brvy; he's certainly had enough practice.

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You'll be disappointed.

 

 

So I managed my ENT appointment, plus the x-rays, with driving, to about 70 minutes total. I don't know if its possible to be faster than that, but I certainly don't need the extra 10 minutes. And everything is fine, I guess. The nurse practitioner says its just just a bad sprain, so I'll give it another 3-4 weeks and if it still sucks, I can get the MRI. I could push for one sooner, but since I'm playing and reffing on it, it's hard to blame anyone but myself for my discontinued discomfort. The ears are healing good, and I just gotta let the hearing process fix itself.

 

Drinks tonight are the new Sam Adams Rebel Rouser, their reasonably priced DIPA, and Nugget Nectar, bottled two weeks ago. Couple of each and I'm doing okay, plus a little mint choco-chip cocktail after the wife went to bed.

Nah, wasn't quite what I had in mind, but I make my fun where I need to.

 

You sprained your ears? THAT'S IMPRESSIVE!

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I was like, "man I'm thirsty" and downed a glass of water. my stomach was like, "I see your glass of water and raise you 7 heaves of stuff you didn't even eat today." to which I responded, "that's a string bet."

 

If you want to get out of v-day, you've got to go all the way. Get a useless organ surgically removed like I did. Going to miss my planned steak dinner.

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Gall bladder or appendix?

 

Both of my surgeries went poorly. Resulting in a total of 10 days in the hospital and going home with drains hanging out of my body. Weeeeee

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