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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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It's only Thursday? I hate when short weeks feel longer than regular weeks.

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Currently sitting in a clients bedroom. She died a month ago. I'm supervising the appraiser as he inventories the house for auction. The AC is not working. I'm roasting like a stuck pig.

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I'm talking to my boss via IM even though he's in the cubicle next to mine. Too lazy to talk out loud.

 

Theraflu last night on the pregame Doug Collins dropped a sick Clipse reference. Check out deadspin

 

 

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had my interview. pretty sure that's a big ole NOPE. dirty dangerous outdoor environment and typical day is from 6 am to 5 pm. get overtime but damn, at an hour away that's a 13 hour day m-f. I'm too delicate for that.

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I'm talking to my boss via IM even though he's in the cubicle next to mine.

 

Your boss works out of a cubical? Is this like a boiler room telemarketing scam or something?

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Friends parents anniversary party Saturday night.

 

Why would you go to something like this?

 

 

 

Suited with no plans, least shocking thing ever written. Have you considered making some?

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