Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Sounds fun Ron. I washed the ATV and rode down the road and back just to make sure everything is working right. Washed my truck... AND.....I saved $380 every 6 months by switching to Geico. Really. Had to change over the insurance to CA which I'd put off doing and the company we had raised the rate $400 every 6 months. Jumped on geico.com and got the same coverage for $380 less. Capitalism baby! The wife and I have gotten into a pattern of sleeping for a couple hours then waking up, unable to go back to sleep for an hour or so. It's...odd. Side benefit is it has lead to middle of the night el sexo twice this week. Oh, and my stupid, migraine inducing sinus issue finally seems to be cleared up. So I've got that going for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I kinda don't want to do anything tonight. My buddy was telling me how excited people were that I might show up to the wedding reception and now I'm all stressed and nervous because I don't really feel like being all fun and everything. At his wedding I danced with the wives of the brides parents friends (whom will all be here tonight and are the ones excited to see me). I know "oh man napa, people want to see you how awful nice brag" etc but I'm really not feeling peoplely right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I'd like to ride an ATV. Never have. Would prefer the 4 wheeler. Do they even make the 3 wheel version anymore? Those were popular when I was young. They tipped a lot. Titly, I will tell you, it was sorta fun, but our/my mistake was, waking up at 9:30, heading to the gym, doing some cardio (long sleeve shirt with short sleeve shirt over it, gotta sweat) going to get a bagel and fountain soda after, running a quick errand, THEN coming home in the same outfit and starting the work. By then, it was around 11am and humid and hot as balls. By 12:30, I was ready to pass up. I dove in the pool and the 90 degree water hit the spot. Coulda used 86 degree water, but it worked. Got the core temp down. Then proceeded to clean the pool from in it. Hosed the filter, chlorine tablets, skim, scrub the sides. The works baby, the works. Got more clearing of bamboo to go, but now I have a plan, and its 3/4 done. This post really offers nothing Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I kinda don't want to do anything tonight. My buddy was telling me how excited people were that I might show up to the wedding reception and now I'm all stressed and nervous because I don't really feel like being all fun and everything. At his wedding I danced with the wives of the brides parents friends (whom will all be here tonight and are the ones excited to see me). I know "oh man napa, people want to see you how awful nice brag" etc but I'm really not feeling peoplely right now. Pound 3 large drinks, if you feel the same way, stay home. If not, go. Wait, it's 9pm. Wtf time does this reception start? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 UFC tonight. Would like to watch, have zero urge to drop $60 and even less urge to go back out. We just did a family dinner at a place that shows the fights, the place I posted pics of the skimpy waitress outfits. I didnt have 4 more hours of sitting there. Not sober at least. And drinking would cost me more than $60v not to mention the calories and feeling less than 100% tomorrow. Although, I don't factor that part in. I'm a man, I can handle it, unlike Shake Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 LIke, 6 I think. I was told to show up around 8 (now) presumably so I would miss the dinner and first dance and speeches and all that crap. Plus, I can't get to drunk because I am not getting a cab home and I'm only really fun when I can get super drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Stop that, it's not true. Don't be so hard on yourself. You're an ahole when you're super drunk. We all are. You're money from drink 6-12. After that, not good. Trust me. Find your butter zone. That's mine, mixed drinks, 3-9 (32oz mixed drinks) I'm money. After that, sloppy and stupid. Beers, 6-14 or so, hilarious. After, starting to get sketchy, hit or miss, depending on food. Not light beers, I can do an 18pk of Miller Light no worries. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Why would you do that to yourself? Stand up comedy scares the shit out of me. Do you really need that kind of stress in your life? It's terrifying, but I had a friend in college who used some of my material and he encouraged me to try. Tonight was my best set by far. I didn't feel even remotely funny today. I used a version of the Say Yes to the dress joke I made in here the other day that Ron liked and it got a big laugh. I told myself if it worked I'd do a few more like that. Pretty generic, but I didn't bomb. Getting drunk with comedians now. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Nicely done. That was a pretty money joke. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 They don't make the 3 wheelers anymore, haven't for years I think. I sort of remember hearing about a lot of lawsuits from them tipping so easily and killing kids and stuff. 4 wheelers are a blast. Very stable, plenty of power to climb hills, go through sand or mud, cross creeks, whatever you want to do really. Mine has push button shifting, electronic start, power steering...it's like riding a freaking cadilac compared to how they were just 10 years ago. The wife has been working all or part of most weekends so we haven't been able to go do much for a while. My dog was hurt so I wasn't training so it's basically been piddling around the house on the weekends. Pretty boring really. I recently learned about some pretty cool sounding places to ride off road so I'm thinking I'm going to start doing that when she's working. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Chainsawing is fun, thats what I'm saying boom. vindication. Shake is an intensely personal cat. Just the way he gets down. yeah I'm just not a sharer. completely different than that whiskers guy. he never shuts up does he? 'm a man, I can handle it, unlike Shake actually I'm not hungover at all this morning. the girlfriend, however, holy jesus. she woke me up at 6:30 and said "we have to leave." she'd been puking for an hour. had to stop twice on the 3 mile ride back to my house. hell she was the one that told me to bring the tequila, what was I supposed to do? but anyways, thought I wasn't going to get laid because she passed out early. but we woke up at like 4 in the morning or something and boned a lot. that probably initiated her hangover actually. wait, hope it wasn't morning sickness Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Happy Father's Day shake! For you stepson and your new bundle of joy on the way 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 everytime i load this site, on each new page, it is telling me that this website may harm my computer because it contains malicous malware or soemthing. did the same thing on my phone. so i'm gonna need that to stop. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Never seen that. Not on my Ipad2 or IPhone 4S. Should I be concerned? Congrats on the new baby Shakey Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forum/index.php?showannouncement=31&f=14 From Gov This morning we found Google had listed our site as being potentially harmful to computers. After scanning code of infected pages, I feel I've narrowed the problem to an image in a user's signature that was being hosted on a site with malware. We've removed the image but there will be a period of time until Google's warning gets removed. This was only affecting our forum and any page linking to it which why our main home page appears a little thin of content at the moment. I'm staying on top of it and will post an update later. Thanks Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 bob's basically updating half of FCP's active user base with that post 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 i want the name of the offending party. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 One of your 14 accts, I'd guess Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 shut it old man. none of my accounts have sigantures with pictures. i'm sorry ronny i didnt mean it. i loved MAN OF STEEL. i suggest you see it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 You love men with steel, in their pants. Oh, pics in their sig. Got it now. I got nothing. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 You love men with steel, in their pants. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 the lead in that movie was so good in the tudors. ridiculously good. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I used the chainsaw attachment from the lawn motor thing.... Im gonna have to go to the judges for this one... (looks off stage while the mexi-testant sweats) :gong sound: "Ooooh...Im sorry... try again please!" I think, instead of performing comedy, I'm just going to see how long I can talk about how bad I am at performing comedy. Or you could just fart in the mic once in a while... I was all stuffed with boiled cabbage in preparation for my announcer gig the other night... got rained out before I got to that point Fortunately all wasnt lost... ripped a few for the wife that night before she shot out from under the covers and grabbed the bullhorn away from my ass cheeks... Do they even make the 3 wheel version anymore? Those were popular when I was young. They tipped a lot. This reminds me of a while back when one of the kids friends was goofing around in one of my cars. The others were crowded around the open doors when they all busted out laughing... Moseyed over there to find him trying to stick his iphone in the cassette slot. Thought it was some sort of docking bay I thought he was shitting until he asked if it really had two brake pedals and pointed at the clutch.... turned out to be a doctors kid imported from california... My first thought was to expel him from the premises. Instead gave the chap a walk down ancient history... roll up windows, no A/C, lap belts, pulling out the choke and pumping the throttle a dozen times before the engine would cough and sputter to life, etc After an hour or so of car talk he played a few eighties arcade games and toured my vegas tidbits and sign memorabilia before stating... "Jeez... I feel like that dude in Back to the Future" Shocked he had seen it... Anyway, the last demonstration impressed more than any "Damn....in the movies these things shoot forever... you mean I just shot thirty rounds?" Cant get rid of him now she'd been puking for an hour. had to stop twice on the 3 mile ride back to my house. Heres some mighty fine thinkin... get her all hooty-kyed before introducing her to your living establishment No matter what her first impression it wont be remembered the next day... I actually figured youd wait until halloween and remark about how long you had worked on the decorations I used to get the wife with the same embarrassing joke every scary holiday by pointing to a corner and bragging that even though she celebrated christmas with an artificial tree, the cobwebs for halloween were the real deal. She then would grab a broom and swing wildly at my barn find and try to make me admit the evidence was planted.... The last couple years she wised up and keeps a close eye on the crown molding right up until the guests arrive In other news, I just completed a major project and started on another. Project CJfiveII Got the body work pretty straight but it has a section on the drivers side that is oil canning on me. For those aspiring metal workers out there that means a section of the metal has stretched for some reason or another and has a dent that pops in and out with just a slight push of the finger. Much like when Shane was a kid and used his moms truck cab top as a trampoline, once its pushed in so far and knocked back up, just the weight of bird shit will collapse it back down again. Hes been known to still do that by the way. Last time was on some sheetrockers rig that he accused of swiping beer from the water jug. Anyhoo, I think Ill tweet the proper procedure of shrinking metal. Well, the procedure anyway. Probably not the proper way in any sense but its the way I figured out how to do it. Fire and ice. No, not Pat Benatar. Although that was some pretty good guitar work toward the end, I always preferred All Fired Up as a driving/aerobatics tune. Can I get a backup here Ronny? I can spew non-content with the best... Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 This mornings music selection is from a group Ive seen live many times... first time around jr high when I borrowed a cigarette lighter from my date...yeah she smoked..and promptly set the guys hair on fire in front of us. Luckily he was a friend from school. Somehow still are today. Last time was a couple years ago at an injun casino in oklahoma. Gary and I got into an altercation with a bully standing in front of us who tried to block folks from walking by him. After a few more hits from the bottle we got tired of his hatefulness and how it was interfering with our women watching as they streamed by. Words were exchanged, threats thrown back and forth, and right before punches were thrown his female companion decided to give our wives a dirty look... bad move. They had legs and knew how to use them. After the sixth or seventh kick she dragged her lawn chair and man from the scene crying a river of cheap mascara... Remind me sometime to recount the Rodney Carrington incident where Gary got all upset when a random guy who was just a tad drunker than him started flirting with Mrs. Icewater Still to this day when a lull hits during a get together and it gets all quiet I remark, "Beamvs ifph yew donph kicks...(hickup)...hims azz Iza... (pause for near vomit)...gonna ta!" Anyway, I dedicate this tune to strat. Be sure to enjoy legs and sharp dressed man as I have as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAxccK-KgBI ...and yes I have a chrome key ring just like in the vids. Bought them before I even had a car Link to post Share on other sites
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