Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Suited on the other hand, just sucks Kidding, you make the FCP world go round, kid. You're beautiful. Daddy loves ya Love you too big daddy. Let me ask you something: if the flowers I ordered the lady for today don't show up, should I grab some replacements before I pick her up? I'm following the shipping and they haven't arrived yet. I'm going to burn 1 800 flowers.com to the ground if they don't show up though. But for her, do I grab replacements? Because she knows I ordered flowers and if they don't show up I could look real stupid here (per ushe). Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 lol at comparing White to Rodman. The best comparables would be guys like Lamar Odom or Anthony Mason. But even they would get you 15 ppg. There's obviously a gap between "making it" and being the player you touted him as. Edit: what speedz said. I agree with you. But Suited wanted to book a bet that he would 'make it'. Not that he would become the undeniably best player in the 2012 draft. And I'm not comparing White to Rodman, per se. I'm just saying that there are very valuable people in the history of the league that weren't great scorers. I defintiely think that White will have a higher PPG than Rodman for his career., while at the same time not even touching Rodman's overall value. Especially if you are brvy. I doubt I would buy a single alcoholic drink if I was on a cruise. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 cruises are stupid 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Love you too big daddy. Let me ask you something: if the flowers I ordered the lady for today don't show up, should I grab some replacements before I pick her up? I'm following the shipping and they haven't arrived yet. I'm going to burn 1 800 flowers.com to the ground if they don't show up though. But for her, do I grab replacements? Because she knows I ordered flowers and if they don't show up I could look real stupid here (per ushe). Unrelated, but I thought of this: Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Goddamn right that is unrelated. And your thoughts on my question are...........? Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 If she knows you ordered them you won't look stupid. That being said, if you knew you were seeing her tonight I would have hand delivered the bouquet. Link to post Share on other sites
Yossarian 9 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 So, on a related note: I watched the movie "About Cherry" that someone suggested way back. That girl is a GOOD actress: NSFW, NSFBRV Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 But the at work delivery is clutch. I was told she wanted that. So I went with that. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 So, on a related note: I watched the movie "About Cherry" that someone suggested way back. Haha, really? I'm the one who mentioned it, but that wasn't really a recommendation... Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 well, for my valentines day activities tonight, I plan to message this girl from reddit gonewild to see if she'll send me pictures she posted but then removed. because curiosity. oh, and I'm talking to the joanna when I get home. I guess that's all I've got. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 well, for my valentines day activities tonight, I plan to message this girl from reddit gonewild to see if she'll send me pictures she posted but then removed. because curiosity. There was a Deadspin article where they estimated that there are about 800,000 naked women on the internet. I feel like that number is low. That's low, right? Edit: It wasn't really so much an article as it was a throwaway line. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Normally I'd eat some McDonald's or something and tell myself I don't give two squirts of piss about valentines day. But this is my first vday date ever and it has to go well. If those flowers don't show up the night isn't ruined, but I'm going to call up 1800flowers and tell them to suck my balls. I'll be getting my money back if those flowers aren't in her hands by 430. Book that brvy. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 that number is absurdly low now that any girl can use it as a post-relationship self-esteem booster anonymously. there are actually a lot of guys that do it, too. I don't know why. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 because everybody loves schlongs! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 She got em. Bullet dodged. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Love the use of "per ushe" Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 800k is a big number but damn if I'm not looking at one of those sites that used to post a new pic every day. I never saw the same girl twice. Nevermind the copious amounts of porn girls, past and present I'll take the over, happily Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 She got em. Bullet dodged. Go on... Love the use of "per ushe" You would. Link to post Share on other sites
Yossarian 9 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Haha, really? I'm the one who mentioned it, but that wasn't really a recommendation... You suggested it though. Now I'm recommending it (see photo). well, for my valentines day activities tonight, I plan to message this girl from reddit gonewild to see if she'll send me pictures she posted but then removed. because curiosity. Not familiar with reddit, but this sounds creepy. Also: if she sends the pics, share and share alike? Just forget I called you creepy 2 secs ago. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I threw in per ushe because I was talking to Ronny. It's kinda his thing. She got the flowers. She likes them. Both good things. That's all I got. Now I just need to not blow it at dinner. No sweating would be nice. Hopefully I don't spot any food or throw up. You never know, you know? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yes! I stay relevant! oh, and I'm talking to the joanna when I get home. Tell her I say hi! Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Hey brvy. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 so what are the odds that suited actually gets laid tonight? any guesses? edit: let me clarify: with another person. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Wow, thirty pages when I'm working and can't post. Guess I'm holding you guys back, just like I'm doing this audit team HI-YOOOO. Wait, shit. I don't think I'm using that right. Found out the cool manager went to a different chapter of my frat today, so that's cool. Maybe we can bro out sometime now. I'm glad Suiteds lady got the flowers. That was some tense catch-up. The other staff auditor on this audit is kindofa timid dude and the previously mentioned manager doesn't really like him, and he knows it. He's not as helpful to him as he is to me. Kinda feel bad for him. He's also really soft spoken and he always talks like you would if you were trying to correct something you say without being offensive. I'm sure that doesn't make sense. But he kinda gets picked on at the office, too. Anyways, he's kind of a nerd and is into weird zombie movies and shit and he found out I'm aware of these things and have a very fringe understanding and so now he always talks to me about weird shit and its kinda annoying. We took off an hour early today because these guys all have wives/girlfriends. I'm spending V-Day SHREDDING and then my roommates making dinner because we're homos Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I don't think Joanna likes you, speedz. no, it's not creepy, she removed them and replaced with "PM me if you want these." it's still going to be weird for me. these girls get sent the oddest shit, I'm sure my coy PM is going to sound really professional. might even get a job offer out of it. I'm picturing what he must think reddit is after reading my last paragraph. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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