Yossarian

To me it's a question of odds. What is the probability of the job leading to something? What is the probability of getting the job at all? We're talking about a pretty big investment here - $500. He could buy like, 50 pairs of Haggar pants for that.

This is Stratego we're talking about. Wherever he is in the world, he's not going to be sociable. He's going to sit at home and play computer games and come here and post unintelligible sentences about reddit. Theres no way you should be paying out of your own pocket to interview for a job that only pays 32k. Are you still looking for jobs, or are you just considering this one because your buddy dropped it in your lap?

Yeah, you obviously don't care at all. Boom goes the dynamite. Gum? Tape? Band aid? I got nothin.

People had suspected it when I left 5 minutes after her. I didn't want to lie to my buddies when they asked about it. Whatever, I'm a huge hypocrite, I've dated girls from work and it wasn't a problem up til this one. Guess I was just trying to be nice about strat's story.

When I think about it, strat might have dne the right thing there. Back in December I went to my company's Christmas party and got slightly drunk, but not that far gone. There was a female coworker of mine who has a good body, decent face and was recently broken up from her boyfriend. She got pretty wrecked and as she was leaving she asked if I was going soon. I said no and she left. Two minutes later she calls me "Are you sure you're not going now?" and I get the message. We go back to her place and suddenly she's tired and doesn't want to do anything. After some prodding I managed to get

Hm. Did you at least cop a feel when spooning?

I think you mean "diabeetus".

Things That I Don't Know What They Are: 1. "Plyometrics" 2. "OL DR" 3. What Strategy said

You suggested it though. Now I'm recommending it (see photo). Not familiar with reddit, but this sounds creepy. Also: if she sends the pics, share and share alike? Just forget I called you creepy 2 secs ago.

So, on a related note: I watched the movie "About Cherry" that someone suggested way back. That girl is a GOOD actress: NSFW, NSFBRV

Hey! Wait, what are you trying to say about me? This was 2 pages back and I forgot the context. Something about bush? I don't mind a little bush. Just not a full shrubbery. Jesus, my feet stink something awful today. Actually it happens every day, and I know it's my dress shoes that are doing it, but they're comfortable and not that old. Am I supposed to throw away a perfectly good pair of shoes just because they make my feet smell (really) bad?

F**k that, as soon as I get out I'm buying houses a beach house, a mountain lodge, a city apartment and a nice car. That'll cost a few million right off the bat. Plus family will expect a cut - gotta give half a mil to the parents and siblings. And throw another million to charity because I'm nice like that.

I am the most renowned killer of fish in the whole United States Army Air Force.

Okay let's do this. All the money: Full kitchen - 6 (24 left) Skylight - 2 (22) TV + movies and TV shows - 11 (11) Hygeine products - 3 (8) Library - 4 (4) Doctor - 2 (2) Radio - 2 (0) I assume you have to take the TV to have the movies and shows, otherwise you can't play them. Since I can't afford the internet I'll take radio to keep up with the news and listen to music. Instead of the gym I'll just do calisthenics, bodyweight training, and use canned food or something for extra weights. And for the extra $5million I can go 10 years without a girl.