InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 SA let's move in together next summer. you can read my posts from back when I had roommates, I value the same stuff you do. uh, I have nothing to add. the girl lives in Orlando and I am thinking about job searching there. I am crazy. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Am I the only one who's first thought was, I wonder if she's hot, boozy, lonely and horny. Play with the kids, have dinner, put them to bed, keep drinking with the moms, get them to play a little truth or dare. Girl on girl kissing, some mutual boob play, a triple kiss with you, her and the wife. Hijinx ensue. No? Just me? I didn't think that, but I'm definitely thinking about that now. I also want to live in your world where "hijinx ensue" comes after the girl on girl kissing and mutual boob play. I'm pretty sure that is the hijinx where I come from. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 uh, I have nothing to add. the girl lives in Orlando and I am thinking about job searching there. I am crazy. The girl that friend-zoned you? You should move to Orlando anyway. Ron will show you the ropes. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I have no idea if I'm friendzoned or not. I should just ask, "hey, suppose I move there, do we date?" probably important to know before moving Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Wow, really? It doesn't even make change? What a scam? I"d check for cameras, then take a baseball bat to that thing. Or, learn to pick a lock and work yourself free balls for life. And yes, yes I did. Am I the only one who's first thought was, I wonder if she's hot, boozy, lonely and horny. Play with the kids, have dinner, put them to bed, keep drinking with the moms, get them to play a little truth or dare. Girl on girl kissing, some mutual boob play, a triple kiss with you, her and the wife. Hijinx ensue. No? Just me? Of course not, it was my first thought. She is asian and pretty hot. I am sure her husband will be there. I'm not Brad, so my sexual deviancy has some limits. I am pretty sure with enough booze I could facilitate that. But since I am a giant pussy, and would be very afraid of what the after affects of such an evening would entail, I will probably never make this happen. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 i pretty much hate everything and everyone. except women with hot tits. That explains the love of Emma Watson. Oh, no, it doesn't. My son wanted to invite some friends over to play baseball with today. My wife texts a couple moms. One of the mom's response is, great we would love to come over, we will bring the drinks. So instead of my son having a buddy over to play catch, their whole family is coming over and apparently we are barbecuing and drinking. So I got that going for me. This is how my whole street became good friends before we moved. Two kids were riding bikes together, one of the moms offered another a drink, that turned into tray of Cosmos and beer, and next thing you know we're rolling our BBQs around to the front of the houses and renting bouncy castles together. Bike 'n' Bevies hour was around 430 every day for the rest of the summer and became the highlight of the day. Good times. I have no idea if I'm friendzoned or not. I should just ask, "hey, suppose I move there, how long into our first date is it before we kiss? probably important to know before moving Set the tone, imo. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I have no idea if I'm friendzoned or not. oh no, totally got friend zoned with this online girl, but that's OK. Level with me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Am I the only one who's first thought was, I wonder if she's hot, boozy, lonely and horny. Play with the kids, have dinner, put them to bed, keep drinking with the moms, get them to play a little truth or dare. Girl on girl kissing, some mutual boob play, a triple kiss with you, her and the wife. Hijinx ensue. No? Just me? I was thinking it five minutes before he posted it... Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 It's going to be fun when she shows up with juice boxes. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Filled with rum! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 SA let's move in together next summer. you can read my posts from back when I had roommates, I value the same stuff you do. uh, I have nothing to add. the girl lives in Orlando and I am thinking about job searching there. I am crazy. Whoa, whoa, Orlando? Hmmmm I didn't think that, but I'm definitely thinking about that now. I also want to live in your world where "hijinx ensue" comes after the girl on girl kissing and mutual boob play. I'm pretty sure that is the hijinx where I come from. Well, that was the joke that I was going for, but those things are just shenanigans. Hijinx would be when the weinus and wagina make appearances. The girl that friend-zoned you? You should move to Orlando anyway. Ron will show you the ropes. I will show him A rope. Of course not, it was my first thought. She is asian and pretty hot. I am sure her husband will be there. I'm not Brad, so my sexual deviancy has some limits. I am pretty sure with enough booze I could facilitate that. But since I am a giant pussy, and would be very afraid of what the after affects of such an evening would entail, I will probably never make this happen. Limits are for fags. Actually, fags don't have limits. But yeah, let that shit go out the window and create some damn memories. After affects are win win. Either it becomes a regular thing or you never have to play catch with that little rat bastard again. Is the mom bringing sushi and Sapporo? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I was thinking it five minutes before he posted it... As per usual. Filled with rum! Oh, you wrote rum. Never mind. I was gonna say, limits man, limits. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 It's going to be fun when she shows up with juice boxes. Cuz you're the juice box guy Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Cuz you're the juice box guy I don't know what this means but I've enjoyed this page or two. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 It's going to be fun when she shows up with juice boxes. Unlimited juice? This party's going to be off the hook! Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I don't know what this means but I've enjoyed this page or two. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I will show him A rope. I don't think he should kill himself yet. Edit: I shouldn't have put yet there. That was mean. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Mean. What's mean anymore? Nothing, that's what. Besides, if anyone is gonna kill himself from this thread, it's definitely going to be Oops, dinner is ready. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Damn, I wonder if you were going to say either Shake or Essay... Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 hmm. I mean, we're friends, yeah, but it's not the same kind of "she completely has the upper hand" situation with friendzoning. I feel like it's obvious we'd be dating if I were local. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I don't think he should kill himself yet. Edit: I shouldn't have put yet there yet. That was premature. True. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 hmm. I mean, we're friends, yeah, but it's not the same kind of "she completely has the upper hand" situation with friendzoning. I feel like it's obvious we'd be dating if I were local. Would it be difficult/unlikely for her to have multiple relationships the same as she has with you? Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 how many people like me do you know? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I just finished camus' The Stranger last night. blew my mind. absurdism really nailed a feeling I've had since like, 2009. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 One's enough, I think. But I assume popular internet gamer girls have plenty of suitors, and it's pretty easy to occupy all the ones you want with gchat and emails and WoW message boards, all keeping them at a safe distance, until that one creepy one takes a job 1500 miles from home, moving out of his parents house for the first real time, to be near you. Throw same Camus jokes at her, though. Worked for Wang's ex. Link to post Share on other sites
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