strategy's_touch 0 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 ok, so I found a crayfish in my pool, hangin out in the deep end like he just didn't give a **** about chlorine. I want to keep him as a pet. help? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 ok, so I found a crayfish in my pool, hangin out in the deep end like he just didn't give a **** about chlorine. I want to keep him as a pet. help?I...help with what? Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I...help with what?He wants to know how to keep the crayfish. He has a 5 gallon tank. What does he need to do to set the crayfish up in the tank, and how can he keep it alive and happy?I googled some info and sent it to him, but I guess it wasn't good enough. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy's_touch 0 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I...help with what?LG has my back. I was wanting to see if I could get my little 5gal aquarium to work but it looks like the water testing and what have you will kill him. might just let him go soon. he is pretty big for a crawdad. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 He wants to know how to keep the crayfish. He has a 5 gallon tank. What does he need to do to set the crayfish up in the tank, and how can he keep it alive and happy?I googled some info and sent it to him, but I guess it wasn't good enough.Yeah, I figured...I'm not sure why I felt like asking the question.I have no idea how to keep a crayfish, or if it's even something that people do. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I know how to cook a crayfish, will that help? Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 how can he keep it alive and happy?Hot dogs Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Back to the interstate, Ben Stone! Link to post Share on other sites
strategy's_touch 0 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Yeah, I figured...I'm not sure why I felt like asking the question.I have no idea how to keep a crayfish, or if it's even something that people do.yeah, people keep them. he is SO cool looking, I'm really torn here. probably wouldn't cost much, I'll have to see what other people do with an image search after I leave work. if all else fails, I think I have a place to turn him loose. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy's_touch 0 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 oh, something else, I sent LG a picture of him and she hasn't named him yet. kinda surprising. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 oh, something else, I sent LG a picture of him and she hasn't named him yet. kinda surprising.Then can I do it? PREASE? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy's_touch 0 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Then can I do it? PREASE?if she declines to participate, yes Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 if she declines to participate, yesFuck that. I don't play no second fiddle to some foreign broad. Pass. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Seriously though, you can feed them raw hot dogs. Bacon too, but that goes without saying, right? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Seriously though, you can feed them raw hot dogs. Bacon too, but that goes without saying, right?yeah, obviously. crawfish aren't jewish. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy's_touch 0 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 so I've been playing this competitive 5v5 game called league of legends. you have to have a mic to communicate because of the fast-paced insanity of it. this guy in our big rotating group has this cat, and he's like warning me the first time we played. "she does not give a shit about what I do at any point in time except when I play this game, and then she becomes a talking cat." so we hit the loading screen and sure enough this cat is going mrrrrow on the mic from this guy's lap (she forces her way up when she sees the loading screen) in response to every time he talks. cats are the bessssst. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 oh, something else, I sent LG a picture of him and she hasn't named him yet. kinda surprising.I already named him 'Lobster', because that's what he looks like. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy's_touch 0 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Fuck that. I don't play no second fiddle to some foreign broad. Pass.judging by the most recent email, she has named him crawfish. ****. Seriously though, you can feed them raw hot dogs. Bacon too, but that goes without saying, right?well, that changes things. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Seriously though, you can feed them raw hot dogs. Bacon too, but that goes without saying, right?Goes without saying.yeah, obviously. crawfish aren't jewish.RACIST.cats are the bessssst.They really are.I already named him 'Lobster', because that's what he looks like.You see what you get when you let some foreign broad name your crayfish, strat? YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I already named him 'Lobster', because that's what he looks like.how does bob feel about that?RACISTit's not my fault you can't circumcise a crustacean. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 it's not my fault you can't circumcise a crustacean.Maybe you can't. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 it's a good thing that strat doesn't live in Louisianahttp://www.legaljuice.com/2007/03/stealing...ice_kidnap.htmlaltho it sounds like speedz may qualify for 2 crimes, given that apparently he's experimented with crawfish genitals, or at least knows someone who has.this conversation has veered off the rails somewhat. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Who wants to do an over/under bet on how long Lobster the crayfish lasts in strat's care? I'm saying 2 days maximum. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I'd like the over. What sort of bet are we talking about? Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I'd like the over. What sort of bet are we talking about?I don't know, you're the idea man around here. Link to post Share on other sites
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