ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 pretty much, its more like, hey dude I just boned x girl and she was wild/sucked/okay and she was hot/solid/okay/just a warm vag to bang. I'd be willing to say that you are in the minority of guys when it comes to talking about that type of shityep.I never talk about my "sex life" with my friends. thats just stupid. but some of my fondest memories are of discussions with my friends regarding various skanks/conquests each of us has had. what else are we gonna talk about? sports? we watch the same sports. we already know what happened with them. Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 yep.I never talk about my "sex life" with my friends. thats just stupid. but some of my fondest memories are of discussions with my friends regarding various skanks/conquests each of us has had. what else are we gonna talk about? sports? we watch the same sports. we already know what happened with them.That's never stopped men from talking about sports before. I'd talk about different things with different friends but some of the stuff we might talk about - class/work, sports, other mutual friends, computers, movies, politics/ideology, poker, alcohol, etc. I just don't understand why I'd be interested in who my friends have or have not had sex with. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I don't ever want details or give details, but I'll comment if I tapped something. One married friend of mine loves every detail. He's a sad, dirty, pathetic man though living vicariously through others.Although, my one buddy is guaranteed to say something silly if you ask him about who he is banging.For instance, me, one of my best friends, another very good friend and the best friends 14 year old niece were sitting at his house, we were getting bombed, playing Playstation (the 14 year old girl was not drinking, and for once get your mind out of the gutters, he is married and its his wife's niece and was kind of sitting) anyway, I decided to call my other best friend, the crazy one, because he was at the club the night before with a super hot girl. I call him and put him on speaker phone because he is liable to say anything. I ask him simply, "So, how'd it go last night after you left?" He replies, right on cue, "Her ***** smelled like rotten eggs, I twiddled the box, then was kissing her neck, and I smelled my own fingers and nearly threw up"We all nearly pissed ourselves. He's a classic. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I don't ever want details or give details, but I'll comment if I tapped something. One married friend of mine loves every detail. He's a sad, dirty, pathetic man though living vicariously through others.Although, my one buddy is guaranteed to say something silly if you ask him about who he is banging.For instance, me, one of my best friends, another very good friend and the best friends 14 year old niece were sitting at his house, we were getting bombed, playing Playstation (the 14 year old girl was not drinking, and for once get your mind out of the gutters, he is married and its his wife's niece and was kind of sitting) anyway, I decided to call my other best friend, the crazy one, because he was at the club the night before with a super hot girl. I call him and put him on speaker phone because he is liable to say anything. I ask him simply, "So, how'd it go last night after you left?" He replies, right on cue, "Her ***** smelled like rotten eggs, I twiddled the box, then was kissing her neck, and I smelled my own fingers and nearly threw up"We all nearly pissed ourselves. He's a classic.So did he bang her?I wonder how you get out of that situation if you decide mid-make out that you do not want to go through with this. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 So did he bang her?I wonder how you get out of that situation if you decide mid-make out that you do not want to go through with this.you know, I think he may have toughed it out and fired off a quick one. I honestly don't remember anything after that comment. And it was sunday and Monday was a holiday and I had no less than 20 beers at that point. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Yeah, those are the stories that make my day better. Good stuff. And I'm glad you cleared that 14 year old niece thing up quickly, you know what goes through our minds. and thats bad even for you.now come to bed, Ronnie. its late and we have to get up early in the morning. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Yeah, those are the stories that make my day better. Good stuff. And I'm glad you cleared that 14 year old niece thing up quickly, you know what goes through our minds. and thats bad even for you.now come to bed, Ronnie. its late and we have to get up early in the morning.yeah, I joke all day, but there was nothing appealing about a 14 year old girl. Although, it was tough to not make inappropriate comments when she kept asking "does that look like 8 inches" while we were all playing Tiger Woods golf trying to line up puts.I just can't resist being a wiseguy. Can we workout to And Justice for All tomorrow? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 and to those of you that haven't seen this, it makes me laugh every, damn, timehttp://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=....z3_Enforcer.movyep, watched it again to make sure the link worked, and I laughed Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Double Stuff Oreo Peanut Butter Creme are the devil. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 21 User(s) are reading this topic (20 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 1 Members: KDawgComethwtf, why won't people come out and play Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 21 User(s) are reading this topic (20 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 1 Members: KDawgComethwtf, why won't people come out and playI don't know. I pop in and out usually. Keith, since when have you started posting in the Sick Thread? Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I don't know. I pop in and out usually. Keith, since when have you started posting in the Sick Thread?I've posted on and off for a while, but its been a long while between visits since my last time before like two days ago Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Mmm, a girl could get used to this.18 User(s) are reading this topic (14 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)4 Members: Lolli, KDawgCometh, dms26, therrinn Aren't you already? It's basically sausagefest + Lori everyday in here.Oh, and I have a great way to rub one out every week. Thursday my roommate and 2 suitemates have class at 10, and I don't have it til noon. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Oh, and I have a great way to rub one out every week. Thursday my roommate and 2 suitemates have class at 10, and I don't have it til noon.its called the shower, learn to love the privacy in it. of course, this was never a problem for me as both years I lived in the dorms(and got kicked out both years) my room was essentially a single. My frosh roomate was always running back to his mom's place so he could be with his GF on the weekends since she was a senior in HS and my soph roomate was always at his GFs sorority Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 19 User(s) are reading this topic (14 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)5 Members: renaedawn, Lolli, therrinn, zimmer4141, dms26I'm saying I don't hate that line up at all either. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I'm so glad to hear you'll be able to flush some little Zimmie's down the toilet.Just entered a 180 sng, 3 hands in a row I get AK, win the first 2, third hand guy goes all in, I call. He has QQ and I don't improve, I'm out. That was fun.I'm a little grossed out by that.Played a 4.40 with my g/f (who may be better than me). She played the first hr. and was card dead, then I played the 2nd and busted when KQ hit a K on the river.Oh well, just took down a SNG to be up almost $20 for the day (that's a lot when you have a ~100 BR.) Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I aim to please, now we can only hope Zimm's aim is just as good.I hope it is, but you never know with how much buildup there's gonna be. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Go for distance and report back to us.Will do.And, my parents are coming back down Sunday and bringing my recliner with them. Needless to say I'm excited. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Genuine LOL at the image of you that just popped into my head.Was it you and me having sex on my recliner?I hope so because my head had 2 monkeys throwing feces at each other. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Genuine full chub for Zimm at the image of you and him getting it on in his chair.FYP. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Oh just you wait til you break that recliner in, you'll see just how many positions there really are on it.I don't know, the reverse wheelbarrow might be tough to execute on it. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Well, for the first day since I've been here I had a positive day in poker. 1 $100 Sng, took 2nd. My game is very rusty right now. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Well, you guys were just boatloads of fun tonight. I'm goin to bed. Later everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Well, for the first day since I've been here I had a positive day in poker. 1 $100 Sng, took 2nd. My game is very rusty right now.Rusty like a trombone?Dear Kers,The Raiders looked pretty good on monday. Love,BenThat's not funny. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Just entered a 180 sng, 3 hands in a row I get AK, win the first 2, third hand guy goes all in, I call. He has QQ and I don't improve, I'm out. That was fun.Pls no complaining.I'm confident enough in my manhood to post this. Four months, $38.Pro. Look at me. ... Pro. Link to post Share on other sites
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