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pretty much, its more like, hey dude I just boned x girl and she was wild/sucked/okay and she was hot/solid/okay/just a warm vag to bang. I'd be willing to say that you are in the minority of guys when it comes to talking about that type of shit
yep.I never talk about my "sex life" with my friends. thats just stupid. but some of my fondest memories are of discussions with my friends regarding various skanks/conquests each of us has had. what else are we gonna talk about? sports? we watch the same sports. we already know what happened with them.
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yep.I never talk about my "sex life" with my friends. thats just stupid. but some of my fondest memories are of discussions with my friends regarding various skanks/conquests each of us has had. what else are we gonna talk about? sports? we watch the same sports. we already know what happened with them.
That's never stopped men from talking about sports before. I'd talk about different things with different friends but some of the stuff we might talk about - class/work, sports, other mutual friends, computers, movies, politics/ideology, poker, alcohol, etc. I just don't understand why I'd be interested in who my friends have or have not had sex with.
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I don't ever want details or give details, but I'll comment if I tapped something. One married friend of mine loves every detail. He's a sad, dirty, pathetic man though living vicariously through others.Although, my one buddy is guaranteed to say something silly if you ask him about who he is banging.For instance, me, one of my best friends, another very good friend and the best friends 14 year old niece were sitting at his house, we were getting bombed, playing Playstation (the 14 year old girl was not drinking, and for once get your mind out of the gutters, he is married and its his wife's niece and was kind of sitting) anyway, I decided to call my other best friend, the crazy one, because he was at the club the night before with a super hot girl. I call him and put him on speaker phone because he is liable to say anything. I ask him simply, "So, how'd it go last night after you left?" He replies, right on cue, "Her ***** smelled like rotten eggs, I twiddled the box, then was kissing her neck, and I smelled my own fingers and nearly threw up"We all nearly pissed ourselves. He's a classic.

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I don't ever want details or give details, but I'll comment if I tapped something. One married friend of mine loves every detail. He's a sad, dirty, pathetic man though living vicariously through others.Although, my one buddy is guaranteed to say something silly if you ask him about who he is banging.For instance, me, one of my best friends, another very good friend and the best friends 14 year old niece were sitting at his house, we were getting bombed, playing Playstation (the 14 year old girl was not drinking, and for once get your mind out of the gutters, he is married and its his wife's niece and was kind of sitting) anyway, I decided to call my other best friend, the crazy one, because he was at the club the night before with a super hot girl. I call him and put him on speaker phone because he is liable to say anything. I ask him simply, "So, how'd it go last night after you left?" He replies, right on cue, "Her ***** smelled like rotten eggs, I twiddled the box, then was kissing her neck, and I smelled my own fingers and nearly threw up"We all nearly pissed ourselves. He's a classic.
So did he bang her?I wonder how you get out of that situation if you decide mid-make out that you do not want to go through with this.
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So did he bang her?I wonder how you get out of that situation if you decide mid-make out that you do not want to go through with this.
you know, I think he may have toughed it out and fired off a quick one. I honestly don't remember anything after that comment. And it was sunday and Monday was a holiday and I had no less than 20 beers at that point.
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Yeah, those are the stories that make my day better. Good stuff. And I'm glad you cleared that 14 year old niece thing up quickly, you know what goes through our minds. and thats bad even for you.now come to bed, Ronnie. its late and we have to get up early in the morning.

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Yeah, those are the stories that make my day better. Good stuff. And I'm glad you cleared that 14 year old niece thing up quickly, you know what goes through our minds. and thats bad even for you.now come to bed, Ronnie. its late and we have to get up early in the morning.
yeah, I joke all day, but there was nothing appealing about a 14 year old girl. Although, it was tough to not make inappropriate comments when she kept asking "does that look like 8 inches" while we were all playing Tiger Woods golf trying to line up puts.I just can't resist being a wiseguy. Can we workout to And Justice for All tomorrow?
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I don't know. I pop in and out usually. Keith, since when have you started posting in the Sick Thread?
I've posted on and off for a while, but its been a long while between visits since my last time before like two days ago
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Mmm, a girl could get used to this.18 User(s) are reading this topic (14 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)4 Members: Lolli, KDawgCometh, dms26, therrinn
Aren't you already? It's basically sausagefest + Lori everyday in here.Oh, and I have a great way to rub one out every week. Thursday my roommate and 2 suitemates have class at 10, and I don't have it til noon.
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Oh, and I have a great way to rub one out every week. Thursday my roommate and 2 suitemates have class at 10, and I don't have it til noon.
its called the shower, learn to love the privacy in it. of course, this was never a problem for me as both years I lived in the dorms(and got kicked out both years) my room was essentially a single. My frosh roomate was always running back to his mom's place so he could be with his GF on the weekends since she was a senior in HS and my soph roomate was always at his GFs sorority
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I'm so glad to hear you'll be able to flush some little Zimmie's down the toilet.Just entered a 180 sng, 3 hands in a row I get AK, win the first 2, third hand guy goes all in, I call. He has QQ and I don't improve, I'm out. That was fun.
I'm a little grossed out by that.Played a 4.40 with my g/f (who may be better than me). She played the first hr. and was card dead, then I played the 2nd and busted when KQ hit a K on the river.Oh well, just took down a SNG to be up almost $20 for the day (that's a lot when you have a ~100 BR.)
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Well, for the first day since I've been here I had a positive day in poker. 1 $100 Sng, took 2nd. My game is very rusty right now.
Rusty like a trombone?Dear Kers,The Raiders looked pretty good on monday. Love,Ben
That's not funny.
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Just entered a 180 sng, 3 hands in a row I get AK, win the first 2, third hand guy goes all in, I call. He has QQ and I don't improve, I'm out. That was fun.
Pls no complaining.I'm confident enough in my manhood to post this. Four months, $38.Pro. Look at me. ... Pro.
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