Bizzle 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Lots of catchup coming. I aplogize in advance. Question.I'm pretty sure I've got a receding hairline. Suggestions for keeping my hair, anyone?Friggin hilarious. Evolution makes me happy.Not really a beer guy - when I do, it's something like a Guiness or a Gordon Biersch Marzen. Hefeweizen is fine also.I typically drink red wine at home; Pinot Noir or Zinfandel.At a bar or casino, Vodka Martini's, Gin & Tonics or Bailey's CoffeeAt a restaurant, a Grappa to finish off the meal hits the spot.I cannot believe that the smugtrometer missed this.We have to figure out the TS trip. It MUST be done.Definitely. Whenver.Where the f.uck have you been?Glad to hear you are alright buddy.Just curious cus i'm weird this way, but what poker site will you guys rep? FCP, stars or Full Tilt?? If any?Mk has to rep tilt, I have to rep stars because that is where we won our seats, if we want the $1k in hotel money. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 (12:37:39) Jeff: a king among men, that bizzle(12:37:45) Jeff: bangin milfs here, winnin seats thereI'm really hoping bizzle puts a bad beat on Barry Greenstein in the 2k. I could settle for hellmuth though.Fortunately the only two pros I ran into were Karlo Lopez and Bradley Berman.I'd like to take 1% of bizzle and MK, but shipping $200 to two untrustworthy gamblers is not +EVYeah, because when it comes to gamblers myself and mk are definitely two of the sketchiest guys out there.Morning bitches. Morning.Welcome back bitches.I've been reading the thread from time to time. Basically, the lady friend and I worked some things out so I'm back.If you break my heart again...CardPlayer:Potentially gay swim team member busts out on the bubble with KQ:snicker:Not to mention the charges for those texts...20 cents per text versus 2k for the event...I'll manage.He's more the QQ type...Foreshadowing?Geez, i'm really expecting more updates here............It's tough to update at the tables. If you are on a cellphone as the hand is being dealt, your hand is dead. My first update wasn't on a break at all. You also only get 20 mins between every 2 levels, and 10 of that is getting to the bathroom and back. I'd love to update more, but it is quite difficult and I am really trying to focus.as long as he's in I have confidence. I'd like to know about Juan and Pat as well..They both busted quite quickly today. Not quite sure how.He cashes, I am ordering up some room service for young Peter.Anyone know where he is staying?I'm staying with Pat and JC in a house in Henderson, Nevada, about 15 mins off the strip. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Worst 3 AM snack: Popeye's chicken. I found some in our fridge: blecch. On a side note, the biscuits were good. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Worst 3 AM snack: Popeye's chicken. I found some in our fridge: blecch. On a side note, the biscuits were good.i'm always very wary of leftovers. especially this late. If it weren't for microwave popcorn, I don't know how I'd survive all my drunk munchies. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 While you make a valid point, I believe Adam said it best earlier, proof is in the thread by way of Lolli VIA ADAM updates, not LadyG.That's because she got all pissy when she saw that I had included Adam on my "send" list. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 i'm always very wary of leftovers. especially this late. If it weren't for microwave popcorn, I don't know how I'd survive all my drunk munchies.Considering members of my house haven't been grocery shopping in quite some time, I'll take what I can get. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Considering members of my house haven't been grocery shopping in quite some time, I'll take what I can get.Get off your lazy ass and go shopping yourself!!eh, don't worry about it, I don't do it very often either. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 You can't honestly be serious....Typically, she's awesome. Occasionally, she acts her age. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Get off your lazy ass and go shopping yourself!!eh, don't worry about it, I don't do it very often either. Lol. Probably going tomorrow. And if all else fails, I'll go to the g/f's apt. and make her cook. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 BREAKING NEWS: LadyG has Peter by the balls, details at 10.I like that visual. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 WOO HOO! Finally done with this gay paper. Only a week till the next one is due. Fuck summer class. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Lol. Probably going tomorrow. And if all else fails, I'll go to the g/f's apt. and make her cook.Pfft. Women aren't slaves man. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Since Peter is out of the tourney and he has some free time on his hands, I'm sure he'd love to proof-read it for you.I would gladly proofread your paper.And then I would kick you in the nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Since Peter is out of the tourney and he has some free time on his hands, I'm sure he'd love to proof-read it for you.Nah, that's all right. I pretty much BS'ed the whole paper. I don't want Peter thinking I'm an idiot or something.And Card, I know that women aren't slaves. She actually tells me to come over and eat her food. Who am I to disappoint? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 And Card, I know that women aren't slaves. She actually tells me to come over and eat her food. Who am I to disappoint?As long as it's good food. My ex used to invite me over for dinner, until she'd fuck it up and have her mom finish it.good news was that her mom was a phenominal cook, but if she didn't screw it up beyond repair, I'd have to eat it, and it usually wasn't very pleasant. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 As long as it's good food. My ex used to invite me over for dinner, until she'd fuck it up and have her mom finish it.good news was that her mom was a phenominal cook, but if she didn't screw it up beyond repair, I'd have to eat it, and it usually wasn't very pleasant.She usually goes the safe route of stuff like hot dogs, mac-and-cheese, french fries, college type food. You really can't fuck that kind of thing up.I would gladly proofread your paper.And then I would kick you in the nuts. Did not see that, NH sir. Another reason why bed sounds good. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 She usually goes the safe route of stuff like hot dogs, mac-and-cheese, french fries, college type food. You really can't fuck that kind of thing up.You'd be surprised. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Yep, definitely time for bed. Night all. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 You'd be surprised.I have personally witnessed all of those foods absolutely mangled. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I have personally witnessed all of those foods absolutely mangled. Coming up, I'm assuming.:gag: Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Your lemon juice does not scare me, especially since I don't have any to speak of. However, perhaps LadyG could loan your's to me.Feel free to ask her, but she was up too early today and a bit cranky. She might not be in the "sharing is caring" mood. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Feel free to ask her, but she was up too early today and a bit cranky. She might not be in the "sharing is caring" mood.Well, you've got two for a reason Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 ATTN LADYG:I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunate crankiness, but if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you loan to me one of Peter's testicles? I'm willing to settle for the smaller of the two, however, I can't promise it will come back in its original condition.Your consideration is appreciated.Phenominal. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 ATTN LADYG:I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunate crankiness, but if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you loan to me one of Peter's testicles? I'm willing to settle for the smaller of the two, however, I can't promise it will come back in its original condition.Your consideration is appreciated.Considering that I already have a brother who may or may not have one testicle (we call him Solo), I think dividing the two I have would be a bad idea. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Considering that I already have a brother who may or may not have one testicle (we call him Solo), I think dividing the two I have would be a bad idea.This is possibly the sickest, but best-looking thing I've read all night. Link to post Share on other sites
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