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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I used to think Ron Mexico and Turd were the same person.
I'm pretty sure we are.
I told you there's no such thing as Jew Gold, asshole.
If we survive this I don't intend to live in poverty. The decision is yours Matt. Hand over the Jew Gold.
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I told you there's no such thing as Jew Gold, asshole.
Sure there is, otherwise your ancestors wouldn't have been able to eat anything tougher than applesauce.
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I'm pretty sure we are.
This one time, me and Turd were making love, it was like we became one.also, my day is complete, I ruined FrankyBones thread. Backstory, one time when FCP pokerroom first happened, we were playing in a freeroll for something at the same table, I mentioned my age in the chatbox, and he just lays into me, I thought you were 12, grow up, you're an idiot, blah blah blah. He actually got to me, finally, I get it all in with AA against his KK, and he friggin sucks out with a river K. That was the icing. so anyway, he started a thread looking for votes from the FCP population, I called him an idiot, told everyone not to vote, Monkey said he was with me, someone else goofed on it, and he deleted the whole thing. bottom line, don't any of you mess with me.
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Yeah, hopefully we can continue beating up on the weaker teams. Taking 2 of 3 from the Sox should be a big confidence boost.
Yeah. 2 out of 3 will be fine with me. Hopefully the White Sox will continue their slump for a little while longer so we can increase our lead. I am really looking forward to the Twins series. They have been playing well and should make for a good series. Go Tigs!
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This one time, me and Turd were making love, it was like we became one.also, my day is complete, I ruined FrankyBones thread. Backstory, one time when FCP pokerroom first happened, we were playing in a freeroll for something at the same table, I mentioned my age in the chatbox, and he just lays into me, I thought you were 12, grow up, you're an idiot, blah blah blah. He actually got to me, finally, I get it all in with AA against his KK, and he friggin sucks out with a river K. That was the icing. so anyway, he started a thread looking for votes from the FCP population, I called him an idiot, told everyone not to vote, Monkey said he was with me, someone else goofed on it, and he deleted the whole thing. bottom line, don't any of you mess with me.
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Zimm, the Twins are losing to the Indians tonight, who is Detroit playing?
FYP
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Someone tried to get you banned again? I can't see the OP, but it looks like some of those stupid shit Hideout people voted against you. What happened?
no, some tool wanted everyone on FCP to vote for his comic book online, I had an ax to grind against him. I grinded it, he deleted his post. Who would want me banned?
Hey come on, he's up tp 20 pounds. It's not easy for a big guy like him
I really hate you. Especially when I wont be eating anything fried for the 39th day in a row.
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Morning bitches.
Awesome.
Morning.
Double Awesome.
Sweet, did you see Bizzle won a seat in the ME last night?Hobbes, congrats with the baby.Turd, congrats with the girlfriend.Awesomeness abounds.
Why did I go to that shitty Chinese food buffet and miss out on all the awesomenissitude?
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No more boobs for you!
:genuinely disgusted with himself face:
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I'd ask if you want to make a av/sig/title bet on the seires, but you're not around often enough and I don't know you well enough for it to be worth it. Zimm, you up for it?No more boobs for you!
I'll do the av/sig/title bet on the next Tigers/Twins series. Lunch today: Chinese food, Princess Chicken extra spicy, Egg roll.
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I really hate you. Especially when I wont be eating anything fried for the 39th day in a row.
I was legitimately defending your honour and this is how you repay me?That's it. No more cock for you.
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God I hate summer classes. Can't a guy just watch hours and hours of Family Guy instead of having to write a gay paper on an interest group?:realizes nobody cares face:

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