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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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My fantasy baseball keepers this year were Thor, Bumgarner, Starling Marte, Trea Turner, and Nelson Cruz. I lost the first 3 within 10 days of each other back in April. Despite this, I'm 3rd (out of 14), and things were looking up, with Madison and Marte due back soon, and Trea running all over the place. And then this god damn broken hand...it's made me a bit sad every time I look at my team. Alas.

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Hi fellas!

 

I'll take one of the waffles thank you. Had a membership but after I got what.cd I let it lapse. Whoops. But stray I'm also excited about the albums you mentioned. Plus new fleet foxes and the national I haven't heard yet. You might have mentioned the national but I'm drunk and can't remember.

 

Hi I read some things but skipped others (sorry cobalt). Hope y'all are doing well. Hey bigd, I just bought a new pair of hiking boots: schnee's beartooth. don't know if you heard of them but I figure you'd appreciate their exclusiveness.

 

Anybody know how tilt is doing?

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I really thought single mother would be a place where I could outkick my coverage looks wise. I figured a nice single Mom would want someone steady, someone safe, someone who makes good money to help take care of little Timmy. But apparently I was wrong because I never match with any of them. Bottles the mind, as they say.

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Strat, are you familiar with Insight debit cards?

 

Basically a prepaid debit card with an attached savings account that pays 5% on up to $5k. You can have up to 4 for a total of $20k. It really should be seen as a 3 month CD though because you forfeit interest if you withdraw before quarter end. They charge crazy fees for using the debit card which is why they can pay 5%, not to mention their target market doesn't exactly have $5k to park for a few month, but they don't do any income checks or anything. It's a bit of a process to load/unload money but it's doable and can be done fee free.

 

(Sign up and get debit card (1-2 weeks) > Link debit card to your checking account (2-3 days) > transfer money from bank account to debit card (2-3 days) > transfer to savings (immediately)> wait for quarter end to get interest paid)

 

To unload

Transfer from savings to debit card (instant) > transfer from card to checking account (2-3 days) or withdraw from ATM ($1,500/day + $3 fee + ATM fee)

 

I've got a few cards setup at the moment. And since it's an actual savings account it's FDIC insured and they've had this rate for years so it's probably not going away anytime soon. Figure it's a decent compromise betweeen staying liquid but also getting some returns.

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I really thought single mother would be a place where I could outkick my coverage looks wise. I figured a nice single Mom would want someone steady, someone safe, someone who makes good money to help take care of little Timmy. But apparently I was wrong because I never match with any of them. Bottles the mind, as they say.

 

 

Would you want you around your kid?

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My best girl friend is set on creating an online dating profile for me. She told me to come up with 5 things that I want other people to know about me.

 

I got nothing.

 

1. Shoe collection

2. Champion wrestler

3. CPA

4. Mid sized penis

5. Cash money in the bank

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1. Insecure and portly, so I'll eat your box and ass for hours and want nothing in return

2. Will always pay your way

3. I have a hog between my legs, unfortunately, it's a motorcycle

4. If you let me play with your boobs, I'll let you peg me

5. You can dominate me

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