Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Frau if I drive to Chicago will you go on a date with me? No expectation of sex. Second base, yes. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Don't you think you should be changing your thinking of what dating means? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 If you're still here on Saturday Frau, I'll totally meet up with you. I'll even bring my wife so you don't think I'm stalking you. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 not the kids though. ain't nobody got time for all that. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 "I'm like 50 and look WAY worse than you guys, and I will STILL get a first date quicker than any of you" Will this was incredibly harsh, and not my implication at all. But sure, while we're here. 41 Debatable, but doubtful Without a doubt, because I'm me Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Man, in some alternate universe the three of you guys are getting mad pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Remember the old cd rom porn discs that you could pick what the girl did next from a series of options? Suited chooses to watch a KU game with them Napa selects, get blackout drunk and play video games Strat opts to talk about Great Britain and role play his next job interview 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Man, in some alternate universe the three of you guys are getting mad pussy. Suited chooses to watch a KU game with them Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I don't know what this stuff means. whew. i don't feel as stupid now. i mean, i still feel stupid because,you know, it's you but not as stupid as i felt before your post. I actually want to do tinder and okc just to see if I can make some moves. I wont actually make said moves. But i do have some recent pics I'm ok with Is there a threesome section on these sites? Like, hey, the wife and I would like a third, hopefully with decent to large cans. No drama permitted. 420 ok, but we dont partake. Drinking is a plus. I just wrote my profile you're thinking of aff I thought I remembered Hank being a fan of hookers. I implied I didn't bang Hank in gratitude for his advice because he bargains with his sex workers. That would be on par with being a bad tipper. heh. i'm a firm believer in generous gratuities for service workers, no matter the service. sure i'll try and talk a hooker into no-upcharge-anal but i do that with bartenders and video store clerks too. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 sure i'll try and talk a hooker into no-upcharge-anal but i do that with bartenders and video store clerks too. I mean, who hasn't done that? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 me. i haven't done that. kansas game about to start. watching it alone on a friday night, just where i wanna be. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 me. i haven't done that. kansas game about to start. watching it alone on a friday night, just where i wanna be. Yes, you take anal by accidental force. Go to a bar Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Hookers take it as an insult if you don't try. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I assumed my waitress felt that way when I was last drunk at a bar. That I was trying, I mean. I'm sure I spiraled down into stupidity. She got $25 on $85 though, so, whatever. Don't be cute, don't wear that plaid skirt, don't make eye contact with me. Her fault. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 They're all like, "What? My ass isn't good enough for him?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 "He doesn't know what my upcharge is. Least he could do is ask. Effin pervert." I assume all conversations end with hookers calling the john an effin pervert in their mind 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Paid off my GSP bet today. So close 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 just like mom used to make Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 kansas up 45-16 on towson. really getting after that ass tonight fellas. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 ron, seems like we still kinda won there. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 you're thinking of aff He means Adult Friend Finder. I guess. I mean, I don't know... Never mind. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 They're all like, "What? My ass isn't good enough for him?" Well I certainly wouldn't want to offend anyone. Besides, let's be honest: it almost certainly is. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Nah. Having her pull the beaut's out for 10 seconds for me and the mrs with no exchange of cash woulda been nice. She's fun though and we took that pic and another with her face in it. Hard to believe you single folks can't work stuff like this into your day Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 woman is dressed to taunt Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 He means Adult Friend Finder. I guess. I mean, I don't know... Never mind. I was aware. I assumed that was mostly hookers peddling their wares Link to post Share on other sites
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