Essay21 2,385 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 how is that? he never said he did. never said he voted for anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Now apparently Dan Leotard didn't even have an MVP vote. That's even more Baylish. how is that? he never said he did. never said he voted for anyone. Most of the confusion probably stems from this piece at Deadspin, which is updated to reflect some gun jumping. To be fair, it appears LeBetard was being a little coy/weird on Twitter. Whomever didn't vote for LeBron is either a troll or a fool, and I would lose respect for him either way. Can anyone think of a possible legitimate reason for snubbing Bron? Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 The worst part about this breakup is the cats. Maize and Patches. Patches was the runt of the litter, and despite my not knowing anything about cats or runts or litters, it seems like, yes, her behavior suggests she was absolutely the runt of the litter. She runs all over the place for no reason. She jumps at shadows that don't exist. She suffers from extreme anxiety. She has no idea how to be a cat. "What am I? cat. cat. ornament. flash. cat. collectivesoulwasathing. Cat." Maize is fat as fuuuuuuck. He is a proto-cat, in that he is a classic layabout, a lover of sunbeams and happy laziness and belly-rub-fueled naps. As I write this, he is sleeping in my bedroom on my chest as I type this about him, about him. They are her cats so I will lose them soon enough. Before I leave I shall put Maize on a diet, perhaps Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Hey is that that one guy? The guy from The State? What's his name? Vincent Van Hugecock? Link to post Share on other sites
funyet 53 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I had read that he claimed it. I guess he didn't. I'll give him a listen when I can clear up a spot in my podcast schedule. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I think its hilarious that LeBetard claimed he made the non-LBJ vote. The real guy is some dude from the Boston Globe. He wrote some article about it but I refuse to click it and give him the page views he's so obviously trolling for. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 do advertising firms still have the creative and accounts divisions? has it changed over the years? did it ever work that way? these questions are directed at shake of course Link to post Share on other sites
funyet 53 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 do advertising firms still have the creative and accounts divisions? has it changed over the years? did it ever work that way? these questions are directed at shake of course Shake told me that they do indeed still have creative and accounts. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Has Mad Men taught you nothing? Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 the mystery new guy is chrinestone. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 never heard of him. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 GOD DAMN IT I HAVEN'T BEEN SITTING DOWN FOR THIRTY SECONDS AND ALREADY SOME FAT **** HAS TO COME IN AND SHIT BESIDE ME JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 How do you know he's fat? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 How do you know he's fat? The toilet creaked. He put his foot under the divider. The stall walls bulged. Shake peeked through the glory hole. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 everybody here is fat Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Brv this is what I have. I mow about 1/3 acre of grass in about 45 minutes if I am going quick, 2 hours if I want to drink. Has a nice cup holder, could easily hold a 32 ounce long island ice tea. I have the bag catchers on back now. Plenty of leg room even for a monster like you. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 wait, you have 1/3 an acre of grass, own a tractor, and you make fun of ME for buying things I don't need??? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 oh on a related note I just off handidly checked on salaries at asplundh (tree trimming and such company) and the general cutters make more than I do now. maybe I should just do that? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Speedz is always more concerned about how a woman will look down the road. YOLO, speedz. YOLO. You know, that's a good point. But, if drunk at a bar, it's not like I've ever said no to a woman because of anything beyond that night. I say that like I've had more than a few one night stands. wait, you have 1/3 an acre of grass, own a tractor, and you make fun of ME for buying things I don't need??? I'm more stuck on the fact that it takes him 45 minutes. oh on a related note I just off handidly checked on salaries at asplundh (tree trimming and such company) and the general cutters make more than I do now. maybe I should just do that? Do it on weekends. Might as well get paid for shit you'd do at home for fun. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 screw that I'll do it full time. be better than this bullshit job. wonder if they'd hire someone with no experience other than screwing around with my chainsaw. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm guessing that you're underqualified, overqualified, or too white without being a redneck, and therefore will not get the job. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Haven't you seen the secret of my success? Just show up with your chainsaw, start cutting things and you'll be CEO in no time. You also get to have sex with your aunt. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I am too white. story of my life Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Do you guys have any idea how much 1/3 of an acre of grass is? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 14,520 square feet 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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