vbnautilus 48 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I got mcdonalds for lunch today. they threw in some of those mcbites or whatever without telling me. seemed pretty boring to me, but I had them without sauce. I like their nuggets way more.That's too bad, I expected these to bring chicken eating to new heights of convenience. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 A few weeks (?) later, after another blackberry gets destroyed, the affair-girl can't get in contact with my friend, so she sends her husband to my friends work to tell him to call her . And this sorry SOB is waiting in the parking lot when my friend gets to work, and thinks there's going to a well-earned smackdown of some kind, but no, the oaf just ambles over and tells him to call his wife when he gets a chance.That's...strange. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 That's...strange. It is strange. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 does this sound good? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 she must give some amazing head Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Nicely done, Och. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Btw, Stratosphere, I sent a message to my friend asking for more deets. Even put in a nice little word for ya. Our last correspondance via fb messaging was back in 2008 when she asked me to come over to her apartment and hang a shelve, which I did, so she probably owes me one here. I'll keep you updated. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 well this is can't miss Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Ya, Strat, you might as well put down a non-refundable 6 month deposit on an apartment here because the job is basically yours. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 she must give some amazing headTo the other guy. The husband probably gets mk'd the vast majority of the time. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Ya, Strat, you might as well put down a non-refundable 6 month deposit on an apartment here because the job is basically yours.you have left out some important details Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 He already knows not to live next to smokers. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 lived above a smoker for a year. smoking is pretty much retarded. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 you have left out some important detailsOnly that she hasn't gotten back to me yet, but I'm sure it's all formalities after that and the job is yours. Link to post Share on other sites
mk_superphone 0 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 To the other guy. The husband probably gets mk'd the vast majority of the time.ZINGI'm currently sitting at a bar by myself, before meeting people out, drinking a bells hopslam because I wanted to make sure I got some before this keg goes dry. Kinda look like a loser, kinda feel like a loser.HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I kind of like sitting at a bar by myself. Makes me feel mysterious. Link to post Share on other sites
mk_superphone 0 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I kind of like sitting at a bar by myself. Makes me feel mysterious.Yeah, let's be honest. It's kind of fun. My ladyfrenn was supposed to be going out with her ladyfriends for her bday but decided to have them over to our place instead, and I conveniently live a block away from one of the best bars in the world, according to Forbes magazine. It could be worse. I could live in Virginia. Link to post Share on other sites
mk_superphone 0 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Let me say for the record that I really enjoy the internet explorer acct and pic Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 1. LOL I wish we got a video of Steve's meltdown. I have a feeling this is going to be much like the Lord of the Rings. Steve just dropped the ring in the fire. Now he is going to have another week of nonsensical traveling back home. The story should just end here.2. You allow tenants to smoke in the apartments? That seems odd to me. I'm not even sure if that is legal out here.1. Who doesn't.2. I've never heard of apartments NOT letting smokers in. Even in Cali. Never heard of a "smoke free" apartment complex either but I'm sure if oneexists it's there. Or Seattle. Which is basically Cali North as far as social politics go. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 yeah, I think I might be sticking with this one for a while. liquor stores here only have 312, IPA, and honkers. massive disappointment. I bought lawrence beer instead. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I conveniently live a block away from one of the best bars in the world, according to Forbes magazine.If I wasn't currently studying my ass off as part of what I'm assuming will be a 40-hours-of-studying weekend, I'd do something funny, like writing "Go on...", hoping you tell us what bar you're at, calling said bar, asking for "mk", and yelling something hilariously creative, like "YOU SUCK!" before hanging up. Yup, that's what I would do. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 If I wasn't currently studying my ass off as part of what I'm assuming will be a 40-hours-of-studying weekend, I'd do something funny, like writing "Go on...", hoping you tell us what bar you're at, calling said bar, asking for "mk", and yelling something hilariously creative, like "YOU SUCK!" before hanging up. Yup, that's what I would do.nah, you'd tell him the conversation is over and abruptly hang up. that's what you'd do. Link to post Share on other sites
mk_superphone 0 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 If I wasn't currently studying my ass off as part of what I'm assuming will be a 40-hours-of-studying weekend, I'd do something funny, like writing "Go on...", hoping you tell us what bar you're at, calling said bar, asking for "mk", and yelling something hilariously creative, like "YOU SUCK!" before hanging up. Yup, that's what I would do.You can totally do this. The InternetExplorer has been here. Because he explores. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 yup Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 nah, you'd tell him the conversation is over and abruptly hang up. that's what you'd do.Damnit, you're right. That's the move. Link to post Share on other sites
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