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Boone Pickens is a moron. I often wonder how people like that make all the money while intelligent people such as myself are barely scrapping by. Boone gave $165 million to my school (OSU) so of course he got to speak at commencement. All he talked about was how smoking full filter camels was bad for you and a bunch of other stupid chit. The worst part about was he was by far the best commencement speaker we had that year (GW also graced us with his presence).Why does everyone hate OK?
its pretty easy.that's all i've got because i'm cranky today. you guys are all highly good-looking though.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Boone Pickens is a moron. I often wonder how people like that make all the money while intelligent people such as myself are barely scrapping by. Boone gave $165 million to my school (OSU) so of course he got to speak at commencement. All he talked about was how smoking full filter camels was bad for you and a bunch of other stupid chit. The worst part about was he was by far the best commencement speaker we had that year (GW also graced us with his presence).Why does everyone hate OK?
Because they're small minded and bitter and hate that they paid 3x as much for a house not nearly as nice as mine and don't have a casino within a days drive of said over priced house.
its pretty easy.that's all i've got because i'm cranky today. you guys are all highly good-looking though.
Ahhhh, what's the matter Boo? Need your tummy rubbed?
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Well, I was planning on skipping class today. Til I realized at 12:55 that I had to rewrite an assignment for my whole group and turn it in for a 1PM class. So I did it as fast as I could, showed up about 20 minutes late, and got it in. Basically just slept for the rest of the class.

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I used to love standing on my head. I like letting all the blood rush to my head so I would stand on my head using the wall for support because my balance kinda sucks.I quit doing that though cause it's kinda juvenile.It's been almost 3 weeks now.
i am immediately reminded of an amazing porno featuring gauge. actually, its similar to a lori story, where gauge is getting babysit, and finds her mom's dildo. the guy babysitter then offers her a 'real ****' instead. among the positions includes her showing off stuff she's learned in gymnastics class, including a very difficult headstand-fuck.so in answer to your question renae, yes i am up for role-playing.
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Because they're small minded and bitter and hate that they paid 3x as much for a house not nearly as nice as mine and don't have a casino within a days drive of said over priced house.
QFT, I'm actually driving from Stillwater down to Norman tonight to check out Riverwind. Its my first trip back to a casino since my Vegas trip, so I'm hoping to find a lot of drunk Mexicans/Indians to make some $ off of and then go home with.
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i am immediately reminded of an amazing porno featuring gauge. actually, its similar to a lori story, where gauge is getting babysit, and finds her mom's dildo. the guy babysitter then offers her a 'real ****' instead. among the positions includes her showing off stuff she's learned in gymnastics class, including a very difficult headstand-fuck.so in answer to your question renae, yes i am up for role-playing.
you're a rule breaker sir, plain and simple
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Because they're small minded and bitter and hate that they paid 3x as much for a house not nearly as nice as mine and don't have a casino within a days drive of said over priced house.Ahhhh, what's the matter Boo? Need your tummy rubbed?
is it wrong that i'm more turned on by your correct and eloquent use of "said" than an offer to rub me?well if that's wrong, i don't want to be right.
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i am immediately reminded of an amazing porno featuring gauge. actually, its similar to a lori story, where gauge is getting babysit, and finds her mom's dildo. the guy babysitter then offers her a 'real ****' instead. among the positions includes her showing off stuff she's learned in gymnastics class, including a very difficult headstand-fuck.
go on...
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Because they're small minded and bitter and hate that they paid 3x as much for a house not nearly as nice as mine and don't have a casino within a days drive of said over priced house.
Philosophical questionwould you rather have a 20 room mansion in the middle of Idaho, South Dakota, Montana, North Dakota, or one of those other crappy states or a 1 bedroom condo in a real city?
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i am immediately reminded of an amazing porno featuring gauge. actually, its similar to a lori story, where gauge is getting babysit, and finds her mom's dildo. the guy babysitter then offers her a 'real ****' instead. among the positions includes her showing off stuff she's learned in gymnastics class, including a very difficult headstand-fuck.
Seen it and I thought of the same thing. I saw it at work years ago, and at the time had not heard of Gauge. Her name was not listed in the download. My co-worker and I called her Champ for weeks afterwards. Because she was a champ in that clip.
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is it wrong that i'm more turned on by your correct and eloquent use of "said" than an offer to rub me?
No, it just makes you a pussy.
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Philosophical questionwould you rather have a 20 room mansion in the middle of Idaho, South Dakota, Montana, North Dakota, or one of those other crappy states or a 1 bedroom condo in a real city?
20 room mansion AINEC.
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also of note, this mansion is in the middle of nowhere. an hour from civilization, much like those states I listed.
20 room mansion AINEC.
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well, its in the early part of gauge's career, so she still looks fantastic. this particular scene plays up on her 'innocent' looks, and was a real favourite of mine in the early days of my exposure to porn. for awhile in fact it was one of only three downloaded on my computer, so i probably spunked off to it no less than 3 dozen times....oh wait, that isn't what you meant.
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MK is excluded because he has a 20 bedroom condo smack dab in the middle of Chicago.
I'm not sure it's wise to exclude MK from a philosophical discussion. Besides Wang and his travelling Kirkegaard, I'm not sure anyone else can intelligently discuss philosophy. Immanuel Kant, was a real pissant, who was very rarely stable...
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How the hell can a philosophical question be wrong?
well, thats kinda what makes my response funny.jeez, I hate having to explain it, because then Theraflu will come in here telling me I'm unfunny and full of myself.how bout, personally, I like being in the hustle and bustle of it all.
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QFT, I'm actually driving from Stillwater down to Norman tonight to check out Riverwind. Its my first trip back to a casino since my Vegas trip, so I'm hoping to find a lot of drunk Mexicans/Indians to make some $ off of and then go home with.
Why would you make money off them and then go home with them? Shouldn't you just go back to Stillwater? :i really am the last one who should be correcting grammar face:Riverwind is nicer than I expected it to be. I've only been once and we didn't play poker when we were there but I'm hoping to get back soon to check it out. The room looks nice. It's pretty big and there seemed to be a good spread of games going on. Good luck. No matter how drunk you get, don't put a $20 in that stupid Star Wars slot machine. Han Solo is a prick. That mother fucker shows up all over that screen until he gets your money. Then he disappears like a $2 hooker looking for her crack pipe.
is it wrong that i'm more turned on by your correct and eloquent use of "said" than an offer to rub me?well if that's wrong, i don't want to be right.
Did I ever tell you I was an English major? You give me naughty T-bill talk and I'll diagram a sentence for you naked.
Philosophical questionwould you rather have a 20 room mansion in the middle of Idaho, South Dakota, Montana, North Dakota, or one of those other crappy states or a 1 bedroom condo in a real city?
Yet you consistently bitch about how much you hate your real city.
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No, it just makes you a pussy.
:wishing he had the basis to disagree:
MK is excluded because he has a 20 bedroom condo smack dab in the middle of Chicago.
the mk jokes of the past few days have been exceptionally good-looking, and of course led my mexman.i think the 20-room mansion is an easy choice. a tougher question would be a decent 2-3 bedroom in a city, or a more luxurious 5-6 bedroom out in crapsville.if we're talking about a 20-room mansion, there's a helluva lot of fun stuff you can do there.
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You consistently bitch about how much you hate your real city.
no, I hate FL mostly because of the old people and hypocrisy (sp?) of the gambling laws, but I like being in a big city. Small towns have less sluts per capita, and I need lots of sluts so I can swing the bat and get laid more often. I've confused myself. I don't know what I like better, but I know I don't wanna drive an hour for a Wendy's shake at midnight while I'm driving home drunk.
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Why would you make money off them and then go home with them? Shouldn't you just go back to Stillwater? :
BecauseI have already slept with all the drunk Mexican/Indian boys girls people in Stillwater.
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well, thats kinda what makes my response funny.jeez, I hate having to explain it, because then Theraflu will come in here telling me I'm unfunny and full of myself.
you sir, are a true gentleman.
Did I ever tell you I was an English major?
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