I Called In Sick Today

[tyfgine 0]

At the bottom there is a place to "search topic" which allows you to search for any terms within the thread. Most of my searching is through the search function, but the key is to filter by member name and show results as posts.

That is awesome, but I feel like an idiot for never noticing that before.

[CardWarfare 4]

I can't even tell you the last time I had to limit myself to 55 on the damn Thruway, took me two hours to get here. I'm in East Syracuse off Bridge St.

i love the thruway.. i used to set records with how fast i'd get from albany to the bridges.. of course, once you hit the bridges, all of your dreams of getting home early go up in uncontrollable flames

Alright, theoretical question for you guys.

find some pics of either some dude or one of your friends that the girl semi-knows. make a fake account. request her friendship. look at pics. touch it.<== e-creep extraordinaire

I think that most of us already have this kind of job; if we didn't this thread would have fewer pages and would come alive in the evenings...GASP. We'd be the Hideout!

hiyooooo!

I just got a new laptop.It has a built in video camera.I know at least 6 of you just sprung wood.

the intensity of this one should count for 2 people. the size should count for .35 persons

I've never been with an asian before, I'm stiff with anticipation.

ahem. halfie right here

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

i didn't post the pictures I alluded at and the thread is pissed

FYP

[mrdannyg 274]

At the bottom there is a place to "search topic" which allows you to search for any terms within the thread. Most of my searching is through the search function, but the key is to filter by member name and show results as posts.

This is awesome

FYP

thats pretty funny actually - i had your quote in my wrap-up, but i didn't see your name at the bottom, and didn't think anyone else remembered, so i took it out.to reward your excellent memory, i'll put up a picture or two of me and my sister when i have a second. actually i just remembered that you need some sort of photo-hosting thing to do so, so i can't. if a second person cares enough to see a non-descript picture of me and my sister, PM me an email address, i'll send pics, and you can host them.

[mrdannyg 274]

what say you, Hobbesian one?

[Hobbes 1]

Stupid Hobbes storyWhen I was 21 I won two free nights at a South Lake Tahoe (where the casinos are) hotel from a radio station. I didn't know what kind of room I was getting or anything like that, but I invited some friends to come along anyway because it was all free. Only two people were able to make it since it had to be during the week and not on the weekend. One was a good friend of mine (Chris) and the other was a girl that I was off and on together with for a long time (the girl from my clueless prom story).(Quick background: my parents are religious and very strict about things like pre-marital sex and therefore did not believe I engaged in any such activities.)So as we're organizing the trip, the only thing we are really wondering about is whether there will be one bed or two in this room. If there are two beds, my friend gets his own bed and the girl and I get the other bed. If there is only one bed, it could be weird. We didn't care about anything else regarding the room because the only time we were going to be in the room was to sleep. As it turned out, there were two beds, so we were happy.Fast forward to after the trip and I am out to lunch with my mom and another friend of mine and his mom. His mom asks me how the room was. Brilliant guy that I am, I say, "It was good, it came with two rooms so Chris didn't have to sleep on the floor or anything."Comment hangs in the air as I try to maintain my poker face all while wondering if my Mom picked up on that.The other mom asks me something else and I quickly try to answer, but am cut off by my mom saying, "Wait, there were three of you."

[zimmer4141 0]

Zimmer4141@hotmail.com if you still need it.

[Hobbes 1]

what say you, Hobbesian one?

I could do it...

Zimmer4141@hotmail.com if you still need it.

...but it looks like you got a customer already.

[speedz99 145]

The other mom asks me something else and I quickly try to answer, but am cut off by my mom saying, "Wait, there were three of you."

oopsGetting caught in lies during high school was always fun.

[Hobbes 1]

oopsGetting caught in lies during high school was always fun.

When I was 21

And I was living on my own at the time and yet it still worried me what my mom would think.

[zimmer4141 0]

And I was living on my own at the time and yet it still worried me what my mom would think.

Don't feel bad, my mom still does that and she's in her 40s. When we bought a new car (Toyota Matrix, nothing fancy) earlier this year, she considered parking the car at a friend's house when my grandma came to visit.

[ricker 0]

This is why it's healthy to not speak to your parents....that way you don't have to worry what they think about you at all

[Hobbes 1]

Getting caught in lies during high school was always fun.

That reminds me of a good high school story like that.A bunch of us go out to San Francisco one night because one of our friends (Jason) who had to move away right before our senior year was back in town for a couple days. I drove my mom's car because it fit a lot of people, but we still took two cars. He brought his new girlfriend with him, so of course we were introducing her to our juvenile ways by making as many inappropriate comments as possible. One guy went to the bathroom and bought a condom from one of those vending machines and thinks it will be funny to give it to him during dinner. Jason was not amused.We are driving home on the freeway and they pull up next to us and Jason flings the condom at us and that's the end of that.The next morning my mom comes home from church with a serious look on her face and a brown paper bag in her hand. She says, "Do we need to have a talk?" reaches into the bag, and pulls out the very condom that got thrown from the car. Apparently the condom actually flew from one car into my mom's car and nobody noticed it. Until she found it lying on the floor of the car the next morning.I told her the story exactly as it really happened.She didn't buy it.

[speedz99 145]

And I was living on my own at the time and yet it still worried me what my mom would think.

:legit laugh out loud because i feel your pain:

Don't feel bad, my mom still does that and she's in her 40s. When we bought a new car (Toyota Matrix, nothing fancy) earlier this year, she considered parking the car at a friend's house when my grandma came to visit.

When my dad bought his new car he had to tell my grandmother it was a gift from his company.

She didn't buy it.

They never do, my friend. They never do.

[Hobbes 1]

They never do, my friend. They never do.

Her sarcastic reply, "So then I can just throw this away, right?"

[mrdannyg 274]

Zimmer4141@hotmail.com if you still need it.

thanks - will get on that. do i need to blab again about how you guys shouldn't look forward to these, or do you get it?

I could do it......but it looks like you got a customer already.

haha - i actually just saw you typing for awhile, so i thought i'd be a clever calvin and say you were going to post before it happened, thereby looking like i could predict the future.

This is why it's healthy to not speak to your parents....that way you don't have to worry what they think about you at all

finally, someone says what i want to hear.oh, and you'll all be happy to hear that i've hit every single flop for the last hour. flopping an ace when i have one and a set when i've got a pair. after the last two weeks of crazy-horribleness, its kind of nice.

[MisterB 2]

So i remember the first time my mom found me with condoms.I had this Navy Blue sports jacket that was 2 sizes too small for me to wear, so why wouldnt the inside pocket work for storing valuables? Well turns out it was my grandpas size and she wanted to send it to him, found the condoms etc. I come home from school and see the blazer hanging on the closet handle, i freak, reach in the pocket. mockus. walk around the corner and theyre sitting on the table like Exhibit AOne line and my mother never said a word after that."Would you prefer I did'nt use condoms? At least im being safe"She tells all my girlfriends the story to this day and prolly will till shes senile in some 2000 a month nursing home. God Bless my mother.

[Randy Reed 0]

Stupid Hobbes storyWhen I was 21 I won two free nights at a South Lake Tahoe (where the casinos are) hotel from a radio station. I didn't know what kind of room I was getting or anything like that, but I invited some friends to come along anyway because it was all free. Only two people were able to make it since it had to be during the week and not on the weekend. One was a good friend of mine (Chris) and the other was a girl that I was off and on together with for a long time (the girl from my clueless prom story).(Quick background: my parents are religious and very strict about things like pre-marital sex and therefore did not believe I engaged in any such activities.)So as we're organizing the trip, the only thing we are really wondering about is whether there will be one bed or two in this room. If there are two beds, my friend gets his own bed and the girl and I get the other bed. If there is only one bed, it could be weird. We didn't care about anything else regarding the room because the only time we were going to be in the room was to sleep. As it turned out, there were two beds, so we were happy.Fast forward to after the trip and I am out to lunch with my mom and another friend of mine and his mom. His mom asks me how the room was. Brilliant guy that I am, I say, "It was good, it came with two rooms so Chris didn't have to sleep on the floor or anything."Comment hangs in the air as I try to maintain my poker face all while wondering if my Mom picked up on that.The other mom asks me something else and I quickly try to answer, but am cut off by my mom saying, "Wait, there were three of you."

Uh oh, time for the sex talk. Wait you're 21 and she still hadn't had the sex talk? Uh mine either.

That reminds me of a good high school story like that.A bunch of us go out to San Francisco one night because one of our friends (Jason) who had to move away right before our senior year was back in town for a couple days. I drove my mom's car because it fit a lot of people, but we still took two cars. He brought his new girlfriend with him, so of course we were introducing her to our juvenile ways by making as many inappropriate comments as possible. One guy went to the bathroom and bought a condom from one of those vending machines and thinks it will be funny to give it to him during dinner. Jason was not amused.We are driving home on the freeway and they pull up next to us and Jason flings the condom at us and that's the end of that.The next morning my mom comes home from church with a serious look on her face and a brown paper bag in her hand. She says, "Do we need to have a talk?" reaches into the bag, and pulls out the very condom that got thrown from the car. Apparently the condom actually flew from one car into my mom's car and nobody noticed it. Until she found it lying on the floor of the car the next morning.I told her the story exactly as it really happened.She didn't buy it.

When I was little I was found in the bathroom with my brother having a war with a box of springs, rubber bands and tampons. You should have seen the look on my mom's face.

[CardWarfare 4]

Uh oh, time for the sex talk. Wait you're 21 and she still hadn't had the sex talk? Uh mine either.

yeah, you still haven't gotten around to that with me either pops.. i guess it's too late now

[Hobbes 1]

The Dodgers are playing the Twins in a three-game series starting today. Lolli and I have an avatar/title/signature bet based on who wins the series (she wins if the Twins win, I win if the Dodgers win obviously). Who will you be rooting for?

[MisterB 2]

The Dodgers are playing the Twins in a three-game series starting today. Lolli and I have an avatar/title/signature bet based on who wins the series (she wins if the Twins win, I win if the Dodgers win obviously). Who will you be rooting for?

Meh itd be nice to see a tie, you guys want a rainout? I can get you a rainout.What a great movie, meat.

[tyfgine 0]

Man, this is a slow, slow day.Hobbes-esque Story from High School:One of my good friends Shane was the type of guy who would drink anything, all night long, just booze it up. But he was also one of those guys who does not smoke or do drugs, and never ever will. And if you were smoking weed around him, he would make all these lame comments about you being a stoner, or how lame smoking is, just kind of being a **** about it. So we would always smoke around him just to be funny. One day at school, we took his mom's minivan to lunch. I rolled a fake joint with binder paper and leaves and pretended to smoke it with my friend in the back. So we just laugh it off and I throw the "joint" out of the window. Or so I thought.Turns out his mom found the "joint" in the car a few days later and he got a huge lecture about smoking the pot. We all thought it was hilarious because he was the most anti-smoking/drug people ever, and his parents thought he was a stoner.To this day we still quote his mom: "Shane, are you smoking the pot?"Goodtimes.

[CardWarfare 4]

The Dodgers are playing the Twins in a three-game series starting today. Lolli and I have an avatar/title/signature bet based on who wins the series (she wins if the Twins win, I win if the Dodgers win obviously). Who will you be rooting for?

if the bet is that she changes her sig/av to be scantily clad pictures of herself, dodgerblue all the way...

[Hobbes 1]

"Shane, are you smoking the pot?"

Haha, good times indeed.

if the bet is that she changes her sig/av to be scantily clad pictures of herself, dodgerblue all the way...

If the Dodgers win, I can change her sig/av to whatever I want.

[tyfgine 0]

If the Dodgers win, I can change her sig/av to whatever I want.

Go Dodgers!!!Eleven!!BBQ!!one!