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Good luck. I like "not much work with lots of overtime." Does that mean you would end up being at the job getting paid for a lot of hours, but not really working?
I think that most of us already have this kind of job; if we didn't this thread would have fewer pages and would come alive in the evenings...GASP. We'd be the Hideout!-----------------------------------Now that you've hit your sexual peak, how long do you like to go for, Lolli?
About 45 minutes or so
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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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brilliant Idaho, just brilliant.Hobbes, yeah, apparently, the job doesn't have a ton of work, but someone always has to be there type of thing, and after a hurricane, tons of hours can be had for nearly $50 bucks an hour.It has to do with a power company, and I need to learn some electrical stuff by Thursday, so internet is my friend. The rest of the stuff is standard S.A.T. stuff, basic deductive reasoning. I'm not a complete dummy, so thats something.

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Now that you've hit your sexual peak, how long do you like to go for, Lolli?
Be honest...
I don't know how you find all these old posts so fast, but it's good stuff
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I don't know how you find all these old posts so fast, but it's good stuff
I only know where page 274 is. Everything else is gravy.
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I just got a new laptop.It has a built in video camera.I know at least 6 of you just sprung wood.
I'm instantly convinced that you'll say you'll post video later in the week and then not follow through.:scorned lover face:
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I'm instantly convinced that you'll say you'll post video later in the week and then not follow through.:scorned lover face:
:laughing because torture is funny face:I think at this point I'll have to do it sooner or later.
It's kinda slow in here, so is everyone OK with me just talking for everyone else?
I'm gonna be gone for about a week...I give you permission to speak for me.
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I just got a new laptop.It has a built in video camera.I know at least 6 of you just sprung wood.
:raises hand face:Speedz raised everything else important for me
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I just got a new laptop.It has a built in video camera.I know at least 6 of you just sprung wood.
Oh dog, my prayers have been answered.
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not at all. it's much easier than responding myself.
Cool. So, maybe I should keep this private, but Mrs. Hobbes told me about what you two have been doing.
I like to sneak in whenever you aren't looking.
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:laughing because torture is funny face:I think at this point I'll have to do it sooner or later.
Preferably sooner, because the person that wants it isn't around and then I get to bargain your pic for serious value.:have I said too much face:
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I wonder if I should regret showing Hobbes how to search the thread. Will this come back to bite me on the ass?
too late
sshhhhhhhhh it's suppose to be a secret
Oops, sorry.
Lying is fun!
Is it getting old yet?
Please end the madness.
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So this is what a tax accountant does from April 15-January 1st, eh?
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Last week my highschool sweetheart who I haven't seen or spoken to in 10 years got intouch with me on myspace. We chatted a bit back and forth and I was helping him try to set up his page. he is new to the whole internet posting world. I told him about photobucket and linked him to my album to show him how it works. When i came into work this morning I found an email from him asking why I had porn pics in my album. Now you have to realize that he knew me back when I was quiet, shy and virginal. I tried to explain that they were just random pictures I had posted on poker sites and hadn't deleted, but now I think he believes I'm a gambling degenerate that loves porn. There really aren't that many porn pics there but I guess his image of me is as a complete innocent. I've changed alot since highschool but I still hold the same values. I want to renew our friendship but I'm not sure if he'll approve of me now. Oh well, I'm not gonna lose sleep over it. http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/catcja/

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I think he believes I'm a gambling degenerate that loves porn.
Wait, a girl that is a gambling degenerate and loves porn? And he thinks that's a bad thing?He didn't take spend the weekends over at his priest's house, did he?
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I tried to explain that they were just random pictures I had posted on poker sites and hadn't deleted, but now I think he believes I'm a gambling degenerate that loves porn.
oh the horror
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Preferably sooner, because the person that wants it isn't around and then I get to bargain your pic for serious value.:have I said too much face:
Wait...it isn't you?
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