pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I was playing at ub last week in a 50 cent a dollar nl game and guess who I ran into, Phil Hellmuth the guy I cleaned out about 2 times before. Its stuff like this that gets me wound up, this quote he said If there wasnt luck involved i would win every time or something like that. When I ran into him again I just had to teach him another lesson you cant beat the best Phil, and the best is me. About 20 minutes into the game, I get dealt a 3 8 suited of spades, Phil starts the betting he bets a dollar I raise a dollar, Phil calls the flop comes 7 of spades 9 of spades and a king of hearts, Phil bets a dollar i go all in, and Phil calls we flip are cards up and Phil has ace king big slick he says and I say 8 high flush draw, the turn comes a ace of diomands and then the river comes a jack of spades I hit my flush. Phil just goes bullistic saying how could you go all in on a 8 high flush draw and I say Phil I new it would hit because im the best poker player in the world. This now makes it 3 times a beat Phil at ub and you know why, its because i'm the best poker player in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
BustedAces 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Wow, you totally rocked his world. I bet you cleaned out his bankroll.ps can i have your autograph? Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 not this again Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 As a matter of fact i did teach that discrunteld poker player a lesson. Link to post Share on other sites
DCWildcat 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Hmm. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 Hmm, ? I dont speak sputnick Link to post Share on other sites
junkky 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 u are a clown keep on playing like that u will get rich real quick! Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 I DONT NEED TO MAKE MONEY, THE GOVERMENT PAYS ME DISABILITY FUNDS FOR MY LEG. Link to post Share on other sites
MSR 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I missed you man Link to post Share on other sites
junkky 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I DONT NEED TO MAKE MONEY, THE GOVERMENT PAYS ME DISABILITY FUNDS FOR MY LEG.HOW DO U SPELL LOSER LOSER LOSER! Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 My friend told me a idea when we were working together at the mill, I was telling him i was on a little bit of a bad streak in poker, so he sugested perposly injuring myself so the goverment gives me money. Any ways god bless the canadian goverment and workers comp. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 Droping the beam on my leg was the best thing I have ever done, The goverments stakeing me permenently and if i lose its on them. Link to post Share on other sites
superchuck 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 goverNment Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 I hope your parents are proud paying 60 grand on your education, For you to correct spelling errors. They must be proud there kids a spelling corrector. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 What kind of wages do forum spelling correctors make these days. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 To everybody who works hard at there job, theres an easier way then busting your but, you can always drop a beam on your leg like i did and let workers comp pay your bills, or you can become a forum spelling corrector like my good friend SUPERCHUCK. He makes a nice living just ask him. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 Weres my good friend with the phd in forum spelling correction. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 He must be on duty policeing the forum, I hope the local forum mountie racks up some arrests tonight. I will sleep alot better tonight knowing hes protecting me from spelling errors. Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 DUMBESTPOSTEVER! Link to post Share on other sites
pokerstarben 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 Thanks for responding to my post Norman I find your insite to my post shattering. Keep up the good work Norman and you can become SUPERCHUCKS new deputy. Link to post Share on other sites
ahosang 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 To everybody who works hard at there job, theres an easier way then busting your but, you can always drop a beam on your leg like i did and let workers comp pay your bills, or you can become a forum spelling corrector like my good friend SUPERCHUCK. He makes a nice living just ask him.Wouldn't it be less painful to just become a good poker player and pay the bills, rather than dropping beams on your legs? Link to post Share on other sites
Duff_Man 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 You need to be shot out of a cannon that's pointed at the ground. Link to post Share on other sites
cb04 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 lol this guy is funny. Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 ahahhahahahey, do the world a favor and drop another beam on ur balls. Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 you are most likely the dumbest person in this forum. keep going all in on 8 high flush draws! thats the way to play poker! people like you are the reason all of our bankrolls fatten up. keep up the good work and thanks again for moving in on us as the underdog, it makes our poker that much easier. just remember a 35% chance of making your flush which means you will hit it almost every time!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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