grocery_mony 8 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 I was working on a roof today and a pigeon shit on my shoulder. Thats pretty much how this week has gone. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 hehe funny stuff. That reminds me, is that show Big Love still on. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 I was working on a roof today and a pigeon shit on my shoulder. Thats pretty much how this week has gone.Ha!I house I used to live in one of those southern type houses that had an attic with access to all of outdoors through these wood slats, something about air moving through in summer to keep it cooler or some bullshit, only good it did was give a ton of noisy ass pigeons a home. I got arrested one night when I pulled my gun on some dudes that showed up at my house claiming I stole their keg. As the pigs are walking me down my front steps, a pigeon let out a well timed shit which hit the gestapo agent escorting me squarely on the upper chest and badge area. He was not amused when I said "See, even the pigeons think this arrest is shit." Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Ha!I house I used to live in one of those southern type houses that had an attic with access to all of outdoors through these wood slats, something about air moving through in summer to keep it cooler or some bullshit, only good it did was give a ton of noisy ass pigeons a home. I got arrested one night when I pulled my gun on some dudes that showed up at my house claiming I stole their keg. As the pigs are walking me down my front steps, a pigeon let out a well timed shit which hit the gestapo agent escorting me squarely on the upper chest and badge area. He was not amused when I said "See, even the pigeons think this arrest is shit."pigeons are dirty filthy fucking flying rats. They shit where they live Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Man, I can't tolerate even one woman long enough to get married, let alone a plurality. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 hehe nice check callPokerStars Game #21851395887: Tournament #119105438, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2008/11/08 0:11:46 ETTable '119105438 1' 6-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 2: Farmerboy444 (3135 in chips) Seat 5: grocery_mony (5865 in chips) Farmerboy444: posts the ante 25grocery_mony: posts the ante 25grocery_mony: posts small blind 100Farmerboy444: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to grocery_mony [Tc 7c]grocery_mony: calls 100Farmerboy444: checks *** FLOP *** [7d 4h 4d]Farmerboy444: checks grocery_mony: checks *** TURN *** [7d 4h 4d] [3h]Farmerboy444: checks grocery_mony: bets 200Farmerboy444: calls 200*** RIVER *** [7d 4h 4d 3h] [7h]Farmerboy444: checks grocery_mony: bets 400Farmerboy444: calls 400*** SHOW DOWN ***grocery_mony: shows [Tc 7c] (a full house, Sevens full of Fours)Farmerboy444: shows [6h 5h] (a straight flush, Three to Seven)Farmerboy444 collected 1650 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1650 | Rake 0 Board [7d 4h 4d 3h 7h]Seat 2: Farmerboy444 (big blind) showed [6h 5h] and won (1650) with a straight flush, Three to SevenSeat 5: grocery_mony (button) (small blind) showed [Tc 7c] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Fours Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 ?I swear to god it said your retarded. Just like in Jeepsters avatar but i dont know what the heck happened between that and when i posted it. Now I do feel like an idiot, especially three days later.edit: I reread it and I was laughing at his missuse of your and you're sorry I will get outta here again. Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Happy Saturday Hideout! Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Happy Saturday Hideout!That Lynrd Skynrd song is playing in my head right now. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 That Lynrd Skynrd song is playing in my head right now.Black Betty? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Black Betty?That Smell Link to post Share on other sites
Buckwheat 0 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Black Betty?racist Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 racist Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 LOLYou never disappoint Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Black Betty?Ram Jam, not Skynard.Actually, for a pretty awesome Skynard song few people have actually heard, use your favorite 'borrowing' software to grab "Red, White, and Blue". Killer song, and I've never been much of a Skynard fan, so that's a lot coming from me. And before anyone panics, my distaste for Skynard comes from years of bouncing in nightclubs with cover bands coupled with my long stint DJing in strip clubs. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and imagine the girl on stage when Skynard is playing.. yeah, it's not a pretty image 9 times out of 10. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 God this is genius: Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Remember when Lebron James was in high school his mom gave him a Hummer? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 ooooo:Shes back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Loved seeing Seth Green getting leveled againweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Shes back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Loved seeing Seth Green getting leveled againweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeI don't get it. Pleezsplainkthxbye. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I don't get it. Pleezsplainkthxbye.watch entourage kthnxywbye Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Happy Saturday Hideout!It's this exactly immorality and disrespect for Tide traditions and decency that got Mike Price Fired, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 And before anyone panics, my distaste for Skynard comes from years of bouncing in nightclubs with cover bands coupled with my long stint DJing in strip clubs. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and imagine the girl on stage when Skynard is playing.. yeah, it's not a pretty image 9 times out of 10.You don't have to apologize for your Skynard hate to me, friend. Now, instead, take a deep breath, close your eyes, and imagine a girl on stage when "Closer" is playing. That's right, she's ****ing hot.Not that I like Nails. I hate nails. But I love me some girls who love nails Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 You don't have to apologize for your Skynard hate to me, friend. Now, instead, take a deep breath, close your eyes, and imagine a girl on stage when "Closer" is playing. That's right, she's ****ing hot.Not that I like Nails. I hate nails. But I love me some girls who love nailsI read an interview with trent shortly after that song was released and became an industry standard in strip clubs. He said he was going to call his next cd "Music For Titty Bars." Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 It's this exactly immorality and disrespect for Tide traditions and decency that got Mike Price Fired, sir.Heh.. Remember I don't live too far from Oregon State University, where Mike Price earned the chance to f*ck up a major program. I can tell you that just by him wearing Alabama warm ups and screaming "ROLL TIDE!" in a hotel room with hookers was a major overachievement careerwise for Mr. Price. <shedding tear> Dammit I'm almost proud. He could have tread water for 2 years and been shown the door, forgotten forever.. But no! He'll live on forever in infamy, a textbook example of what anyone with 2 brain cells ought not to do with their freetime after being handed the reigns of a bible belt football power house.God Bless the USA! Link to post Share on other sites
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