FCPHA: Big Table in the Back

[dna4ever 2]

geeesus 25 million dollar all in preflop RACE JJ vs AK for about a million dollar difference in payout, PUKE

[Nikki_N 17]

"Wolverine's gay. That fat guy told me he is."

[dolfan 0]

Name: Terry Alan RushNickname: Chicken (Hicken), AlInBorn: 8-2-77 in Ashland, KYLives: Hickenville, TN (AKA Nashville)Family: Married (Denny) with two kids – Bethany (13) and Brandon (8)Job: Sales Consultant for a printer supply company or something of the sortWould fuck: ShaverWould marry: JerseyWould kill: RenaeWould teabag: SpiceWould sacrifice his life for: AllieWould get assraped by: KristenLikes: 80’s hair metal, Heineken Light, doing it with his sisters, his cousins, and his cousins’ cousins, being the center of attention, drinking and playing above his limits, and being PM’d for more info (trust me, he loves this – PM dna4ever to find out more)Dislikes: reading, writing, arithmetic, grammar, punctuation, spelling, basically anything that requires more than a second grade level of knowledge, paying for music, and giving money to the homelessBio:I am of a sanguine disposition that Alan will acquiesce to a principally benevolent mimicry of the minimal blemishes on an otherwise irreproachable temperament which has heretofore gone unrivaled in a multitude of intrinsic merits. Over/under on how long it takes Alan to figure out that sentence is set at 7.5 minutes. Place your bets.Alan is one of the movers and shakers here at FCP, let alone this thread. In addition to being totally internet famous, he’s also been given the power of being a moderator on the forum and has been the longtime coordinator for the Neg-O weekly tournament, which he often plays while wearing his signed FCP hat and hockey jersey. And to top it all off, he even arranged for a group of us to meet and hang out with Daniel in Vegas last year. To put it simply, there’s no other creepy internet fanboy who spends quite as much time wrapped around Daniel Negreanu’s dick as Alan.But it’s not only Daniel’s attention that AlIn craves. He's constantly looking for anyone to talk to or about him. You could post, “Alan is a narcissistic, illiterate hick and I hope he dies” and he’d be happy just to see his name mentioned. But, please, those sorts of posts are unnecessary and inappropriate and if I see any of you posting filth like that, I’m going to PM dna4ever and get the post deleted immediately and you’re ass will be banned. He’s a mod, you know, he’s got the power. Alan thinks he’s learned how to use his ignorance to posture as humor, but he’s fooling nobody. How many times has he posted something, been called out, and then claimed he was just making a joke anyway? Some have called it subtle genius. Others attribute it to him being a hick. But most think it just makes him an unfunny e-dick. Here’s the thing, though. Once you get past his awful sense of humor, his inferior level of intelligence, his blatant self-love, his abuse of forum power, and his ridiculous porn ‘stache, you find a semi-tolerable person. In all truth, Alan’s a great guy. If you know him well enough, you understand how much he cares about his loved ones. His involvement in his children’s lives shows how seriously he takes his role as a father and he’s dedicated himself to making Denny happy. As a friend, I can also vouch for his commitment to his friends and how genuine he is in real life, despite how he may come off online. Now we just have to convince his wife to do an Ask Denny Day so we can finally solve the mystery of how the hell this humongous dork managed to seal that deal.

[tall0n 1]

Damn it Tim! I want a devonshire sandwich!

[SAM_Hard8 50]

evening folksof to catch up

[jeff_536 3]

Bubba the Love Sponge is going to Toronto. fyi.

please keep him down there.Kthanx

[tall0n 1]

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy

[lvpro 0]

Name: Terry Alan RushHere’s the thing, though. Once you get past his awful sense of humor, his inferior level of intelligence, his blatant self-love, his abuse of forum power, and his ridiculous porn ‘stache, you find a semi-tolerable person.

Awesome. You slay me, Brett.

[dna4ever 2]

Name: Terry Alan RushNickname: Chicken (Hicken), AlInBorn: 8-2-77 in Ashland, KYLives: Hickenville, TN (AKA Nashville)Family: Married (Denny) with two kids – Bethany (13) and Brandon (8)Job: Sales Consultant for a printer supply company or something of the sortWould fuck: ShaverWould marry: JerseyWould kill: RenaeWould teabag: SpiceWould sacrifice his life for: AllieWould get assraped by: KristenLikes: 80’s hair metal, Heineken Light, doing it with his sisters, his cousins, and his cousins’ cousins, being the center of attention, drinking and playing above his limits, and being PM’d for more info (trust me, he loves this – PM dna4ever to find out more)Dislikes: reading, writing, arithmetic, grammar, punctuation, spelling, basically anything that requires more than a second grade level of knowledge, paying for music, and giving money to the homelessBio:I am of a sanguine disposition that Alan will acquiesce to a principally benevolent mimicry of the minimal blemishes on an otherwise irreproachable temperament which has heretofore gone unrivaled in a multitude of intrinsic merits. Over/under on how long it takes Alan to figure out that sentence is set at 7.5 minutes. Place your bets.Alan is one of the movers and shakers here at FCP, let alone this thread. In addition to being totally internet famous, he’s also been given the power of being a moderator on the forum and has been the longtime coordinator for the Neg-O weekly tournament, which he often plays while wearing his signed FCP hat and hockey jersey. And to top it all off, he even arranged for a group of us to meet and hang out with Daniel in Vegas last year. To put it simply, there’s no other creepy internet fanboy who spends quite as much time wrapped around Daniel Negreanu’s dick as Alan.But it’s not only Daniel’s attention that AlIn craves. He's constantly looking for anyone to talk to or about him. You could post, “Alan is a narcissistic, illiterate hick and I hope he dies” and he’d be happy just to see his name mentioned. But, please, those sorts of posts are unnecessary and inappropriate and if I see any of you posting filth like that, I’m going to PM dna4ever and get the post deleted immediately and you’re ass will be banned. He’s a mod, you know, he’s got the power. Alan thinks he’s learned how to use his ignorance to posture as humor, but he’s fooling nobody. How many times has he posted something, been called out, and then claimed he was just making a joke anyway? Some have called it subtle genius. Others attribute it to him being a hick. But most think it just makes him an unfunny e-dick. Here’s the thing, though. Once you get past his awful sense of humor, his inferior level of intelligence, his blatant self-love, his abuse of forum power, and his ridiculous porn ‘stache, you find a semi-tolerable person. In all truth, Alan’s a great guy. If you know him well enough, you understand how much he cares about his loved ones. His involvement in his children’s lives shows how seriously he takes his role as a father and he’s dedicated himself to making Denny happy. As a friend, I can also vouch for his commitment to his friends and how genuine he is in real life, despite how he may come off online. Now we just have to convince his wife to do an Ask Denny Day so we can finally solve the mystery of how the hell this humongous dork managed to seal that deal.

i almost stopped reading past that first sentence cause I was afraid the whole bio was going to be like that and as much as I wanted to read about myself it really just wasnt worth it.

[Jadaki 0]

I lost a few minutes playing out this scenario in my head. It was super hot. We could make a few bucks with it, too.

Our big strip club here has a shower stage, JS.

[dolfan 0]

i almost stopped reading past that first sentence cause I was afraid the whole bio was going to be like that and as much as I wanted to read about myself it really just wasnt worth it.

My first thought was to do the whole thing that way, but it would have taken forfuckingever.

[dna4ever 2]

My first thought was to do the whole thing that way, but it would have taken forfuckingever.

new sig btw, just think ... you are now semi famous yourself just by association with every post i make. and mind you there are a shit ton of em. you shall now not only be my brother, but my internet famous protege as well. congratulations sir

[Painter567 0]

Name: Terry Alan RushNickname: Chicken (Hicken), AlInBorn: 8-2-77 in Ashland, KYLives: Hickenville, TN (AKA Nashville)Family: Married (Denny) with two kids – Bethany (13) and Brandon (8)Job: Sales Consultant for a printer supply company or something of the sortWould fuck: ShaverWould marry: JerseyWould kill: RenaeWould teabag: SpiceWould sacrifice his life for: AllieWould get assraped by: KristenLikes: 80’s hair metal, Heineken Light, doing it with his sisters, his cousins, and his cousins’ cousins, being the center of attention, drinking and playing above his limits, and being PM’d for more info (trust me, he loves this – PM dna4ever to find out more)Dislikes: reading, writing, arithmetic, grammar, punctuation, spelling, basically anything that requires more than a second grade level of knowledge, paying for music, and giving money to the homelessBio:I am of a sanguine disposition that Alan will acquiesce to a principally benevolent mimicry of the minimal blemishes on an otherwise irreproachable temperament which has heretofore gone unrivaled in a multitude of intrinsic merits. Over/under on how long it takes Alan to figure out that sentence is set at 7.5 minutes. Place your bets.Alan is one of the movers and shakers here at FCP, let alone this thread. In addition to being totally internet famous, he’s also been given the power of being a moderator on the forum and has been the longtime coordinator for the Neg-O weekly tournament, which he often plays while wearing his signed FCP hat and hockey jersey. And to top it all off, he even arranged for a group of us to meet and hang out with Daniel in Vegas last year. To put it simply, there’s no other creepy internet fanboy who spends quite as much time wrapped around Daniel Negreanu’s dick as Alan.But it’s not only Daniel’s attention that AlIn craves. He's constantly looking for anyone to talk to or about him. You could post, “Alan is a narcissistic, illiterate hick and I hope he dies” and he’d be happy just to see his name mentioned. But, please, those sorts of posts are unnecessary and inappropriate and if I see any of you posting filth like that, I’m going to PM dna4ever and get the post deleted immediately and you’re ass will be banned. He’s a mod, you know, he’s got the power. Alan thinks he’s learned how to use his ignorance to posture as humor, but he’s fooling nobody. How many times has he posted something, been called out, and then claimed he was just making a joke anyway? Some have called it subtle genius. Others attribute it to him being a hick. But most think it just makes him an unfunny e-dick. Here’s the thing, though. Once you get past his awful sense of humor, his inferior level of intelligence, his blatant self-love, his abuse of forum power, and his ridiculous porn ‘stache, you find a semi-tolerable person. In all truth, Alan’s a great guy. If you know him well enough, you understand how much he cares about his loved ones. His involvement in his children’s lives shows how seriously he takes his role as a father and he’s dedicated himself to making Denny happy. As a friend, I can also vouch for his commitment to his friends and how genuine he is in real life, despite how he may come off online. Now we just have to convince his wife to do an Ask Denny Day so we can finally solve the mystery of how the hell this humongous dork managed to seal that deal.

So fucking good!

[rocksquid 50]

reminds me of a funny story. When I got there a dude asked me what I did and I told him then said "and you?"he goes "Rape, murder, arson and rape"ahhhh I knew it was going to be a good time

Did you tell him he said rape twice?

[Nikki_N 17]

Name: Terry Alan RushNickname: Chicken (Hicken), AlInI am of a sanguine disposition that Alan will acquiesce to a principally benevolent mimicry of the minimal blemishes on an otherwise irreproachable temperament which has heretofore gone unrivaled in a multitude of intrinsic merits. Over/under on how long it takes Alan to figure out that sentence is set at 7.5 minutes. Place your bets. To put it simply, there’s no other creepy internet fanboy who spends quite as much time wrapped around Daniel Negreanu’s dick as Alan.

Have I told you lately that I love you? True Story.

Damn it Tim! I want a devonshire sandwich!

What is in the sandwich? Everything on that plate looks tasty to me.

[dolfan 0]

new sig btw, just think ... you are now semi famous yourself just by association with every post i make. and mind you there are a shit ton of em. you shall now not only be my brother, but my internet famous protege as well. congratulations sir

Awesome, I'm honored.

[dna4ever 2]

Did you tell him he said rape twice?

i rember catching the reference but dont think i finished the setup. i remember laughing and talking about that movie several times.

[jeff_536 3]

anyone wanna jump in a 180 4.40?

[SAM_Hard8 50]

We are also being moved to another part of the office.. basically right in the middle of the office. This may mean that I will no longer be here during the day (Much to my dismay and probably to the relief of some others).

BooooGood luck

[Jadaki 0]

Bio:I am of a sanguine disposition that Alan will acquiesce to a principally benevolent mimicry of the minimal blemishes on an otherwise irreproachable temperament which has heretofore gone unrivaled in a multitude of intrinsic merits.

Brilliant

[dna4ever 2]

Brilliant

oh shut up hood! like u knew what any of that meant either.

[dna4ever 2]

18 mins til nego HORSE

[SAM_Hard8 50]

he goes "Rape, murder, arson and rape"

you said rape twice.I like rape.

[renaedawn 1]

Name: Terry Alan RushNickname: Chicken (Hicken), AlInBorn: 8-2-77 in Ashland, KYLives: Hickenville, TN (AKA Nashville)Family: Married (Denny) with two kids – Bethany (13) and Brandon (8)Job: Sales Consultant for a printer supply company or something of the sortWould fuck: ShaverWould marry: JerseyWould kill: RenaeWould teabag: SpiceWould sacrifice his life for: AllieWould get assraped by: KristenLikes: 80’s hair metal, Heineken Light, doing it with his sisters, his cousins, and his cousins’ cousins, being the center of attention, drinking and playing above his limits, and being PM’d for more info (trust me, he loves this – PM dna4ever to find out more)Dislikes: reading, writing, arithmetic, grammar, punctuation, spelling, basically anything that requires more than a second grade level of knowledge, paying for music, and giving money to the homelessBio:I am of a sanguine disposition that Alan will acquiesce to a principally benevolent mimicry of the minimal blemishes on an otherwise irreproachable temperament which has heretofore gone unrivaled in a multitude of intrinsic merits. Over/under on how long it takes Alan to figure out that sentence is set at 7.5 minutes. Place your bets.Alan is one of the movers and shakers here at FCP, let alone this thread. In addition to being totally internet famous, he’s also been given the power of being a moderator on the forum and has been the longtime coordinator for the Neg-O weekly tournament, which he often plays while wearing his signed FCP hat and hockey jersey. And to top it all off, he even arranged for a group of us to meet and hang out with Daniel in Vegas last year. To put it simply, there’s no other creepy internet fanboy who spends quite as much time wrapped around Daniel Negreanu’s dick as Alan.But it’s not only Daniel’s attention that AlIn craves. He's constantly looking for anyone to talk to or about him. You could post, “Alan is a narcissistic, illiterate hick and I hope he dies” and he’d be happy just to see his name mentioned. But, please, those sorts of posts are unnecessary and inappropriate and if I see any of you posting filth like that, I’m going to PM dna4ever and get the post deleted immediately and you’re ass will be banned. He’s a mod, you know, he’s got the power. Alan thinks he’s learned how to use his ignorance to posture as humor, but he’s fooling nobody. How many times has he posted something, been called out, and then claimed he was just making a joke anyway? Some have called it subtle genius. Others attribute it to him being a hick. But most think it just makes him an unfunny e-dick. Here’s the thing, though. Once you get past his awful sense of humor, his inferior level of intelligence, his blatant self-love, his abuse of forum power, and his ridiculous porn ‘stache, you find a semi-tolerable person. In all truth, Alan’s a great guy. If you know him well enough, you understand how much he cares about his loved ones. His involvement in his children’s lives shows how seriously he takes his role as a father and he’s dedicated himself to making Denny happy. As a friend, I can also vouch for his commitment to his friends and how genuine he is in real life, despite how he may come off online. Now we just have to convince his wife to do an Ask Denny Day so we can finally solve the mystery of how the hell this humongous dork managed to seal that deal.

Bolded #1 - Brilliant.Bolded #2 - Also brilliant. The imagery is superb. You could have gone with "riding Daniel Negreanu's jock" or any other number of phrases that convey the same sentiment but none are quite as image invoking as "wrapped around Daniel Negreanu's dick". These are the kind of choices and decisions that I'm talking about that make it talent vs. making fun of your friends. Hopefully you remember the conversation I'm harkening back to otherwise I'm just rambling incoherently right now.Bolded #3 - If that was on purpose, I'm gonna start begging to have your babies.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

This one. I figure you're like 6 foot, right? Ozz and Brett are both about 5'10" or 5'11". Nik's like 5'4". That means Hotstuff has got to be 6'3" or 6'4". I never realized he was that tall.

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