bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Damn. Now THAT's a story.I'm out of here.FU Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 On Friday, my buddy (Damien) and his girlfriend (Leaha) went out drinking with a group of people. Her good friend (Sarah, who has a boyfriend) and Damien's co-worker (Steve) were both wasted and planned to sleep on Damien/Leaha's couches in the living room. Damien and Leaha go upstairs to bed. About an hour later, Damien comes down to get water, to find Steve and Sarah fucking in the kitchen. Good stuff.Yea, that's not even CLOSE to the good part. In the morning, Damien wakes up to find Steve and Sarah were both gone. He goes in the living room to find Steve's pants and boxers on the floor. Steve's car is gone, he calls him, but no answer. A few hours later, Steve calls to tell Damien that he left the house at about 5am, got pulled over on his way home with only shoes and a T-shirt on, and got a DUI. Now, have fun explaining THAT one to your grilfriend!That's up there! Wow! that's almost worth it for the story alone! LOL I'm joking! You 'uptight, panties in a wad' types! Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 On Friday, my buddy (Damien) and his girlfriend (Leaha) went out drinking with a group of people. Her good friend (Sarah, who has a boyfriend) and Damien's co-worker (Steve) were both wasted and planned to sleep on Damien/Leaha's couches in the living room. Damien and Leaha go upstairs to bed. About an hour later, Damien comes down to get water, to find Steve and Sarah fucking in the kitchen. Good stuff.Yea, that's not even CLOSE to the good part. In the morning, Damien wakes up to find Steve and Sarah were both gone. He goes in the living room to find Steve's pants and boxers on the floor. Steve's car is gone, he calls him, but no answer. A few hours later, Steve calls to tell Damien that he left the house at about 5am, got pulled over on his way home with only shoes and a T-shirt on, and got a DUI. Now, have fun explaining THAT one to your grilfriend!I'd also like to hear the explanation to the cop Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 A few hours later, Steve calls to tell Damien that he left the house at about 5am, got pulled over on his way home with only shoes and a T-shirt on, and got a DUI. Now, have fun explaining THAT one to your grilfriend!I dont have too many grilfriends, I usually do most of the grilling myself.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA SHEWWWW WEEEEEEESo I guess not only did Sarah have a boyfriend, but Steve had a girlfriend?And I'm with Dustin, I would love to hear that conversation between Steve and the cop. And I'm sure he was taken straight to jail, wonder if they gave him a jacket or something to cover up with or if he walked in balls a flappin' Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I had Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch. It was the first time I ever went there.I was rather disappointed all around. Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 lemme know if what I sent out is acceptable.That will suffice. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I had Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch. It was the first time I ever went there.I was rather disappointed all around.Cajun wingstop wings FTW Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I had Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch. It was the first time I ever went there.I was rather disappointed all around.Their boneless are alright, but their wings are too small. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Cajun wingstop wings FTWYes. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Their boneless are alright, but their wings are too small.Thats what I had. I tried the Honey BBQ and the Medium sauces, neither of them were that great but okay I guess.Our service was horrible, just really slow and they messed up one of our peoples orders. He ordered a number 4 combo, specified sides and everything she brought him 4 boneless wings in a little basket. And it took 40 minutes to get our food, when the place wasn't busy at all. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Whichever one of you fuckers in Tampa gave me Strep-Tonsilitis (insert random empty threat). Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Whichever one of you fuckers in Tampa gave me Strep-Tonsilitis (insert random empty threat).I guess it's gonna sound pretty bad that I've got something like that, too. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Later. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Whichever one of you fuckers in Tampa gave me Strep-Tonsilitis (insert random empty threat).last time you pass out first at an army gathering i take it?i love cock boy Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i love cock boyThere's really no reason to call Erik "boy", though, is there? Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Dude, it's okay. Not everybody's nuts are the same. I just can't figure out where in the genetic code a deviation for a cube shape instead of an egg shape could happen that quickly. I mean your dad's nuts are okay as far as you know, right?NEVER FUCKING TALK TO ME AGAINThat was pretty ****ing dirty wasn't it. I could even close the thing and had to go into the task manager. I was right in the middle of AskMen Top 99 of 2008 too.Yes. Get AIDS, Stan.Cajun wingstop wings FTWImmaculate. I guess it's gonna sound pretty bad that I've got something like that, too.I thought we just talked about kissing? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I thought we just talked about kissing?As far as anyone else knows, anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 As far as anyone else knows, anyway.You're such a fag...I can't believe I sucked your dick. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I'm gonna go try and take a nap. See you homos later. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 Well, I hope it was at least a good song that replaced our conversation. But I am getting better about callbacks and other phone-related issues, I think.I'm gonna put you to the phone answering test when you least expect it.After not eating hardly anything for a week, for the first time in his life, Pudge is not living up to his nickname.Poor Guy!Whichever one of you fuckers in Tampa gave me Strep-Tonsilitis (insert random empty threat).I'm sure it was me. Give it a few days and it will turn into a horrible cough that deprives you of sleep. Sorry.I guess it's gonna sound pretty bad that I've got something like that, too.Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 Well I heard there was a secret chordthat David played and it pleased the LordBut you don't really care for music, do ya?Well it goes like this :The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major liftThe baffled king composing HallelujahHallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah...Well your faith was strong but you needed proofYou saw her bathing on the roofHer beauty and the moonlight overthrew yaAnd she tied you to her kitchen chairShe broke your throne and she cut your hairAnd from your lips she drew the HallelujahHallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah...(Yeah but) Baby I've been here beforeI've seen this room and I've walked this floor, (You know)I used to live alone before I knew yaAnd I've seen your flag on the marble archand love is not a victory marchIt's a cold and it's a broken HallelujahHallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah...Well there was a time when you let me knowWhat's really going on belowBut now you never show that to me do yaBut remember when I moved in youAnd the holy dove was moving tooAnd every breath we drew was HallelujahHallelujah Hallelujah HallelujahHallelujah...[instrumental]Maybe there's a God aboveBut all I've ever learned from loveWas how to shoot somebody who outdrew yaAnd it's not a cry that you hear at nightIt's not somebody who's seen the lightIt's a cold and it's a broken HallelujahHallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelu...Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelu...Hallelujah Hallelujah HallelujahFuck me, that's a good song. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I'm gonna put you to the phone answering test when you least expect it.I get a do-over if it's the middle of the night. Fuck me, that's a good song.It really, really is. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 apparently gold strike is not gonna work with us as much as I hoped, looks like Binions is still gonna be the better deal.OOTWhat price did Gold Nugget quote? Didn't know you were talking to the GoldStrike.. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 4 dollars for a prescription of Amoxcicillin..AND NO HEALTH INSURANCE TO BOOT! GOD I HATE THIS FASCIST COUNTRY, GOD I HATE IT! Back to trying to sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I guess it's gonna sound pretty bad that I've got something like that, too.Ummmm.....D called in the last 2 days and went into work today. They sent her home at 10am today cause she still sounded awful. Link to post Share on other sites
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