Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 he uses justin bonomo as a cover up name so he dosen't have to pay taxes on his winnings.This is so retarded I hope it's not true.Steps to an audit:1) win a quarter of a million dollars in online poker2) create webpage3) brag about winnings and post your birth certificate4) file conspicuously light 1040Dude, its ok; I just made that certificate up in photoshop, his parents real names are not actually BallZee and FuzZee so one could assume his real name is not Zee Justin either, JS.For some reason, I thought econ_tim was quicker than this. I stand corrected.Although, I did here ZeeJustin's mothers nickname in high school was fuzZee. Link to post Share on other sites
econ_tim 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 he uses justin bonomo as a cover up name so he dosen't have to pay taxes on his winnings.This is so retarded I hope it's not true.Steps to an audit:1) win a quarter of a million dollars in online poker2) create webpage3) brag about winnings and post your birth certificate4) file conspicuously light 1040Dude, its ok; I just made that certificate up in photoshop, his parents real names are not actually BallZee and FuzZee so one could assume his real name is not Zee Justin either, JS.OK ... guess I haven't been following the drama that is Zee Justin. Made my reply before I even saw DNA's post. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 THe guys at NWP were railing him for hours [insert joke here] and showed a number of hands where he got ridiculously lucky.But that's poker. He still had to play well to win.Heterosexuality is for suckers. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm pretty impressed by this kid, anyone know how he got his start (moved up through the limits like the rest of us, investor, rich parents, etc)?I've been going over his site, but there isn't really any detail on how he got rolling, everything there is from when he was already playing the big SNG's and tourneys. Not a bad life for a 19 year old... Link to post Share on other sites
Keyz11 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 FCP Forums are RIGGED Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedHooks 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 birth certificate is fake, he was not born in 78, i believe he is only 20.... Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 birth certificate is fake, he was not born in 78, i believe he is only 20.... Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 birth certificate is fake, he was not born in 78, i believe he is only 20....What? really? his mom's name isnt Fuz Zee? shocking, truly shocking. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 birth certificate is fake, he was not born in 78, i believe he is only 20....What? really? his mom's name isnt Fuz Zee? shocking, truly shocking.And to think I actually spent time contemplating what would be the most unbelievable outlandish fake parents names I could use just to make 100% sure the intended sarcasm was picked up by everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 the only reason smash says they are for suckers is because he sucks at them. ofcourse someone like smash is going to say something "sucks" when he clearly isn't good at it.teneight...OUT!You win one big tournament and think that you are hot shit. I know I am not the only one that remembers only a couple of months ago when you were trying to prove yourself here by having flame wars and $10 heads up tournaments with chump boys.Get off of your pedestal. Humility is going to be a bitch for you to learn young man.My $.02 Link to post Share on other sites
InertGrudge 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm suddenly very happy I decided to open this thread...It's got everything:- Someone calling out Smash for something he has said- A sarcastic response from Smash- Stupid newbies not having a clue about life- DNA posting pictures- FlamingAhh..the good ol' days are back again. Link to post Share on other sites
FlyerFan9 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 birth certificate is fake, he was not born in 78, i believe he is only 20....What? really? his mom's name isnt Fuz Zee? shocking, truly shocking.Hey I took his sister to prom, her name was Eee Zee Link to post Share on other sites
Fullhouse7 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 kid is awesome---yes, lucky also, but what tourney do u win w no luck involvedFullhouse7 Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 kid is awesome---yes, lucky also, but what tourney do u win w no luck involvedFullhouse7a chess tourney. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm suddenly very happy I decided to open this thread...It's got everything:- Someone calling out Smash for something he has said- A sarcastic response from Smash- Stupid newbies not having a clue about life- DNA posting pictures- FlamingAhh..the good ol' days are back again.What. You can't point out that I was involved? Thanks a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm suddenly very happy I decided to open this thread...It's got everything:- Someone calling out Smash for something he has said- A sarcastic response from Smash- Stupid newbies not having a clue about life- DNA posting pictures- Flaming- Ron Mexico Getting IndignantAhh..the good ol' days are back again.Better now? Link to post Share on other sites
InertGrudge 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm suddenly very happy I decided to open this thread...It's got everything:- Someone calling out Smash for something he has said- A sarcastic response from Smash- Stupid newbies not having a clue about life- DNA posting pictures- FlamingAhh..the good ol' days are back again.What. You can't point out that I was involved? Thanks a lot.Actually, I was just thinking about how any classic thread isn't quite completely with a post by Ronny.I'm sorry honey. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Where is Kers2? This is a ZeeJustin thread isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
bulldog999 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 ZeeJustin also made 75k in two months playing sit-n-gos. I see why he was not pleased with the party split and his lost rakeback. TOTAL PLAYED=432TOTAL BUYIN = $252,995TOTAL PROFIT = $75,300TOTAL ROI = 29.76%AVG RETURN = $174.31 PER SNG http://www.zeejustin.com/journal.php?journal_id=62 Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Shameless repost...anyone know how he got started? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Where is Kers2? This is a ZeeJustin thread isn't it?I'm so glad I have faithful defenders of the Zee Justin legacy. I thought I was going to have to school more newbies but you guys stepped up bigtime. Much love Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm pretty impressed by this kid, anyone know how he got his start (moved up through the limits  like the rest of us, investor, rich parents, etc)?I've been going over his site, but there isn't really any detail on how he got rolling, everything there is from when he was already playing the big SNG's and tourneys.  Not a bad life for a 19 year old...My understanding is that he made some money playing Magic the Gathering. Then used that roll to learn to play poker. He found his niche playing sitngo's. Link to post Share on other sites
ReleaseTheWolves 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 kid is awesome---yes, lucky also, but what tourney do u win w no luck involvedFullhouse7a chess tourney.buuuuuuuuuuurned lol...and yes the good ol days are back...the days where i was just a lurker and not a poster....had some good times reading the flame wars. Link to post Share on other sites
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