poker_cutie 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Sounds like you were smart with your winnings, good job on that. Im kinda sad though that you didnt buy Kowboy Koop and yourself tickets to vegas and you guys meet up and hang out together awhile :-) Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Sounds like you were smart with your winnings, good job on that. Im kinda sad though that you didnt buy Kowboy Koop and yourself tickets to vegas and you guys meet up and hang out together awhile :-)i offered him a great night of ass fucking with extra lube, but he is scared that i would make him bleed Link to post Share on other sites
sirch1 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 should have went to the strip club with a fist full of hundos and tried for a happy ending after the private dance Link to post Share on other sites
The Enforcer 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Sounds like you were smart with your winnings, good job on that. Im kinda sad though that you didnt buy Kowboy Koop and yourself tickets to vegas and you guys meet up and hang out together awhile :-)i offered him a great night of ass fucking with extra lube, but he is scared that i would make him bleed :shock: that post actually disgusted me, possibly one of the nastiest posts ever. Ass ****ing is -EV Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 don't pay taxes 10-8 Link to post Share on other sites
SuicideKing86 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I used to card count blackjack and after I got a big win about $3000 or something, I would sometimes get wood. I'm not joking.Did you take the blue pill instead of the red pill? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 alf..i already got laid twice in the back seat of that car (well it was with my g/f) hehethanks though. i havent been playing much due to finals, burned out, and just because I havent had the urge to playteneightStop lying. You know your girlfriend doesn't even fit in the backseat of that car.You won 36k, spring for a room you cheap fuck.backseat of your car. /shaking my head. Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 don't pay taxes 10-8 i don't want to get audited at age 20. that would be horrible Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 don't pay taxes 10-8 i don't want to get audited at age 20. that would be horrible some gambling winnings can be offset by **cough cough**gamling loses**cough**cough** Link to post Share on other sites
gerrety 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 don't pay taxes 10-8 i don't want to get audited at age 20. that would be horriblenot that bad, you most likely don't have any of the other shady "deductions" that most people develop as they get older. however, paying back taxes would be -ev for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Scions suck. but at least you didnt buy the square thing with wheels.. Link to post Share on other sites
mrnuts 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 teneight........how you like the ride, getting a car soon and deciding between new scion or nissan 350z with like 15k miles on it. Link to post Share on other sites
theredpill99 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 If you made a deposit of 36K to your bank account, you are basically committed to paying taxes on it but if you got it through a check or something then I wouldn't pay taxes. They won't throw a 20 yr old in jail for not paying taxes. Your neighborhood would go nuts and they would have to release you. Link to post Share on other sites
gerrety 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 If you made a deposit of 36K to your bank account, you are basically committed to paying taxes on it but if you got it through a check or something then I wouldn't pay taxes. They won't throw a 20 yr old in jail for not paying taxes. Your neighborhood would go nuts and they would have to release you.not sure about online, but b&m casinos are required to report winnings above a certain amount to IRS. Link to post Share on other sites
The Enforcer 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 If you made a deposit of 36K to your bank account, you are basically committed to paying taxes on it but if you got it through a check or something then I wouldn't pay taxes. They won't throw a 20 yr old in jail for not paying taxes. Your neighborhood would go nuts and they would have to release you.Banks report all deposits over $10k correct? I would just pay the damn taxes but write off about $10k in losses. I agree tho, not paying taxes would be -EV. You never know when the Feds will make an example out of a person who doesnt report their online gambling winnings.These are problems that poor people dont have I guess... Link to post Share on other sites
TobyOrNotToBe 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 don't pay taxes 10-8 i don't want to get audited at age 20. that would be horrible some gambling winnings can be offset by **cough cough**gamling loses**cough**cough**Funny !!!!! but true Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I'm surprised the mods didn't lock this thread up 5 minutes after it was created and said "just pm him." Link to post Share on other sites
brian67 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 It's tough to claim losses when you buy a new car like that, but did you give some high stakes cash games a run? Congrats on the win either way. Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Wrecked 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 don't pay taxes 10-8 i don't want to get audited at age 20. that would be horrible some gambling winnings can be offset by **cough cough**gamling loses**cough**cough**Funny !!!!! but trueIn order to do this do you have to register on your taxes as a professional gambler?Also, I enjoy redpill's blog. I get very bored here at work at 2 am and it gives me something to read. Furthermore, head cheese ROCKS!Edit: Teneight, how much of that 36k did you put into your bankroll? Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 teneight........how you like the ride, getting a car soon and deciding between new scion or nissan 350z with like 15k miles on it.I'm gonna have to say go with this bad boy (this is the 350z for all you non-car people) Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 teneight........how you like the ride, getting a car soon and deciding between new scion or nissan 350z with like 15k miles on it.I hope this is a joke... but if it isn't, I'm thinking you'd do well in a new VW bug with flower wheels. Link to post Share on other sites
hockeyeh 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 teneight........how you like the ride, getting a car soon and deciding between new scion or nissan 350z with like 15k miles on it.I hope this is a joke... but if it isn't, I'm thinking you'd do well in a new VW bug with flower wheels.lol u sure u arent canadian Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 teneight........how you like the ride, getting a car soon and deciding between new scion or nissan 350z with like 15k miles on it.I hope this is a joke... but if it isn't, I'm thinking you'd do well in a new VW bug with flower wheels.lol u sure u arent canadianwhy? is that Canadian humor? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zach6668 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 teneight........how you like the ride, getting a car soon and deciding between new scion or nissan 350z with like 15k miles on it.Is this a joke?There is NO comparison here. 350z > Scion. I don't care if it had 150K on it.Good day.Zach Link to post Share on other sites
project240 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 teneight........how you like the ride, getting a car soon and deciding between new scion or nissan 350z with like 15k miles on it.Is there even any comparison here to be made??? Link to post Share on other sites
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