punch up in poker room?

[PFunk 0]

These stories would have been great if you all could write somewhat coherently....You all need to go back to 8th grade english class-

Sorry man, I bow to your incredible writing skills. you must get all the ladies.

Hey, no thing...

[Luv4TheDuece 0]

yah, chill out seymour skinner..you little geeky dum dum weinie head

[zedd2005 0]

true story.while down at the WSOP event in New Orleans, I was in the poker room playing Omaha.  The table next to us was NL hold 'em A guy called all in with AQoff. Bettor had pocket Jacks. BIG pot (a few grand).  10 J x hit on the flop and the Jacks start making fun of the AQ calling him a donk for calling with AQoff. This is when they got loud and we stood up to see what the fuss was about.AQ says something like "just for running your mouth I'm gonna draw out." sure enough, K hits on the river to give the guy a straight.The set of jacks goes ballistic.AQ says "now who's the donk?"Set of Jacks Hits AQ over the head with a bottle and says "you..."enter security.

Wow the guy with jacks is an @sshole. What the heck is he thinking talking censored before he had the hand locked up?

I KNO. AT LEAST WAIT TILL HES WON BEFORE SHOWING OFF

[rwood 0]

dont turn this into a flame war.anyways, i was playing at the 2/4 limit game at commerce a few weeks ago. i had been sitting at my table for about 20 minutes with this asian guy and this fat italian mobster guy sitting in the 5 and 6 seats respectively. the asian guy sucks out hardcore on the mobster(were talking huge belly with the robert deniro CASINO sunglasses). the italian guy wasnt pissed because of the suckout, but because the asian guy was laughing out loud the whole hand while almost yelling in vietnamese. this really irked our italian friend so he says "next time, you shut the **** up during a hand you chiinky fuuck."obviously the asian guy didnt take well to it "whataya you say tuh meh?" (he has a deep vietnamese accent)our italian friend is obviously annoyed at this point " i said you shut the **** up you mudda ****a or i'll shut your chinky mouth up myself yoy chink muda****a"if you've ever played at commerce you would know that most of the low limit games have 4-5 asian people at each table, and by now the table was getting hostile due to asian population at the table. the dealer tried to quiet the italian man "sir please blah blah blah"then our italian flipped and just got up and started yelling at the entire table all the while POKING the vietnamese guy on top of the head ranting "**** all you's! you shut the **** up or i'll smash your head in, deal the cards you dumb mf and every other word in the book" well the viet guy just stood there while getting repeatedly poked on top of the head by this 250 lb italian guy. well i guess the italian guy came with friends as they migrated over to our table when they heard him yelling. let me tell you these guys were GUIDO to the max! anyways they start yelling loudly at the table too and the first guy tells them the viet guy was talking back to him, so for some reason they start poking him too! "what you say to my friend you guk bastard!??!" by now security has been called and kindly asks them to refrain from barraging the entire table with racist remarks, or they will have to leave.they piss and moan a few seconds longer then get up and leave. through this entire ordeal, it lasted a few minutes, i was honestly crying with laughter, watching this guy get poked in the head, over and over and over, and just sit there spitting out remarks in viet... while his italian enemy just kept poking him on the top of the head... gotta love commerce.

[Pupsta 0]

blah...i have nothing to compare to these, but i did see a funny dealer tirade whlie playing drunken 4-8 omaha hi/lo at the orleans4 handed, dealer switch...new dealer doesn't bring the chips into the center of the pot...guy in 1 seat asks dealer to, dealer flat out ignores himguy asks again, dealer continues to ignore"that's the first farking thing they teach you in dealer school is to bring the chips into the center of the pot"asian dealer starts ranting in some other language, really loud, just goes off on the guy....i can make out two phrases...azzhole and son of a bish....the rest is in another language.i got a kick out of it and tipped the dealer for it, who just turned to me, smiled, and continued dealing.

[DDiabolical 0]

Why do all these stories involve asian guys? lol..