PAYforUSC 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard? Are they a waste of time, or are they so cliche that you can use them to get a laugh, thereby making a good first impression?Worst pick up line I ever heard:Did it hurt? What?When you fell from heaven.Seriously, totally cheesy. Cheesy is not good.If they are the same old ones that everyone has heard, don't use them. If they are original and funny it could be worth a try.Best pickup line I ever heard:Can't think of one.So, yeah, don't use them. Just be yourself.Don't shoot the messenger, but my buddy swears this works:'Do you like stuff?''Really, I like stuff, too!'Sounds really dumb, but he's been doing better with the ladies lately than I have, so I don't know what to think anymore... Thoughts?find a new friend Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 I still want to know who that porn star 's name is who dated Seymor Butts on Family Business, season 1, episode 8,9 Link to post Share on other sites
MikePatrick 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Okay, this thread is on the verge of hitting 5 pages, and not that it hasn't been uh..fun? But I've gotta come right out and say it....OP, dude, seriously...what the hell is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?!!??! Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I still want to know who that porn star 's name is who dated Seymor Butts on Family Business, season 1, episode 8,9Sorry I missed that show. Don't know if it's the same girl, but my avatar's name is Jesse Jane. Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 what's wrong?I forgot my green mask, thats what's wrong Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I saw that the Sauce is up now. (with all respect) Can you say what you feel?I really am looking for a woman's point of view here.Aboot what? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Hmm, best pick-up line?"Does this rag smell like choloroform to you..?"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
MsRiver 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Hmm, best pick-up line?"Does this rag smell like choloroform to you..?"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!SOOOO Funny!! Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Here's another question:Whenever I start a conversation with a girl I'm thinking about having a relationship. After a while I come to the conclusion that either "this girl is really stuck up and a relationship would be a waste of my time and hers as well" or "She's really cool, and we should just hang out, and avoid the whole relationship thing because it will just get in the way in the long run". I guess my main problem is starting relationships, any advice?Are you scared to be rejected?If you are not, are you commitment phobic?Do you only want sex?Did your mom beat you with you were little?YesN/ANoOnly when I deserved it (s/w)..... Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 How did this not get moved to off-topic yet??The mods are taking notes.Jayson - Pillowfight?Renae and I are eagerly awaiting the confirmation. Oh yeah, and how many pillows do you have? I think we may need to get more. The sooner you confirm the date, the sooner Renae and I will send you digital pics of us modeling our pillowfight outfits. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I love how D always references females as "woman" in the singular/group  form as though they're all the same.  I'm not sure, but shouldnt womEn be offended by that.Yup, but there is so much more to be offended by too.......... Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I can't decide which post is the best one in the thread.this one... This thread as a whole, recieves an 8 on the unintentional comedy scale.or this one...Is Diabolical really Animal from the Muppets? Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 This thread as a whole, recieves an 8 on the unintentional comedy scale.And the most effecitve pick-up lines are,"You sure don't sweat much for a fat chick"----------------------------------------------------------------------"You aren't that cute, but beauty is a ligh-switch away"-----------------------------------------------------------------------"Come home with me or I'll kill you in front of all these people, take your ID, track down your family and friends and pets and kill them all, one by one, untill someone finally catches me... (slight pause and laugh)... DO YOU THINK I'M KIDDING YOU FUCKING PIG(grabbing her by the throat)."--------------------------------------------------------------------------Guy: "Did it hurt?"Girl: "That line is so old."Guy: "What? I'm talking about me sticking that needle in your neck."Girl: *passes out*Seriously. Those work. Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 best pick up line ever. . . If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole. AINEC Link to post Share on other sites
ChristenC. 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I can see why he is asking for woman's opinion. :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 Rise ans shine Kitties Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 So, Do women like to be held after?In my experience.............. yesand during this time, I took the opportunity to admire the female anatomy.I would pull down the sheets to so HOW LOVELY a woman curves. It's a thing of .............. beauty.God bless WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!So, .................one of you 4 women on this forum................... are you the type that wants to be held in bed?And why? Link to post Share on other sites
ggriffin 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 YESSSSSS. HE'S BACK. THE CREEPY OLD GUY IS BACK. Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 answer when you want,.....I have other questions.next one:Has anybody ever seen a hot chick with some ugly lookin guy? And you wonder,.......... How did that happen? I mean, the guy might be shorter than her or has a bad case of ACNE or is a fat slop or is a total arrrse with no personality.Can you SEXY women on this forum tell me why this happens?What qualities to these dudes have that make woman want to be with them? Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 loogie wrote: Is Diabolical really Animal from the Muppets? This one was funny....... I thought Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 Ggriffin wrote:YESSSSSS. HE'S BACK. THE CREEPY OLD GUY IS BACK.hahahaha...... Yea, iguesse i could be your dad if you were .................8 Link to post Share on other sites
ChristenC. 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I don't like to be held after, but a good back scratch/rub is divine. As far as the ugly guy getting the girl I do know that answer. That hot girl has been with enough average to hot guys with no love, no feeling, no genuineness. That so-called ugly guy has her because he knows what makes a woman tick. That she is more important to him than anything else in the world, and he shows her and tells her that everyday without fail. Then, when that is accomplished, she will fulfill your every sexual fantasy. Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 ChristenC wroteI don't like to be held after, but a good back scratch/rub is divine. As far as the ugly guy getting the girl I do know that answer. That hot girl has been with enough average to hot guys with no love, no feeling, no genuineness. That so-called ugly guy has her because he knows what makes a woman tick. That she is more important to him than anything else in the world, and he shows her and tells her that everyday without fail. Then, when that is accomplished, she will fulfill your every sexual fantasyVery nice.....tyI have a question.............. What about when a guy is too clingy. Doesn't it turn you off when he is everywhere you are? I mean.......... He's not a "challenge" for you anymore. At what point,....... does this happen and it makes you want to get away? Link to post Share on other sites
ChristenC. 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Clingy is not good. There is a defined line between clingy and maintaining a connection. That is where getting to know the other person as a person before too much romance comes into play. Pouring on the romance too fast can create that 'clingy' feeling. I recommend you get to know the girl, then you will get the girl philosophy. I also believe that a challenge is a sign of immaturity. If a person is wanted because he or she is a challenge, once that challenge is met, there is nothing. Find someone you are interested in approaching, approach him or her and with every genuine bone in your body, calmly express why that person interests you while looking them in the eye. Then let them respond and go from there. Keep it light at first, add more over time. Just my experience. Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 christenC wroteThat so-called ugly guy has her because he knows what makes a woman tick. That she is more important to him than anything else in the world, and he shows her and tells her that everyday without fail. Then, when that is accomplished, she will fulfill your every sexual fantasy.What if this guy is Broke!! And you have to clean him up, get the shhhiaat out of his eyes, buy him some decent clothes.... ect? Link to post Share on other sites
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