TheSkearnel 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I'm THIS CLOSE to making the 2 hour drive to Eau Claire to give you a thorough thrashing with a garden gnome.Garden gnome made me laugh. Garden gnomes own all.This made me giggle..............just a little bit...............but a giggle nonetheless.-Shawn K. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 LOLSorry, Allie. Link to post Share on other sites
TS Clark 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I started on 2/2/05 with $75...turned it into $2300 in 3 weeks. Won another $4k after that. Lived on it for 6 months. Then lost my last 700 and now I am to the felt. So overall I made 5800. That's pretty cool, but I could've done better. I'm drinking whiskey until I die.If you turned $75 into $2300 in three weeks, then I guess it's easy come, easy go. With your skill level, you're clearly only a few weeks away from fortune again. :roll: Everyone does dumb things sometime. Try and learn something from it and go and be a donkey no more. And don't whine ever again when you do something this magically donkalicious. You were stupid, the gods punished you, you deserved it. Go and sin no more. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 This made me giggle..............just a little bit...............but a giggle nonetheless.-Shawn K.Ha.I found a sick picture of one smokin a pipe, but it was fuckin huge and took up the whole screen. Figured I'd save you guys some scrolling. Link to post Share on other sites
TheSkearnel 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 This made me giggle..............just a little bit...............but a giggle nonetheless.-Shawn K.Ha.I found a sick picture of one smokin a pipe, but it was fuckin huge and took up the whole screen. Figured I'd save you guys some scrolling.I want the address for that picture. I think that could be the most awesome garden gnome ever.-Shawn K. Link to post Share on other sites
Andersun 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I lost my whole bankroll tonightI was down 200...my roll was at 500 so i bought into a 400nl and lost it all in an hour...bought in for my last 100 and lost that in 10 minutesi have had a stable bankroll for 8 months...and now its all gonei'm done. i'm killing myself. censored this. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 LOLSorry, Allie. hehe....I think it's too friggin funny (but they are creepy little guys aren't they) Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 This made me giggle..............just a little bit...............but a giggle nonetheless.-Shawn K.Ha.I found a sick picture of one smokin a pipe, but it was fuckin huge and took up the whole screen. Figured I'd save you guys some scrolling.I want the address for that picture. I think that could be the most awesome garden gnome ever.-Shawn K.Not sure what's in that pipe, but the eye's look pretty suspicious if you ask me. lolhttp://www.picture-newsletter.com/gardengn...ome-pipe-9r.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Who's with me? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........It was the Japs. But I'll forgive you on the account that you are sexy.racist Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Who's with me? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........It was the Japs. But I'll forgive you on the account that you are sexy.Idiot ra-cist. Link to post Share on other sites
5oon3r_L33t 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I lost my whole bankroll tonightI was down 200...my roll was at 500 so i bought into a 400nl and lost it all in an hour...bought in for my last 100 and lost that in 10 minutesi have had a stable bankroll for 8 months...and now its all gonei'm done. i'm killing myself. censored this.Do you know how much $500 is in the scheme of things? Almost nothing.Do you know the current value of your life? It's more than $500.Killing yourself is -ev.If you need something to add some value to your life, this is how you forum curse: Type the first few letters of the word, in your case "fu", then press the italics button twice, so you get a [i ][/i ] after it, then type "ck"See, doesn't life seem better already?FUcking A i've been dying to know how to do that FUCKING SHIT. FUCK, PUSSY, CUNT Link to post Share on other sites
tuckermitchell 1 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 fuck Link to post Share on other sites
tuckermitchell 1 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 fuckLOOOOOOONG time lurker, first time poster... lol... flame onbtw, Ron and Royal are two of the funniest muthafuckas on planet earth Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 fuckLOOOOOOONG time lurker, first time poster... lol... flame onbtw, Ron and Royal are two of the funniest muthafuckas on planet earthIf you keep saying "muthafucka on planet earth " you will probably get flamed. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 fuckLOOOOOOONG time lurker, first time poster... lol... flame onbtw, Ron and Royal are two of the funniest muthafuckas on planet earthlol. Welcome. Can we call you Mr. Idaho? Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Well said!Welcome to the first stage in becoming a better poker player: Loosing your entire bankroll.See what happens when you cheat your limits? It's not very fun is it? No, it's not.I know, I've been there. I was just there, a few months ago. I lost $500 in less than a week. That was my entire bankroll that I had worked so hard to build up from a $100 deposit. And I lost it all in a fraction of the time it took me to acquire it.I stopped playing online poker for three months after that.So take a break from online poker. Only you can determine how long you need to take. Then, learn what the censored bankroll management is. You don't know what it is or your choosing to ignore it. Either way it is an equation for failure.And stop saying your going to kill yourself. No one wants to hear that shit. I agree. And killing myself never crossed my mind. I was joking. In other news...I won step 1 that I had saved...now on to step 2!shut up Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 This made me giggle..............just a little bit...............but a giggle nonetheless.-Shawn K.Ha.I found a sick picture of one smokin a pipe, but it was fuckin huge and took up the whole screen. Figured I'd save you guys some scrolling.I want the address for that picture. I think that could be the most awesome garden gnome ever.-Shawn K.Not sure what's in that pipe, but the eye's look pretty suspicious if you ask me. lolhttp://www.picture-newsletter.com/gardengn...ome-pipe-9r.jpg anyone else have a garden gnome smoking a pipe as their computer's new background :shock: haha, thanks dude Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 i only read through most of the first page, so i'm sorry if this has come up, but fuck all of you who are joking about the suicide thing. i'm sure a lot of you knew someone really well that's done it, and this is the stupidest thing to joke about in the world, so shut up jopkers Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 i only read through most of the first page, so i'm sorry if this has come up, but fuck all of you who are joking about the suicide thing. i'm sure a lot of you knew someone really well that's done it, and this is the stupidest thing to joke about in the world, so shut up jopkersmaybe you should read the whole thread. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 i only read through most of the first page, so i'm sorry if this has come up, but fuck all of you who are joking about the suicide thing. i'm sure a lot of you knew someone really well that's done it, and this is the stupidest thing to joke about in the world, so shut up jopkersmaybe you should read the whole thread.Lol, Jopkers? Is that a hellmuth typo? Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewBlack 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 end your life andy. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 i only read through most of the first page, so i'm sorry if this has come up, but fuck all of you who are joking about the suicide thing. i'm sure a lot of you knew someone really well that's done it, and this is the stupidest thing to joke about in the world, so shut up jopkersmaybe you should read the whole thread.read the whole thread now because you said that. there was nothing else good in it. maybe you should go fuck yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 i only read through most of the first page, so i'm sorry if this has come up, but fuck all of you who are joking about the suicide thing. i'm sure a lot of you knew someone really well that's done it, and this is the stupidest thing to joke about in the world, so shut up jopkersmaybe you should read the whole thread.read the whole thread now because you said that. there was nothing else good in it. maybe you should go fuck yourself.Thank Gawd I'm blessed with the ability to do just that, that way I don't have to wait on little pricks like you.Too bad you didn't see where the OP was "jopking" about offing himself, made you look as dumb as him.* See the Iowa plate. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 i only read through most of the first page, so i'm sorry if this has come up, but fuck all of you who are joking about the suicide thing. i'm sure a lot of you knew someone really well that's done it, and this is the stupidest thing to joke about in the world, so shut up jopkersmaybe you should read the whole thread.read the whole thread now because you said that. there was nothing else good in it. maybe you should go fuck yourself. Thank Gawd I'm blessed with the ability to do just that, that way I don't have to wait on little pricks like you.Too bad you didn't see where the OP was "jopking" about offing himself, made you look as dumb as him.* See the Iowa plate.see the bold in my first statement. then see the bold in my second statement. Link to post Share on other sites
CamelVic 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Who's with me? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........It was the Japs. But I'll forgive you on the account that you are sexy.Idiot ra-cist.First Liberty makes the mistake of not realizing that is the motivational scene from Animal House, then (with a first post), Charlotte makes an even bigger error. Welcome to the forum Charlotte :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
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